Cookies: A Basketball Podcast

COOKIES

COOKIES covers basketball and the culture surrounding it.

  • 2 hours 8 minutes
    Baal Don't Lie: Cookies 549

    NYC's winter of dawgs continues (2:34), every conspiracy theory is real now (35:03), using AI to better humanity (by making 15-second clips of Marvel characters fighting) (50:02), NBA tanking controversy: solved! (1:05:02), the 2026 All Star game (1:30:23), KD Burnergate drama (1:52:32).

    16 February 2026, 5:45 pm
  • 10 minutes 43 seconds
    Tony Sunshine: Cookies 548 Teaser

    Listen to every full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Super Bowl LX and Bad Bunny (7:05), commercial slopfest (27:02), Winter Olympics (42:18), brutal frame mogging (49:08), hipster backlash revisited (55:22), Jose Alvarado on the Knicks (1:05:01), Jared McCain traded (1:20:21), small guards and combo guard monopoly (1:30:41), Giannis, a gambling man (1:45:27).

    10 February 2026, 3:58 am
  • 2 hours 3 minutes
    Def Jam Vendetta: Cookies 547

    Subscribe to Cookies Hoops Patreon to listen to every episode in full! On this week's show: can't ban the snow, man (2:03), an escape to Mexico City (9:12), another Epstein drop (20:02), Gen X stuff (35:31), rawdogging music (52:03), which celebrities are burgers on the court? (1:01:56), Keon Ellis (1:15:01), Hornets buzzing (1:25:21), Paul George suspension (1:35:22), Giannis trade options (1:52:28)

    4 February 2026, 4:41 pm
  • 10 minutes 28 seconds
    Generation of Losers: Cookies 546

    Listen to the full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Blizzard hoarders (3), performative shoveling male (14:23), end of sportswriting may be at hand (30:03), Chris Broussard has some takes (41:21), Geese on SNL (49:07), Kid Cudi versus Jim Jones and retroactive subculture flattening (56:31), Maxey's whistle (1:09:22), the unemployed delight of NBA day games (1:27:25).

    26 January 2026, 7:56 pm
  • 2 hours 4 minutes
    No Lodes Refused: Cookies 545

    Vaguepodding (2:01), discussion of respective ops (7:17), ASAP Rocky still out here doing stuff (16:01), Greenland is rightfully ours! (28:17), meal batchers and double lasagna (37:26), Bing Bong meltdown (58:24) and the war on Big Purr (1:12:26), Jaylen Brown and the gnarled claw of the leprechaun (1:39:01), Jeanie Buss (1:55:51)

    24 January 2026, 2:49 pm
  • 11 minutes 33 seconds
    Bazooka: Cookies 544 Teaser

    Full episode is for Patreon subscribers only! 2016 is back (3:03), antiheroes of HBO's "Industry" (23:31), creating the great new American city (32:16), ICE in Minnesota (55:13), Trae Trae-ded to the Wiz (1:12:31), future of heliocentrism (1:27:41), Mikal Bridges and role player desirability (1:42: 03), Sam Hinkie, true face of 2016 aesthetic (1:49:21).

    12 January 2026, 9:33 pm
  • 2 hours 12 minutes
    The Snitch Within: Cookies 543 with Vinson Cunningham

    Author and critic Vinson Cunningham joins the pod to discuss American adventures in Venezuela (4:01), if journalism is actually snitching (26:22), Wegman's harvesting biometric data (41:42), rules to neighborly shoveling (50:41), Jalen Brunson, Jaylen Brown, and the Knicks' road to contention (1:00), a refutation of hard work (1:25:32), floundering in the NBA's respectability politics era (1:52:17).

    5 January 2026, 10:16 pm
  • 2 hours 3 minutes
    Chud's Delight: Cookies 542

    Listen to every episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! The allure of lore (2:02), 9/11 jokes (14:06), sacred cows of comedy (22:07), "slop" as word of the year (43:01), NYC hooper vacuum, explained (55:25), James Nnaji goes back to school (1:13:06), Brooklyn Nets dominating the NBA (1:30:21), Giannis and a tasty serving of beef (1:43:28).

    30 December 2025, 5:04 pm
  • 10 minutes 47 seconds
    Hey Wordler: Cookies 541 Teaser

    Listen to the full episode right now by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! He loves Wordle—plus he's an assassin! (2:06), Luigi Mangione trial (8:46), Turning Point USA and rightwing beef (18:17). more Epstein docs drop (31:41), viral rollout of "Marty Supreme" (47:22), the world on Insta-Brain (57:01), Knicks win Emirates Cup, NBA thankfully saved (1:07:23), Eastern Conference rivals (1:22:41), we live in dark days for the racist NBA fan (1:30:43).

    23 December 2025, 12:38 pm
  • 2 hours 4 minutes
    Rubber Band Man: Cookies 540

    Enjoy your new AI-curated personalized perfect pod (3:86), Cameron Winter (20:05), "Pluribus" (23:21), '99 to infinity and generational ennui (34:05), Rob Reiner (50:03), Western Conference arms race (1:12:87), Wemby's marketability: too normie or too weird? (1:35:42), if Tyrese Maxey is first-team All NBA (1:54:03).

    16 December 2025, 3:45 pm
  • 11 minutes 39 seconds
    Pound of Flesh: Cookies 539 Teaser

    Listen to the full episode right now by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Art Basel in Miami (1:30), Spotify wrapped and taste by algo (15:27), "Sean Combs: The Reckoning" (35:01), take completionism (47:24), we were the only ones who believed in the Celtics (1:01:31), Giannis ponders his fate in Milwaukee again (1:30:16), if the NBA is in a dangerous spot (1:40:33).

    8 December 2025, 9:36 pm
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