Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation

Cameron Harrison/Marcy Phillips/Rob Campbell

Cameron has never watched Star Trek: The Next Generation. That's about to change with the help of his faithful and hilarious companions, Marcy; the passionate fan, and Rob; who hasn't seen it since childhood. Join us as Cameron asks dumb questions, Marcy vehemently defends the ridiculous, and Rob seeks to reignite his lost nostalgia.

  • 12 minutes 55 seconds
    DS9 Minute - Past Tenst pt 1

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    The gang travel back in time...to 2024 to watch "Past Tense pt 1!" We discuss tribal tattoos, Dick Miller, Trek slang, and future Portland! Engage!

    2 April 2026, 10:00 am
  • 12 minutes 12 seconds
    DS9 Minute - Fascination

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    The gang express their innermost latent feelings about DS9's "Fascination!" Rob is uncomfortable, Bobi compares Lwaxana to a Rugrats character, Cameron appreciates the theater kid-ness of it all, and John admires O'Brien's sexual prowess! Engage!

    26 March 2026, 10:00 am
  • 1 hour 45 minutes
    194 - Et in Arcadia ego pt 2 (Half Meats & Imagination Wrenches)

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    Abby Sommer joins the gang to watch "Et in Arcadia Ego pt 2" and mourn the end of Picard season 1, as well as Data....again. Rios melts the world, Jurati has murder rules, and Narissa pulls a Palpatine. Meanwhile Rob disgusts Bobi, Bobi just wants to watch Soccer, Cameron delays recording, and Abby reveals the 7 seconds of Trek she has not watched. Engage!

    19 March 2026, 8:00 pm
  • 13 minutes
    DS9 Minute - Defiant

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    The gang gets bamboozled by Riker as they discuss "Defiant!" Bobi coins a t-shirt, Cameron remember's Kira's boyfriend in real time, Rob receives some Dave and Buster's tokens, and John burns those Maquis rebels! Engage!



    12 March 2026, 5:00 pm
  • 1 hour 42 minutes
    193 - Et in Arcadia ego pt 1 (Bad Brains & Wrinkle Fingering)

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    Salem joins the gang to wonder if Picard's "Et in Arcadia ego pt 1" is paradise...or death (Look up the title). Picard gets space herpes, Rios shares his muscle shirts, and Elnor is the Wesley of the episode. Meanwhile Cameron gets hung up on a beautiful flower, Bobi has twin advice, Salem kills JK Simmons, and Rob recasts Picard's body. Engage!

    5 March 2026, 11:00 am
  • 13 minutes 59 seconds
    DS9 Minute - Meridian

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    The gang wish the DS9 episode "Meridian" would phase out of existence, but we still manage to have some fun talking about it. We celebrate Jeffery Combs, bemoan Dax's relationship choices and shrug our shoulders over Brigadoon. Engage!

    26 February 2026, 6:00 pm
  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    192 - Broken Pieces (Romulan Witches & Laser Trampolines)

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    The gang bear witness to Picard's "Broken Pieces" and live to talk about it. Agnes watches a reaction video, Picard recieves the parent voice, and Seven plays some Meta Quest. Meanwhile Cameron has some miming notes, Rob loses track of time, and Bobi names her period. Engage!

    19 February 2026, 11:00 am
  • 11 minutes 36 seconds
    DS9 Minute - Civil Defense

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    The gang accidentally open the wrong file and wind up watching Deep Space Nine's "Civil Defense!" Cam has some advice on porn storage, John has some scootching advice, Bobi has some biometric scanning advice, and Rob has squirrels in his car. Engage!

    12 February 2026, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 33 minutes
    191 - Nepenthe (Sad Droids & Vomit Words)

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    Carrie joins the gang to find happiness in "Nepenthe!" Elnor takes a potty break, Lwaxana photobombs Picard, and Jurati does something...asinine. Meanwhile Carrie gets assimilated, Bobi counts candles, Cameron hates getting his face touched, and Rob can't rhyme. Plus a fun game of Name that Limerick! Engage!

    5 February 2026, 11:00 am
  • 13 minutes 12 seconds
    DS9 Minute - The Abandoned

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    The gang write their odes to DS9's "The Abandoned!" Rob doesn't like to learn the rules, Cameron revisits Myst, Bobi wants Odo to put up a danger sign, and John has dating advice for Jake. Engage!

    29 January 2026, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 31 minutes
    190 - The Impossible Box (Trauma Boinking & Romulan Coms)

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    Marcy joins the gang as we puzzle over Picard's "The Impossible Box!" Raffi leaves Las Vegas, Rios plays with his balls, and Soji's a slob. Meanwhile Cameron keeps his wife awake, Marcy can't meditate, and Rob provides a snack cake update! Engage!

    Check out more from Marcy on Idle Ride and Blue Sky

    22 January 2026, 12:00 pm
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