Its GUY PARTY Fest week, Boozeheads!!! The best gathering of the summer!!! There will be Dildo Javelin, Dildo Field Goal, The Keister Egg Hunt, Beer Chug Relay Race, Burrow Dodge Ball, The Tampon Tug of War, The Abortion Escape Room and The GUY PARTY Game Show!!! Make sure you’re there, you don’t want to miss this one!!! GUY PARTY!!!

The dudes in GUY PARTY have met to select the best bacon hangers out there for the one and only, MAMMARY MADNESS!!! Come see who made the cut and where they ended up seeding against some of the best tits in the game!!! GUY PARTY!!!

Taylor Swift was once on top of the world. She had billions of dollars and a Super Bowl winning boyfriend. All until a group of not so well hung mutanoids planted the ultimate sabotage to win over Taylor. Now with Taylor on their side they have degenerated her far enough to spread their small dick gospel to the masses in attempts to take over the world and bring upon the apocalypse!!

It’s that time of the year again!!! The Guy Party Hall of Fame Class of 2024 inductees is upon us!!! A collection of the most elite degenerates!!! The guys managed to weed them down to best of the best to bring you the newest inductions into the GUY PARTY HALL OF FAME!!! One of the most prestigious memberships to be a part of!!! Come find out who made it and who didn’t!!! GUY PARTY!!!

The 2023 Bengals season didn’t end up the way we were all hoping it would. The guys break down some of what went wrong and what they hope the team can improve on going into the 2024 season. WHO DEY!!! They also make their Super Bowl picks and pray to Bologna Man that it is not the year of the Harbaugh.

The Drunken Army was a collection of degeneracy from all different social groups. Together they had some of the most righteous parties of all time!!! But like all good things, they must come to an end. As years past and members grew older, the guys in GUY PARTY, once being high-ranking members of The Drunken Army, figure out how each member of The Drunken Army meet their eventual demise. DRUNKEN ARMY FOREVER!!!

The kill joys are among us and will suck the fun out of any great GUY PARTY!!! But what happens when the ultimate kill joys assemble to take out GUY PARTY once and for all!?! Known no other as Steve Dale and the Daliens, they have formed the ultimate band of kill joys to ruin anyone’s good time!!! Together with Hault, Charlie G-word, Derailer and Marcy Darcy there is truly no hope for anyone that crosses paths with the world’s finest buzz kills!!!

The Winning Without Michael Universe is strong and thriving!!! They’ve accomplished things the Prime Universe could only dream of. Until one unfortunate day when one of the aborted found a way to re-enter the WWMU!!! As they rallied other mongos to their cause they prepared to invade and conquer the Winning Without Michael Universe once and for all!!! But there is a new hope that has arisen to take on Darth Benjamin and his army of mongoloids!!!

The guys begin work on a GUY PARTY mobile that will allow them to invade small towns across the United States to bring people the gospel of Bologna Man!!! Little did they know the opposition those small towns would present. If only those residents realized, GUY PARTY is America’s Fuck!!!

The guys go over all the happenings from Guy Party Fest II and work towards unionizing the Boozeheads!!! The future is bright with GUY PARTY!!!

Eddy Baldwin was just enjoying a day of sunbathing and boozing when the neighborhood Karens decided to put a stop to it!!! In a fight against the law Eddy was put down like an old dog and vowed vengeance on anyone who would attempt to enjoy catching a buzz ever again!!! When sobriety isn’t an option, Eddy kills your buzz and he kills you too!!!