• 21 minutes 3 seconds
    The Guy Who Invented Capitalism

    Written and created by: Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney / Starring Betsy Kenney, Josh Sharp, Aaron Jackson, Matthew Brian Cohen, Amos Vernon, Ryan Haney / Music by: Kevin MacLeod, YACHT.

    11 December 2018, 8:00 am
  • 19 minutes 31 seconds
    A Big, Echo-y Arena Built Primarily For Hockey and Basketball

    Stories from Scarytown. More Doghouse, restaurant reviews, and more town council meetings. Written and created by: Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney / Starring: Ryan Haney, Jonathan Braylock, Matthew Brian Cohen, Caroline Cotter, Natasha Vaynblat, Monique Moses, Alex French / Music by: Kevin MacLeod, DJ Spooky, Mported Flows, Dee Yan-Key, Silent Carrion.

    4 December 2018, 8:00 am
  • 20 minutes 44 seconds
    That Human Twang

    Stories from Scarytown. Messages to aliens, Turing tests, and more cooking shows. Written and created by: Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney / Starring: Sarah Grace Welbourn, Yoni Lotan, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Amos Vernon, Mike Lane, Monique Moses, Alex French, Natasha Vaynblat, Jonathan Braylock, Betsy Kenney, X Mayo  / Music by: Kevin MacLeod, David Szesztay, Phish, Scott Holmes

    27 November 2018, 8:15 am
  • 19 minutes 40 seconds
    New Blood, Same Ol' Bad Boy Attitude
    Stories from Scarytown. Keggers in the woods, blood drives, and more Haunted Hayrides. Written and created by: Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney / starring: Josh Sharp, Aaron Jackson, Matthew Brian Cohen, Ryan Haney, Alex French, Cory Palmer, Natasha Vaynblat, Betsy Kenney, Caroline Cotter, Mike Lane, Mary Sasson, Amos Vernon, Brennan Lee Mulligan / music by: Kevin MacLeod, Haunted Corpse.
    20 November 2018, 8:00 am
  • 27 minutes 44 seconds
    Teachers Are Everyday Heroes
    Stories from ScaryTown. Town council meetings, underwear fashion shows, and more Lazarus the Amazing Medium. Written and created by: Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney. Starring: Matthew Brian Cohen, Caroline Cotter, Betsy Kenney, Natasha Vaynblat, Alex French, Monique Moses, Ryan Haney, Yoni Lotan, Cory Palmer, Sarah Grace Welbourn. Music by: Kevin MacLeod, Pierlo, Lil' Uzi Vert, Harry Styles, The Killers, The Soggy Bottom Boys, Eagle Eye Cherry, Alessia Cara, Sara Afonso, Tri-Tachyon.
    13 November 2018, 8:00 am
  • 24 minutes 7 seconds
    I Did My Best and I Have No Regrets
    Written and created by: Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney. Starring: Matthew Brian Cohen, Ryan Haney, Monique Moses, Alex French, Natasha Vaynblat, Jonathan Braylock, Betsy Kenney, X Mayo, Caroline Cotter. Music by: Kevin MacLeod, Scott Holmes, Hadokowa, DJ Spooky, Mported Flows.
    6 November 2018, 8:00 am
  • 22 minutes 41 seconds
    The General Notion of Car Ownership
    Written and created by: Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney. Starring: Yoni Lotan, Sarah Grace Welbourn, Cory Palmer, Monique Moses, Mike Lane, Mary Sasson, Josh Sharp, Aaron Jackson. Music by: Kevin MacLeod, Sara Afonso, Tri-Tachyon, David Szesztay, Haunted Corpse.
    30 October 2018, 7:00 am
  • 20 minutes 25 seconds
    Total Request Janice? Janice Request Live? Whatever.
    In which our narrator travels through time because at this point, why not? Written and created by Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney / starring Matthew Brian Cohen, Ryan Haney, Mary Sasson, Betsy Kenny, Michael Gardner, Danny Cymbal, and Dennis Curlett / music by Kevin MacLeod.
    18 October 2017, 8:15 am
  • 23 minutes 33 seconds
    The Stimulation

    In which our narrator meets the evil mastermind behind everything, and is disappointed by the reveal. Written and created by Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney / starring Matthew Brian Cohen, Ryan Haney, Mary Sasson, and Betsy Kenny / music by Kevin MacLeod.

    18 October 2017, 8:00 am
  • 21 minutes 39 seconds
    A 90’s Kid in Space
    In which our narrator is in space for some reason, and the shocking truth about ScaryTown is revealed. Written and created by Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney / starring Matthew Brian Cohen, Ryan Haney, and Mary Sasson / music by Kevin MacLeod.
    18 October 2017, 7:45 am
  • 17 minutes 22 seconds
    Betrayed! I Guess?
    In which our narrator encounters ghosts from his past - not literally, of course. But it’s almost as dumb. Written and created by Matthew Brian Cohen and Ryan Haney / starring Matthew Brian Cohen, Ryan Haney, and Mary Sasson / music by Kevin MacLeod.
    18 October 2017, 7:30 am
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