Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Become a Paid Subscriber: https://anchor.fm/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe ”Two Dykes and a Mic” is a weekly queer podcast dedicated to sex positivity, lgbtq dating and building a community filled with laughter and gayness. Hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin, two lesbian best friends, keep listeners up to date with “Gay News”, relationship advice with “Ask A Dyke”, dating horror stories with weekly “Bumble Fumbles” and so much more!

  • 53 minutes 32 seconds
    #308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic host Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Hooters, JoAnn's, Haim, crunching the numbers, Kenny shows Ray her ass for the first (and only?) time, border patrol, pickleball, f*ck friends, a sweaty sleeper Ask a Dyke, and so much more!


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    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Madison, WI - 4/17

    Minneapolis, MN - 4/18

    Washington, DC - 4/19

    Los Angeles, CA - 4/23

    Denver, CO - 4/26

    St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10

    Atlanta, GA - 5/11

    St. Louis, MO - 5/17

    Chicago, IL - 5/18

    Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31

    Portland, OR - 6/7

    Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12

    Brooklyn, NY - 6/13

    Boston, MA - 6/14


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    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic


    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

    8 April 2025, 8:05 am
  • 57 minutes 22 seconds
    #306 - Queer Supremacy with Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday

    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic host Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Raven Symoné and Miranda Maday! They discuss the Kelly Clarkson wink, a hot butch detective, baby arm transplants, v*gina monuments, bush talk, PDA around parents, Raven and Miranda's meet cute, bringing Crayons to a date, dogs in the bedroom, marital s*x, and so much more!

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    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Cardiff - 4/1

    Brighton - 4/2

    London - 4/4

    Madison, WI - 4/17

    Minneapolis, MN - 4/18

    Washington, DC - 4/19

    Los Angeles, CA - 4/23

    Denver, CO - 4/26

    St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10

    Atlanta, GA - 5/11

    St. Louis, MO - 5/17

    Chicago, IL - 5/18

    Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31

    Portland, OR - 6/7

    Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12

    Brooklyn, NY - 6/13

    Boston, MA - 6/14

    Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe

    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic

    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/

    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com


    25 March 2025, 8:05 am
  • 49 minutes 1 second
    #303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)

    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Dylan Mulvaney! They discuss Dylan's book Paper Doll (available now!), being a queer creator, making art for the masses, being a musical theater kid, friends lying about reading your book, kissing in Scotland, and so much more!

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    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Cardiff - 4/1

    Brighton - 4/2

    London - 4/4

    Madison, WI - 4/17

    Minneapolis, MN - 4/18

    Washington, DC - 4/19

    Los Angeles, CA - 4/23

    Denver, CO - 4/26

    St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10

    Atlanta, GA - 5/11

    St. Louis, MO - 5/17

    Chicago, IL - 5/18

    Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31

    Portland, OR - 6/7

    Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12

    Brooklyn, NY - 6/13

    Boston, MA - 6/14


    Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe


    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic


    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

    11 March 2025, 8:00 am
  • 52 minutes 50 seconds
    #301 - Masc 4 Masc with Liv Hewson (Yellowjackets) Part 1

    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Yellowjacket's Liv Hewson! They discuss Coyote Ugly off the clock, Backstreet Boys reunion, missing Miley Cyrus, blowing glass, how much lube is too much lube, mascs being attracted to moms, being on set, Yellowjackets getting gayer, deep V confidence, leg hair, butch on butch relationships, and so much more!


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    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Cardiff - 4/1

    Brighton - 4/2

    London - 4/4

    Madison, WI - 4/17

    Minneapolis, MN - 4/18

    Washington, DC - 4/19

    Denver, CO - 4/26

    St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10

    Atlanta, GA - 5/11

    St. Louis, MO - 5/17

    Chicago, IL - 5/18

    Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31

    Portland, OR - 6/7

    Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12

    Brooklyn, NY - 6/13

    Boston, MA - 6/14


    Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe


    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic


    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

    25 February 2025, 9:05 am
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    #299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo

    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Deison Afualo! They discuss a Muna cover band, Doechii in a jock, the gay Grammys, getting pampered as a queer person, needing gay friendships, queer awakenings on a rugby team, femme life, getting clocked in high school, a tootie Ask a Dyke, and so much more!


