Guaranteed* Audio

Kevin James, Ryan Murphy, & Neil Cicierega

We are Kevin James, Ryan Murphy, Neil Cicierega. We make short films under the banner of Guaranteed* Video. This is our podcast.

  • 1 hour 52 minutes
    Guaranteed* Audio Episode 29 | We Want Jackass To Mean Something

    YOUTUBE VERSION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K3WKNW59Pc

    Jackass. Jackbutt. A little show from a little, cancelled television network once known as MTV. It's Kevin's birthday, so Neil, Corey, and guest host Anthony celebrate by talking about Jeff Tremaine's magnum opus: JACKASS. We examine the aesthetic, the rawness, the stupidness, the off-puttingness, and staying-power of the clown-car that is Y2K's Jackass. Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Dave England, Chris Pontius, Wee Man, Preston, Danger Ehren, and the other fifty cast members- we talk about 'em all! It's Guaranteed* Audio time!Alternative title: The JackCast.0:00:00 Introductions0:02:13 Media Current (John Waters, 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, Coyotes, Bill Murray In Concert, Heated Rivalry, Men in Black)0:22:08 A Message FROM THE FUTURE0:23:05 Jackass: We Want It To Mean Something1:21:53 Questions From Patrons

    3 February 2026, 4:41 pm
  • 2 hours 8 minutes
    Guaranteed* Audio Episode 28 | Behind the SCENES of our Live STREAMS

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rN_ag7TcbQ

    Episode 28 is HERE and we decided to have a bunch of guest hosts join us for a round-table talk about the making of our live stream shows, The Video Game Police & The Stream of Screams! Guests Corey Tilton, Max Pacheco, and Dan Hamilton join Neil Cicierega and Kevin J. James for two hours of talking!

    0:00 Introductions 00:01:48 ⚡ MEDIA CURRENT⚡ 00:25:06 Making The Video Game Police 01:08:38 How The Stream of Screams Came Together 01:45:25 Questions from Patrons

    22 January 2025, 1:19 am
  • 1 hour 44 minutes
    Guaranteed* Audio Episode 27 | Animorphs, Animorphs, Animorphs!

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rXxxpSMDk

    Special guest hosts Julie Becker and Max Pacheco join us for a 100+ minute long video podcast around all-things Animorphs!

    Our structure is a bit rusty here because we were rushing to fit this in before a live stream, so bear with Kevin on this one whilst Julie takes some time away from her work on Sporadic Phantoms to chime in on the Andalite Bandits and why the books worked so well.

    00:00 Introductions and Sporadic Phantoms

    10:20 ⚡Media Current⚡

    20:58 ❔The Animorphs Quiz❔

    33:36 Neil's Animorphs Poem

    36:25 More Animorphs

    1:20:57 Questions From Patrons

    29 July 2024, 7:22 pm
  • 1 hour 56 minutes
    Guaranteed* Audio Episode 26 | Doug: What A LOSER!

    It's come to this: an episode about Doug, the 90s Nicktoon! The 3rd place show that we honestly couldn't get enough of and decided to do a 2 hour conversation around with next to zero prep. Join Ryan Murphy, Neil Cicierega, and Kevin James for a podcast focused on Jim Jinkin's heartwarming classic featuring all your favorites., like Doug, Patti, Skeeter, Roger Klotz, Mr. Dink, and Roger Klotz! Check out our special quiz segment and a bonus thought experiment on the OJ Simpson trial! The whole Funny Family is here, folks!

    01:38 ⚡ MEDIA CURRENT⚡

    21:53 DOUG!

    01:30:31 A DOUG QUIZ!


    15 May 2024, 12:10 am
  • 2 hours 55 minutes
    Guaranteed* Audio Episode 25 | Coneheads!
    It's an extra long, extra unedited, extra POINTY episode of Guaranteed* Audio! Dan Hamilton joins us as we all are surprisingly charmed by 1993's Coneheads, the third SNL movie and probably the most overlooked? I mean, this cast has everyone- even an uncredited Jon Lovitz! Also, RIP James McCaffrey!
    3 January 2024, 7:43 pm
  • 1 hour 45 minutes
    Guaranteed* Audio Episode 24 | CURSED New England Theme Parks
    Canobie Lake Park, King Richard's Faire, Six Flags New England, Water Country, Water Wizz, King's Castle Land, Plymouth Rock. What do they have in common? We've BEEN TO THEM.
    11 October 2023, 4:30 pm
  • 2 hours 18 minutes
    Guaranteed* Audio Episode 23 | The Chipmunk Adventure Never Ends!
    1987's The Chipmunk Adventure still haunts us to this day, so we attempted to exorcise it from our subconscious by discussing it for over two hours! Listen, this movie breaks us a lot during this. Expect a lot of surprises and special segments as Dan Hamilton joins us for a quiz, a zany Chipmunk microphone, a very sentimental music break, and more! It was only a matter of time before we talked about this, I guess.
    26 June 2023, 2:07 pm
  • 1 hour 41 minutes
    Guaranteed* Audio Episode 22 | See These? CDs!
    Special guest MING DOYLE joins Neil & Kevin (sorry Ryan-heads, no Ryan today) in a discussion of our early-2000s music consumption habits. Fun fact: This episode would not fit on a standard audio CD! 00:00 Introductions and catching up 07:30 ⚡ Media Current ⚡ 20:30 How We Accessed Music When We Were Younger??? 1:16:20 Questions From Patrons
    22 September 2022, 1:12 pm
  • 1 hour 40 minutes
    Guaranteed* Audio Episode 21 | Sonic & Poopies
    LISTEN! Do you hear that? It's a wild Dan Hamilton, and he's returned once again to talk with us about Sonic the God-Damned Hedgehog! 00:00 Introductions! 02:28 BUFF 05:06 ⚡ Media Current ⚡ 34:46 Sonic The Hedgehog: Again! 1:10:15 The Sonic Quiz: On A Curve! 1:16:00 Questions From Patrons The Boston Underground Film Festival 2022 Music Video List: https://bostonunderground.org/schedule/2022/program/sound-vision-2022/ Duck Sauce - Mesmerize: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gduUeX0N4Q Disclosure, Aminé, slowthai - My High: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKVazT09YQI
    9 May 2022, 2:39 pm
  • 1 hour 59 minutes
    Guaranteed* Audio Episode 20 | Ghostbusters Afterlife Review & A New York City SCREAMiere!

    YOUTUBE: https://youtu.be/FBzi8zvMbWM

    Ryan & Kevin attend the New York City, red carpet premiere of Ghostbusters Afterlife and MORE in this 20th episode of our audio musings!

    Be DAZZLED as Neil discovers the merits of Cameo! Be TERROR-IFIED as the guys conduct a séance quiz! Be BORED as we talk a lot about Ghostbusters!

    We cover all the bases in this big, heaping pile of GUARANTEED* AUDIO!

    29 November 2021, 3:03 pm
  • 54 minutes 36 seconds
    Behind The Scenes | Shitty Shitty Bang Bang Post-Mortem
    Here's an extended look behind the scenes of The Amazingly Aerodynamic Unleaded and Quadro-Cylindrical Fly-O-Mo Car aka Shitty Shitty Bang Bang.
    25 April 2021, 3:28 am
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