Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation

Cameron Harrison/Marcy Phillips/Rob Campbell

Cameron has never watched Star Trek: The Next Generation. That's about to change with the help of his faithful and hilarious companions, Marcy; the passionate fan, and Rob; who hasn't seen it since childhood. Join us as Cameron asks dumb questions, Marcy vehemently defends the ridiculous, and Rob seeks to reignite his lost nostalgia.

  • 1 hour 33 minutes
    191 - Nepenthe (Sad Droids & Vomit Words)

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    Carrie joins the gang to find happiness in "Nepenthe!" Elnor takes a potty break, Lwaxana photobombs Picard, and Jurati does something...asinine. Meanwhile Carrie gets assimilated, Bobi counts candles, Cameron hates getting his face touched, and Rob can't rhyme. Plus a fun game of Name that Limerick! Engage!

    5 February 2026, 11:00 am
  • 13 minutes 12 seconds
    DS9 Minute - The Abandoned

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    The gang write their odes to DS9's "The Abandoned!" Rob doesn't like to learn the rules, Cameron revisits Myst, Bobi wants Odo to put up a danger sign, and John has dating advice for Jake. Engage!

    29 January 2026, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 31 minutes
    190 - The Impossible Box (Trauma Boinking & Romulan Coms)

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    Marcy joins the gang as we puzzle over Picard's "The Impossible Box!" Raffi leaves Las Vegas, Rios plays with his balls, and Soji's a slob. Meanwhile Cameron keeps his wife awake, Marcy can't meditate, and Rob provides a snack cake update! Engage!

    Check out more from Marcy on Idle Ride and Blue Sky

    22 January 2026, 12:00 pm
  • 12 minutes 14 seconds
    DS9 Minute - Second Skin

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    The gang peels back the layer of "Second Skin." We discuss Cardassian decor, hypothesize about a teen Cardassian bedroom, and Sisko becomes a cat. Engage!

    15 January 2026, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 37 minutes
    189 - Stardust City Rag (French Accents & Man Heists)

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    Daniel from PolyAmateur Hour goes undercover with the gang to discuss Picard's "Stardust City Rag." We cover everything from pop-up ads to children's entertainers! Seven returns from Party City, Elnor is the entire cast of Guardians of the Galaxy, and Picard is a Borg cuck. Meanwhile Daniel explains how the Borg is poly, Bobi realizes her ultimate hybrid, Rob returns at the right time, and Cameron grows a potato tree. And be sure to listen to the very end! Engage!


    Hear more from Daniel on his podcast PolyAmateur Hour

    8 January 2026, 12:00 pm
  • 11 minutes 4 seconds
    DS9 Minute - Equilibrium

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    The gang are off balance as they discuss Equilibrium! Bobi-bot steps in for Bobi, Rob mans his store, Cameron shares some trivia, and John leads us to the best pun ever! Engage!

    1 January 2026, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 33 minutes
    188 - Absolute Candor (Kumquat Mullets & Sock Skating)

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    Marcy subs in for Bobi to get brutally honest with "Absolute Candor!" Picard pulls a Quark, Elnor grows a dwarf beard, and Soji goes through a goth phase. Meanwhile, Marcy is ready to get down with some Zero G, Cameron knows Hawaiian, and Rob gets in a sick burn! Engage!

    25 December 2025, 12:00 pm
  • 11 minutes 41 seconds
    DS9 Minute - The House of Quark

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    The gang are so excited to talk about "The House of Quark" that they actually beat the clock! Bob is proves that Quark is a better Klingon than Worf, John celebrates Gowron's return, Rob buys his wife a cargo bay, and Cameron winds up having "the talk" with his son. Because of Quark. And a Klingon. 

    Engage!

    18 December 2025, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 34 minutes
    187 - The End is the Beginning (Poly Picard & Starfleet Smells)

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    Laurel from the Polyamateur Hour gets in the middle of the gang to discuss Picard's "The End is the Beginning!" Raffi goes full Jolie, Oh goes full Caruso, and Picard goes full Rob! Meanwhile Laurel teaches the gang about poly, Cameron teaches everyone some Spanish, Rob teaches us how to break a legal t-shirt clause, and Bobi teaches us what happens when you mix wine and snake leaf. Then we all get canceled! Engage!

    Hear more from Laurel on her podcast, The Polyamateur Hour

    11 December 2025, 12:00 pm
  • 12 minutes 2 seconds
    DS9 Minute - The Search pt 2

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    The gang wonders what's fake and what's solid in "The Search pt 2!" Bobi thinks about origins, John wants Avengers: Endgame, Cameron sings, and Rob thinks the Federation should just give up. Engage!

    4 December 2025, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 23 minutes
    186 - Maps and Legends (Sexy Roms & F Bombs)

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    The gang have some sheer f%&#kin hubris to bring John back to discuss the Picard episode "Maps and Legends!" Troi can fly the ship, Pulaski has a new project, and Picard has more than three friends. Meanwhile, Rob shares a secret about his beard, Bobi has googly eyes, John knows one sexy Romulan, and Cameron sundowns. Engage!

    27 November 2025, 11:00 am
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