Debating who would actually survive a prison break, choosing between road-tripping with full control of the aux or enduring a chaotic board game night, and weighing weird everyday annoyances like something stuck in your teeth versus your eye all lead into brutally honest takes on attraction rankings, questionable gadgets, and whether taking life advice from the past still holds up today—all mixed with random hypotheticals, personal confessions, and the kind of arguments that spiral way further than they should

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, things get hilariously real as the crew debates who’s most likely to get divorced—sorry Shem, the verdict may already be in. Listeners also chime in with some truly on-brand ideas, including the perfect final resting spot for Roz (hint: it involves his beloved lawn and a certain street in Acton). Plus, a blast from the past resurfaces with the legendary wrapping paper that only boob tape could tame—does it still make an annual appearance? And to top it all off, the gang imagines their own Iron Man-style suits, revealing just how chaotic (and revealing) their personalities really are.

Mocha tried to sound tough to start the show but got roasted for being completely non-threatening, even when he escalated things, while Maurie hit the streets asking people what petty items they’d fight for in a divorce. Roz became fully obsessed with a ridiculous mayo-on-a-car viral video, which somehow led into a wildly detailed (and very revealing) conversation about people’s bathroom habits that nobody asked for. Plus, payday excitement had everyone planning their splurges, Chloe recapped the Bruno Mars show, and the crew caught up with Tom Green and the team behind Nirvanna the Band as the chaos just kept rolling.

Just in time for Father’s Day, the Roz & Mocha Retro Show dives into the archives for some unforgettable dad-themed moments—from 2013, when Maurie hilariously calls Roz to try and ruin his Father’s Day, to that same year on the MMVA red carpet where Maurie confidently says it’s 2010… despite it clearly being 2013. Plus, a look back at 2014 when the crew chats with the Toronto Blue Jays about celebrating Father’s Day.

Feeling stuck after a life-changing accident and struggling to move forward while managing PTSD at the same job; dealing with the awkwardness of contributing to a wedding gift without ever receiving an invite and not knowing whether to speak up or just show up; trying to figure out if it’s time to start dating again after years of focusing on family, while questioning what readiness even looks like; and navigating frustration at work after taking a financial hit due to policies that don’t seem to apply equally, all while wanting to stay in a job that’s otherwise loved.

From Mocha flexing his surprise Montreal Grand Prix hookup to a heated debate over whether merging at the last second in construction zones should be illegal, the show was all over the place—in the best way. Nicholas melted hearts (and maybe stirred some drama) with a thoughtful package that didn’t include everyone, Roz shared the horrors of standing in the rain watching Roxy row, and things got weird fast when the crew taste-tested a peanut butter, mayo, butter, and onion sandwich—with Maurie somehow loving it. Plus, a Costco sample-line rant, a fake “House Hunters” conspiracy, and a full interview with “Backrooms” director Kane Parsons kept things chaotic right through to the end.

Stephen Colbert wraps up The Late Show after 11 seasons as CBS pauses YouTube enforcement, the Knicks continue a massive playoff run with sky-high ticket prices, and The Mandalorian and Grogu tops $100 million globally  Miley Cyrus earns a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Drake dominates the charts, and Netflix rolls out major cancellations and renewals  Meanwhile, NASA selects Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin for a major moon mission, Ninja Warrior is heading to the Olympics, concerns grow over a possible serial killer in Puerto Vallarta, and Maurie catches up with Kyle Lowry and Drew Scott at the Prime Video upfronts to talk NBA and NHL finals 

From choosing who you’d quarantine with on a virus-stricken cruise to debating cringey old fashion trends and whether $2 million is worth six years in Antarctica, the conversations spiral into hilarious hypotheticals and personal truths. Add in questions about swapping homes with coworkers, finding shirts that actually fit tall bodies, and being called out on “street cred,” plus wild scenarios like shrinking to an ant or growing into a skyscraper, and it’s a mix of random, revealing, and completely unfiltered opinions on how everyone would survive (or not) in some truly bizarre situations

Do you store your cups upright or upside down in the cupboard? That sparks a surprisingly heated debate, along with fantasy casting themselves as the main character in any show, and revealing the most famous person they could call who would actually pick up. They also get into the pettiest, least valuable thing you could steal to completely inconvenience someone for a day, and share their oddly specific niche group memberships — from “Brown Photographers Under 5’6” to “Church-Going Cheesecake Lovers.”

Mocha celebrates getting his bread settlement money while Roz deals with a declined credit card, as Maurie and Chloe head out horseback riding to promote Dutton Ranch.  The crew also talks a wild $200,000 celebrity haircut, vents about shoelaces and people walking on the road, and catches up with the cast of the new Netflix series Mating Season, plus a special conversation with astronaut Jeremy Hansen. 

By request from Flaming Romo ‘C’, we’re diving into a Retro Show all about singing—because let’s be honest, we’ve been doing that since day one! From the archives, relive the unforgettable moments like Roz and Mocha taking on “Faith” back in 2013, Maurie bravely belting out Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” (also in 2013), and in honour of Cher turning 80, we throw it back to 2014 when The Damnits gave their iconic take on a Cher classic. It’s pitchy, it’s passionate, and it’s all part of the Roz & Mocha magic!