Juergen' It

Sam and Jordan Canning

Ten years ago, the network formerly known as ABC Family allowed 7th Heaven creator Brenda Hampton to make a terrible teen drama that they inexplicably allowed to run for five seasons. Now, two brothers, the grizzled veteran Sam and the series newcomer Jordan, have made it their mission to shine a light on this garbage TV show and look at it more closely than the writers would have ever hoped anyone would.

  • Kyle X Why? Episode 1: Tinkling the Ivories
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    If you’re not subscribed to the feed for our new podcast, Kyle X Why?, this is your reminder to go do that! Here’s the first episode! We think it’s good, and so do you.

    Welcome to the first and only podcast all about Kyle XY! Remember Kyle XY? The show with the guy who has no belly button? Your favorite ABC Family podcasters Sam and Jordan are here to find out if it’s actually any good, and more importantly, why doesn’t he have a belly button? This week, we watch S01E01, in which Kyle pisses his pants and loves it. Alright then! Welcome to the show!

    Sam | Jordan

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    29 November 2020, 8:55 pm
  • S7E8 – Juergen’ Off
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    This is it! In our very special 150th episode finale, we finish off the remaining chapters of My Remake Of. Will Amy come out of her coma? Yes, almost immediately! What will happen next? Well, mostly a lot of hanging out and talking about a story that’s happening somewhere else. Don’t worry though, they’re going out with a bang. This week, we need all your commas in the chat. Thank you and goodbye!

    Sam | Jordan

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    17 October 2020, 1:55 pm
  • S7E7 – Ow, My Goind!
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    Time to celebrate! We’re coming toward the ending of My Remake Of with chapters 35-40 and Amy is finally happy for the first time in her life! Thank god! Don’t get too comfortable though, Amy, because Ricky is going to shake things up with a fun and normal surprise to give your wife. This week, we’re walking and talking and holding babies. Don’t forget to read your bible after listening to this episode!

    Sam | Jordan

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    10 October 2020, 1:55 pm
  • S7E6 – The Ashley Basket
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    Good news, teens: it’s Amy’s day! It’s time to celebrate, and what better way than reading chapters 30-34 of My Remake Of? As the funny four enjoy their breakfast dinner, Ben announces his plans to steal Ashley’s baby. Will he get away with it? Or will we completely forget about it and do something else instead? This week, everyone is talking about eggs – even Ashely! See you next thyme!

    Sam | Jordan

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    3 October 2020, 1:55 pm
  • S7E5 – An Unnecessary French Accent
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    Bad news, folks. Juergen’ It officially peaked last week. How do you follow up chapters 15-21 of My Remake Of? I guess you follow it up with chapters 22-29 of My Remake Of. Just in terms of numbers. Amy and Ricky are back from last week’s uhhh excursion, so it’s time to have another one. It’s like a picture out of a fairy tale! This week, the memoirs are making us flinch. Thanks for coming, Jax!

    Sam | Jordan

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    26 September 2020, 1:55 pm
  • S7E4 – Amy Get Your Gun
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    Well, here we are. After 145 episodes, we have finally arrived at the greatest thing ever written by anyone. It’s chapters 15-21 of My Remake Of, where you all finally learn what Sam has been keeping to himself all this time. A series of chapters so wonderful, we recorded the episode at 11 AM because we couldn’t bear to wait. This week, we’re getting into badrickification. “It’s good!”

    Sam | Jordan

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    19 September 2020, 1:55 pm
  • S7E3 – OUR SON DIED?! :(
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    GOOD NEWS! This week we’re reading chapters 9-13 of My Remake Of, and we’ve finally arrived at one of the funniest lines in the entire fanfic, and perhaps the entirety of fanfic in general. ElizabethAndVictoria has truly outdone herself this week, and by ElizabethAndVictoria I of course mean special Intimate and Violent Things guest writer Margo. This week, we’re doing an instanding Irish accent. Thank god it’s almost over!

    Sam | Jordan

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    12 September 2020, 1:55 pm
  • S7E2 – Intimate and Violent Things
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    Hey, remember in the last fanfic where Amy was in labor for like 15 chapters? Well, it’s episode 2 of My Remake Of and Amy has the baby in this one. Wow! The pacing of it! We’re reading chapters 3-8 and boy do they go by in a flash. This podcast will be over before we know it, but we’re enjoying it while it lasts. This week, we’ve got a special guest writer for the really messed up stuff. Come on in, Margo!

    Sam | Jordan

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    5 September 2020, 1:55 pm
  • S7E1 – Pregual AF
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    Good rnorning! The final season begins! We’re rounding out our podcast with a beautiful fanfic called “My remake of: The Secret Life of the American Teenager” by Wattpad user ElizabethandVictoria, starting with the very long chapter 1 and the not as long chapter 2. We begin immediately after Amy’s high school graduation, and boy, she has some things to say about the choices she made in the Secret Life finale! This week, we have no chance and no chonce. Thanks, jeffslil[redacted]!

    Sam | Jordan

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    29 August 2020, 1:55 pm
  • S6E21 – Canadian Thinking Voice
    https://pinecast.com/listen/1c7811c3-ba4c-4a89-baac-cd79c81fa6c2.mp3

    It’s done! We finish season 6 of Juergen’ It with chapters 56-58 of Together Forever, plus chapter 1 (of 1) of the sequel, ironically titled Moving On. What a ride it’s been! So what if all of the drama and intrigue created over the past several chapters may as well have never happened? We had fun, and that’s what matters. This week, Amy is piercing eyes. Next week, the final season begins!!!

    Sam | Jordan

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    22 August 2020, 1:55 pm
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