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  • 29 minutes 15 seconds
    Dr. Fauci Says: "Fuck It:" A Guideline Follower's Guide To Following Guidelines

    This week

    Gas hording causes a gas shortage

    Anti-mask, Anti-vaxxers do the right thing for the wrong reasons

    Israel and Palestine fight like teenagers

    Dr. Fauci Finally says Fuck It

    And the insurrection is NOT tourism

    30 May 2021, 7:54 pm
  • 28 minutes 3 seconds
    Fart-Coin The Crypto Currency That Stinks as Bad as it Stinks

    This week:

    A crypto currency based on a joke tanks based on a better joke

    Foxitus: A fake disease that comes from watching fake news

    A crazy cult that isn't the Republican Party

    A crazy cult that is the Republican Party

    And some more racist bullshit from Tennessee

    20 May 2021, 8:23 am
  • 38 minutes 21 seconds
    Tasteless Jokes About Giuliani's Taint

    This week

    Trump uses "Cyber Ninjas" to try and steal a 6 month old election

    Brett Kavanaugh screams

    D.C. Statehood

    Non sexualized gymnasts

    Horrifying Republican Boredom

    And Giuliani's taintĀ 

    7 May 2021, 1:54 am
  • 37 minutes 52 seconds
    Teaching Cops NOT Too Kill All the Black People

    This week:

    Biden ends the endless war

    (Not Scary) Genetic Mosquito Mutations

    What passes as a reasonable Republican

    Kamala Harris (Just like Allie our Kamala Harris impersonator) Moves into a new home

    Vaccine pauses

    And teaching cops NOT to kill all of the Black People

    24 April 2021, 12:11 am
  • 25 minutes 45 seconds
    The Many Differences Between A Gun and Not a Gun

    This week:

    Gun kits

    Derek Chauvin's indefensible defense

    The University of Kentucky

    Golden Corral

    And The differences between a gun and not a gun

    17 April 2021, 9:13 pm
  • 33 minutes 37 seconds
    The Not-Timely-Enough Death of Tricky Dick's Dickiest Trickster

    This week we commemorate the death of G. Gordon Liddy by tracing Nixonian corruption, through Reagan to Limbaugh to Fox to Trump to Matt Gaetz etc.

    9 April 2021, 7:37 pm
  • 36 minutes 56 seconds
    Voting in Georgia is Harder Than Getting A Million Dumb Points of Reference Out of a Canal

    This week:

    Real voter suppression based on fake voter fraud

    The Vice President yells at an inept contractor

    Jury Selection in the George Floyd Murder Trial

    Godzilla goes for the gold

    Again with the anti-gun-control bullshit

    And the hilarity of a large ship stuck inside a small canal

    4 April 2021, 3:59 am
  • 35 minutes 26 seconds
    Republicans, Racism, & Other Poop

    This week:

    We reimagine classical theatre as the political theater of Republicans who accuse everyone else of political theater

    People who oppose legalizing marijuana have become the burnouts they oppose

    Covid Parties down at spring break

    We give mixed messages about Biden's "mixed messages"

    A medical shit sampling company is full of shit

    And we explore America's newly discovered very old history of anti-Asian racism

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    26 March 2021, 7:10 am
  • 39 minutes 20 seconds
    Vaccine, Variant, and other Bad Names for Racehorses

    This week "Barely Audible Whisper" explores President Biden's odd manners of speech.

    Analyzes the Republican degenerate gamblers bet of opening up too soon.

    Brings too much nuance to the nuance-less border debate.

    Un-confuses the Catholic Churches confusing same sex marriage statement.

    Springs forward the argument for Daylight Savings Time

    And Invents the Most Wrong Correspondent to explain how wrong anti-trans laws are

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    19 March 2021, 7:45 am
  • 35 minutes 52 seconds
    Republicans, Assholes, And Gov. Cuomo's Penis

    This week:

    Republicans attack potato cancel culture, but not covid

    Assholes talk out of their asses about vaccines

    Georgia Republican's don't want black people to vote

    Governor Cuomo is gross

    And Congress finally did somethingĀ 

    11 March 2021, 6:32 am
  • 1 hour 50 minutes
    Cori Burns: A Dear Friend, A Comedic Genius, & The Opposite of Donald Trump

    This is our first episode since our beloved cast member and cherished friend, Cori, died. It is a tribute, a eulogy, and a fragmented display of her comedic brilliance.

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    We love you Cori Burns

    27 February 2021, 5:26 am
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