We Champed. We lived. We died. Will we be reborn again? Pray to the Lort that you took the blue pill, because it will get a little d'chilly. The final ChampChat... but did you figure out the hidden message? Numerology and the illuminaughty.

Penultimate pouring of liquid potpourri. Two shoes or shoes too? Don't grab the Istanbul by the horns because this turkey talk takes flight.

McConaug-hey dragon killed by a silver bullet. Stephen King of beers goes dark tower. Fishing and fighting against future flower. Malort and high life brings the MKE shinkick. Listen quick before you get sick.

This Champ is on fire! If you scream in the forest when you run out of beer are trees still made of wood? The Liberal Media doesn't want you to go to InfoBars. Are Milwaukee Shinkicks a proven antidote to overdosing rockstars? Large coffee and black metal to meddle and peddle.

We tried some Champin' and the cicadas were chirpin'. Blue mics and blue skies for plane stealing, which of the Kardashians are appealing? Went off the rails with Pat Reon and twas a bit late. Dr. Oz recommends two shots of tequila and call us in the morning.

Milwaukee Shinkick (malort + High Life) patent pending. Mixed drinks never ending. Story time for headphones and best in class YouTube vlogger. Life is Peachy Martini at Applebee's knees.