- 2 hours 5 minutesMonkey Business: Cookies 580
9/11 tribute week (1:20), RIP to our friend Lucien Smith (24:12), AI doomsday scenarios (43:02), Linsanity revisited yet again (1:02:31), NBA crazy tiers (1:19:05), Jalen Duren free agency lingers (1:28:22), unexplored role player prototypes and the unique value of anomalies (1:40:01).
16 September 2026, 11:26 pm - 11 minutes 18 secondsAsian Mount Rushmore: Cookies 579
Listen to the full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! What happened to weed culture? (1:30), tall dude at the concert privilege (12:01), 9/11 and Kirkversary (23:22), influencers pillage the US Open (41:27), Pablo vindicated, Clippers punished (1:06), Amen Thompson signs max deal (1:33:22), our GOAT Ben Simmons is back (1:44:08).
9 September 2026, 5:00 pm - 2 hours 2 minutesSuper Juicy: Cookies 578Listen to every episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Evolution of NYC bike culture (2:30), Lake America (10:010, building our own kill switches (18:33), Meta glasses at Basement (21:41), avant-garde AI menus (29:02), Hasan Piker vs the Fishhook (43:05), where is 80s rap playable? (58:22), the Pinoy Step Era has arrived (1:11), Jalen Brunson vs SGA and the rhetorical spoils of war (1:24:02), we complain about another Kuminga new cycle and then talk about him (1:41:17), Evan Turner's midrange (1:56:03).1 September 2026, 3:44 pm
- 11 minutes 48 secondsYoung and Husky: Cookies 577 Teaser
Listen to every full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! We are now intellectual giants (2:43), corporate raves (17:04), Rick Rubin champion of AI (22:42), dive bars in New York City (45:22), if the BQE is here to stay for power broker motorists (1:02:06), Chalamet vs Nets (1:10:02), is Jokic dying on the vine in Denver? (1:15:04), Ausar Thompson and Jalen Duren (1:35:04), NBA ownership financial imbroglios (1:42), Klay Thompson to Miami (1:32).
25 August 2026, 6:14 am - 1 hour 55 minutesLosing Recipes: Cookies 576
Fall Supreme drop (2:01), Amazon book destruction (12:33), viral restaurants (23:42), Nancy Mase tatted up (30:17), Fugazi vs Fugazi (44:33), Steve Ballmer = case closed! (1:00:32), Lakers sold to Kushner (1:10:44), Russell Westbrook retires as the perfectly imperfect NBA star (1:27:19), if Amar'e should be in the Hall of Fame and other halfway crooks (1:35:03).
18 August 2026, 6:20 am - 10 minutes 23 secondsMiss Freedom: Cookies 575 Teaser
Listen to every full episode by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! NY in August: city of the dead (1:31), an autopsy of "Woke 1" (13:03), LaMelo's psychedelic house of wonders (30:15), Usher may have a doppelganger featuring So So Def All-Stars (44:24), Royce White and Enes Freedom being as tiresome as ever (1:04:03), WNBA culture wars (1:08:32), Kawhi x Clippers cap circumvention scandal 2: More cap circumvention scandals (1:29:03), okay sure why not let's talk about Ben Simmons one more time (1:45:12).
11 August 2026, 5:19 pm - 1 hour 57 minutesBack to Jortsland: Cookies 574 with Matthew Schnipper
Cookies Hoops is joined by Matthew Schnipper, journalist and author of the memoir "Rise Above" (5:03), indie sleaze era = shutter-shaded nostalgia or internet anomaly? (19:22), contemporary music writing (38:06), Babe Ruth didn't exist (57:17), G-Unity and bland NBA weddings (1:22:01), Wemby's ticking biological clock (1:37:02), NBA 2K coverboys (1:44:17).
4 August 2026, 1:58 pm - 1 hour 53 minutesGay or Straight: Cookies 573
Get every ep of Cookies Hoops by subscribing to our Patreon right now! House-hunting in NYC with LeBreezy (5:03), Miami life at any price (20:22), Emeril lives again (25:31), Andrew is done with omakase (43:05), "gay or straight" viral videos (50:13), LeBron James choses Philly but why? (58:23) and can they win a chip? (1:21:57), holy crow, the Nuggets have breached the second apron!!! (1:56:15)
28 July 2026, 5:22 pm - 11 minutes 19 secondsTime Guzzler: Cookies 572 Teaser
Listen to every episode in its glorious full-length majesty by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Explosive Cyclospora (1:30), Mountain Dew mouth (16:23), NYC flooding (23:25), "The Odyssey" (31:31), a dusty NYC vs Upstate rap battle (46:03), Argentina disgraces itself in World Cup final (54:13), Lu Dort and Zaccharie Risacher traded (1:05:32), Knicks' influence on offseason trends (1:15:03), LBJ's plays the waiting game (1:31:34), further erosion of the sports media landscape (1:47:17).
21 July 2026, 10:55 am - 2 hours 1 minuteHalfway Cucks: Cookies 571
Cookies Hoops live from Portland Art Week (1:13), F to the OMO: Jay-Z performs at Yankee Stadium (12:07), RIP to Ladybug Graham (33:33), NYC immigrant enclave map and the triumphant Feast of Giglio (56:29), exciting NBA Summer League rookies (1:11:37), Bam Adebayo vs Tyler Herro (1:19:41), fellas, is Gary Trent resigning with the Bucks for 4/64 sus? (1:24:01), Pelicans are the throwback franchise that basketball purists crave (1:41:29).
14 July 2026, 3:16 pm - 12 minutes 56 secondsThe Black Box: Cookies 570
Listen to every episode in full by subscribing to the Cookies Hoops Patreon for a measely $5 a month—it's like you're making money! We've got a live pod in Portland this week (1:30), most dangerous Knicks jersey to spot in the wild (11:15), attending the World Cup in New Jersey like a swamp dragon (19:34), the fading allure of summering "out east" (29:21), can ice cold beers save the art market? (36:21), Taylor Swift's Blank Street wedding (49:02), Jaylen Brown traded for Paul George...but why? (56:14), LeBron James free agency watch (1:21:12), Lakers head for the Caucasus Mountains (1:33:12).
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