This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss being close personal fans of Chloe Grace Moretz, in the Olive Garden we all fam, bisexuals being so gay, Meg the Stallion, Martha Stewart, Shawn Mendez, if Gaylor came back, Pam Anderson, late in life hotness, finding toys during a move, and so much more!

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Camel Hairless, a mouse fan sighting, road stories, Kenny's hole, John Proctor, past lives, gay roots, the Victoria Secret fashion show, Captain Underpants, park culture, slides burning butt cheeks, and so much more!

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss college loneliness, Agatha All Along, a chicken Hinge profile, how differently we experience our queerness, queer friendships, a Will and Harper review and so much more!

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Vancouver - 10/18

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Detroit - 10/29

Cleveland - 10/30

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Canal Street, Kenny showing Ray how to haggle, lightening bolts in the BH, our dream boyfriends, falling for fans, the gay VMAs, wild Ask A Dykes, and so much more!

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Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3

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Toronto - 10/10

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Vancouver - 10/18

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss being part of your symphony, peeing in the shower, your partner not being able to sing, vanilla boobs, Jenna and Sabrina kissing, straight people on boats, cooking vegan paella, fancy dates, and Ask a Dyke and so much more!

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Kansas City MO - 9/19

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Phoenix - 9/22

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss a feud with Rob Schneider, being fruitful and multiplying, Jane Fonda, a sexy wax candle fumble, latent onset sexual attraction, not gettin the ick for your wife, a Bumble Fumble and so much more!

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Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on JoJo Siwa! They discuss coming out, being thirsty, dating mascs, boys we used to like, pick up lines, heartbreaks, JoJo's family planning and so much more!

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Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8

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Charlotte - 9/11

Kansas City MO - 9/19

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray's butchelorette party, being attacked by yellow jackets, queer people at strip clubs, gay love, Kamala Harris, a flirty flirt Ask a Dyke, mascs being catphobic, and so much more!

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Los Angeles - 8/17

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Charlotte - 9/11

Kansas City MO - 9/19

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss accidental s3x toy SnapChat, online shopping, what straight people think is cheating, butches on Easter Sunday, pumpkin tits, speculating on sexuality, queer athletes, and so much more!

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Los Angeles - 8/17

Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8

Raleigh - 9/10

Charlotte - 9/11

Kansas City MO - 9/19

Dallas - 9/20

Austin - 9/21

Phoenix - 9/22

Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3

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Sacramento - 10/6

Toronto - 10/10

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray wanting boyband facial hair, Nicki Minaj straight on the beach, homophobes being ugly, never knowing when your partner wants to have s3x, tits coming out, Ask a Dykes, a straight movie review, and so much more! WE DID THINK THIS WOULD BE A PRIVATE EPISODE OOPS.

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Los Angeles - 8/17

Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8

Raleigh - 9/10

Charlotte - 9/11

Kansas City MO - 9/19

Dallas - 9/20

Austin - 9/21

Phoenix - 9/22

Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3

San Francisco - 10/5

Sacramento - 10/6

Toronto - 10/10

Montreal - 10/11

Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13

Vancouver - 10/18

San Diego - 10/20

Los Angeles - 10/22

Detroit - 10/29

Cleveland - 10/30

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