This episode was recorded before the LA fires. We hope you are all staying safe. Kenz and Ray and our wives are safe. If you can donate here are some options: Community Foundation's Wildfire Recovery Fund www.calfund.org/funds/wildfire-recovery-fund and Habitat for Humanity of Greater Los Angeles website: www.habitatla.org/support-us 

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We love you all so deeply. Please take care of yourselves and your mental health during this time. We love you and are here for you!

If you need to talk with someone :

• LGBT National Help Center: Call 888-843-4564 for general support, 800-246-7743 for the youth talkline, or 888-234-7243 for the senior hotline 
• LGBT National Coming Out Support Hotline: Call 888-OUT-LGBT (888-688-5428) 
• SAGE LGBT Elder Hotline: Call 1-877-360-LGBT (5428) 
• Trans Lifeline: Call 1-877-565-8860 in the United States or 1-877-330-6366 in Canada 
• Trevor Project: Call 1-866-488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online 
• National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: Call 988, available 24/7 

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