The stress of doing nothing (1:35), Jay-Z at Yankee Stadium (14:06), baseball allegedly trending (30:17), NYC's most loathsome fans (42:41), Duke stunned in moral victory for basketball (1:08:22), NBA's undeclared culture war (1:25:06), Kon vs LaMelo (1:40:29), fake assists, real debate (1:59:03).

Listen to the full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Banksy exposed (1:02), the gift of anonymity (9:22), resistance is futile, unless it's not (25:22), American diner goth (46:17), NYC cultural exports (56:22), NYPD night at MSG (1:07:31), top three NBA prospects in NCAA tournament (1:18:43), small guard bias (1:34:17), Cade Cunningham injury (1:44:02), Knicks' lineups looking a lot like last year (1:55:30).

Is he alive or dead? (1:23), AI brain damage (9:32), shadow 9/11 commission (30:02), Rawkus Records (35:42), Jack Harlow (40:15), we're struggling to acclimate to having extreme wealth (52:17), Bam's 83 point game (1:07:03), if nerds ruined basketball (1:20:01), Brunson statue (1:40:22).

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Making French omelettes (2:01), in this wartime economy? (8:22), "Breaking Bad" nostalgia and Vince Gilligan soothsaying (32:33), NYC snowball scandal (51:03), Zohran's Socialist shoveling army (1:00:22), NBA rookie of the year battle: Kon vs Coop (1:10:05), Jaylen Brown's impact magically exists independently of all math (1:28:03), NBA's nostalgia psyop (1:45:02).

Listen to the full epside by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! A second blizzard has struck (1:20), if NYC's dog epidemic can be solved by civic legislature or extrajudicial drone strikes (5:07), this guy Howie is becoming a liability (21:42), Mexican food flat circle and we're not talking tortillas (40:18), Lent vs Ramadan power rankings (46:09), if Cade is a plausible MVP winner (1:02:45), Sixers have been living a double life and one of them is a lie (1:25:11), what's the deal with Darryn Peterson? Plus Boozer and AJ (1:40:34), is LaMelo Ball a GTA lobby quasi-genius from the future or just sad? (1:54:22).

NYC's winter of dawgs continues (2:34), every conspiracy theory is real now (35:03), using AI to better humanity (by making 15-second clips of Marvel characters fighting) (50:02), NBA tanking controversy: solved! (1:05:02), the 2026 All Star game (1:30:23), KD Burnergate drama (1:52:32).

Listen to every full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Super Bowl LX and Bad Bunny (7:05), commercial slopfest (27:02), Winter Olympics (42:18), brutal frame mogging (49:08), hipster backlash revisited (55:22), Jose Alvarado on the Knicks (1:05:01), Jared McCain traded (1:20:21), small guards and combo guard monopoly (1:30:41), Giannis, a gambling man (1:45:27).

Subscribe to Cookies Hoops Patreon to listen to every episode in full! On this week's show: can't ban the snow, man (2:03), an escape to Mexico City (9:12), another Epstein drop (20:02), Gen X stuff (35:31), rawdogging music (52:03), which celebrities are burgers on the court? (1:01:56), Keon Ellis (1:15:01), Hornets buzzing (1:25:21), Paul George suspension (1:35:22), Giannis trade options (1:52:28)

Listen to the full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Blizzard hoarders (3), performative shoveling male (14:23), end of sportswriting may be at hand (30:03), Chris Broussard has some takes (41:21), Geese on SNL (49:07), Kid Cudi versus Jim Jones and retroactive subculture flattening (56:31), Maxey's whistle (1:09:22), the unemployed delight of NBA day games (1:27:25).

Vaguepodding (2:01), discussion of respective ops (7:17), ASAP Rocky still out here doing stuff (16:01), Greenland is rightfully ours! (28:17), meal batchers and double lasagna (37:26), Bing Bong meltdown (58:24) and the war on Big Purr (1:12:26), Jaylen Brown and the gnarled claw of the leprechaun (1:39:01), Jeanie Buss (1:55:51)