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    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Cardiff - 4/1

    Brighton - 4/2

    London - 4/4

    Madison, WI - 4/17

    Minneapolis, MN - 4/18

    Washington, DC - 4/19

    Denver, CO - 4/26

    St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10

    Atlanta, GA - 5/11

    St. Louis, MO - 5/17

    Chicago, IL - 5/18

    Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31

    Portland, OR - 6/7

    Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12

    Brooklyn, NY - 6/13

    Boston, MA - 6/14


    Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe


    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic


    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

    11 February 2025, 9:05 am
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    #297 - Babygirl and Gay Traitors

    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss evacuating, the new moon, Dennis Quaid, sobriety, inauguration performances, first kisses with a boy, gay Traitors, grandma breaking her hip from scissoring, a Babygirl movie review, and so much more!


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    If you can donate, here are some places: Community Foundation's Wildfire Recovery Fund https://www.calfund.org/funds/wildfire-recovery-fund/ and for Public Displays of Altadena https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-pda


    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Cardiff - 4/1

    Brighton - 4/2

    London - 4/4


    Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe


    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic


    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

    28 January 2025, 4:39 pm
  • 52 minutes 38 seconds
    #295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster

    This episode was recorded before the LA fires. We hope you are all staying safe. Kenz and Ray and our wives are safe. If you can donate here are some options: Community Foundation's Wildfire Recovery Fundwww.calfund.org/funds/wildfire-recovery-fund and Habitat for Humanity of Greater Los Angeles website:www.habitatla.org/support-us 


    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss twinkle boys, romantic snow vacations, gender affirming winter clothing, finding your in-laws hot, coming out to elders, the best top/bottom discussion you've ever heard, a church Bumble Fumble and so much more!


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    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Cardiff - 4/1

    Brighton - 4/2

    London - 4/4


    Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe


    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic


    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

    14 January 2025, 9:05 am
  • 1 hour 15 minutes
    #293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster

    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss New Years Eve, kissing holidays, butch formalwear, work/wife balance, a pride success story, building a career, supporting queer artists, the stability of Bette and Tina, the gayest moments of 2024, holding space, 2025 manifesting, and so much more!


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    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Cardiff - 4/1

    Brighton - 4/2

    London - 4/4


    Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe


    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic


    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

    31 December 2024, 9:31 am
  • 59 minutes 20 seconds
    #291 - Lesbianism is Contagious

    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss book fairs, JoJo taking a lover, redemption for Monk, Ray's wedding, Kenz starting a grind train, is lesbianism contagious, honeymoon vibes, Charlie horses at weird times, an Ask a Dyke, growing attraction, Lindsey Lohan Christmas and so much more!


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    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Cardiff - 4/1

    Brighton - 4/2

    London - 4/4


    Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe


    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic


    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

    17 December 2024, 9:05 am
  • 49 minutes 2 seconds
    #289 - Safe Chaos

    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss fire crotches, Paris Hilton being an ex bully, JoJo bean grinding, strap on main, Dianna and Zoe, accidental chest touching, after care after a massage, a pheasant Fumble and so much more!


    Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin


    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Cardiff - 4/1

    Brighton - 4/2

    London - 4/4


    Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe


    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic


    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

    3 December 2024, 9:05 am
  • 50 minutes 36 seconds
    #287 - Martha, Meg, Mendez & Moretz

    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss being close personal fans of Chloe Grace Moretz, in the Olive Garden we all fam, bisexuals being so gay, Meg the Stallion, Martha Stewart, Shawn Mendez, if Gaylor came back, Pam Anderson, late in life hotness, finding toys during a move, and so much more!


    Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy


    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Cardiff - 4/1

    Brighton - 4/2

    London - 4/4


    Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe


    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic

    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

    19 November 2024, 9:05 am
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