YERRRR we are BACK with MrBallen! Part 2 is crazy: - Training to be a Seal - Captivity training - Being ambushed - Surviving a grenade attack - Readjusting to civilian life - Becoming a pariah in the Seal community - HIs transition into becoming a YouTuber and more - PEACE! Timestamps: 0:00 "I should have died" + Becoming a Seal 5:11 Hazing, Shut Up Shakespeare + Roasting 12:56 Tolerating death + This is your job 17:55 Training vs Being a Seal + Risk of death 24:41 This is not for me, Seal Team 6 + Dark side 31:30 Surviving "captivity" + Boots, Boots, Boots 35:44 Afghanistan, Adjust immediately + Primal state 38:39 Trained immaculately, Teamwork + Being shot at 41:14 Zarghun Shar, Just look different + Rules of engagement 47:51 Engaging the enemy, Ambushed + Clearing a building 58:12 Andrew's undefeated streak + Jay-Z for Super Bowl? 1:05:12 Tunnels + Watch the live feeds 1:07:42 Drone spotting enemies, Grenade attack + Facing death 1:21:35 Danger close airstrike 1:30:12 "Not sad, not bad, just is" 1:31:50 Am I going to die? Almost an*lly compromised 1:35:35 Acceptable blackface*** + Another close call 1:41:53 Afghan fans, Being so removed + Re-adjusting 1:47:42 Adjusting to civlian life, Talking openly + Reputation 2:00:38 Does MrBallen regret it? Not being respected 2:04:30 Transitioning into a YouTuber + The Dyatlov Pass This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh.

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YERRR the GOAT storyteller is with us on the couch today and he's got some crazy stories: - A terrifying TRUE story of a haunted hosue - The strange death of David Lewis - The Dyatlov Pass Incident - The Screeching Lady - 9/11 and it's impact - Diving in the Sterkfontain Caves Gone Wrong - Chris Lemons cheating death and much, much more - ENJOY! Timestamps: 0:00 Intro 0:40 Insane True Story of a Haunted House & Ouija board 27:48 Sociopath v Psychopath + Danny LaPlante 30:11 Dyatlov Pass Incident + Russian alien jealousy 45:28 Strange Death of David Lewis 53:49 Fugue State + Dumped there? 59:00 Football is BACK 1:02:31 Case of Missing Skier + Hitting the fugue 1:11:14 Mark believes in demons + The Screeching Lady 1:20:35 Superstition + Indiana “showtime” 1:28:09 9/11 impact,People jumping + Freedom Eating 1:35:28 Ellie Lobel Stumbling on Surprising Cure + Lab leak 1:45:26 Sterkfontain Caves Diving 1:53:56 Surviving 60 hours underwater 1:56:35 Catacombs of Paris 1:57:32 Chris Lemons Cheating Death 2:01:04 John’s Supernatural experience 2:14:52 Extreme sleepwalking 2:22:51 Releasing graphic novel “Terror Within” 2:24:10 Where “MrBallen” came from? #mrballen #dyatlovpass #demons This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh.

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YERRRR Daejon Love told women he played receiver for the 49ers. For FOUR YEARS. Nobody checked the roster. His "game film" was a screen recording off a TV. 26 women. $1.3 million. A fake Swiss fortune and an 18-year-old "investment adviser" telling them to take out loans. The boys break down how he kept it alive that long, whether the women were dumb or the con was just that good, and why this scam has a very specific casting requirement. Disclaimer: audio gets a little rough at the end 0:00 Women are DUMB? Black privilege 4:24 Even exchange of usury + Asian boytoy 9:08 Investing is for men, cosmetics for women + BBWs 13:08 Pheramonemaxxing 15:59 Mark’s sisters + Andrew’s an anchor baby 19:30 Swiss migrant + Lady figuring it out 22:03 Euros girls believe anything 21:00 Not all lies are equal + Swiss Chocolate 29:34 Ugly AND Broke? 31:25 Gold diggers + Faking interest 33:32 Feet rub + Investigative journalism 37:14 Did Daejon smash? His family wealth 40:34 One of the scammed, AI + CTE chances 47:19 Moral quandries + Judge Caprio 51:05 Butt sniffer is wrong? 53:48 Trying on underwear? 55:32 We’re all starlight 1:00:20 Can you fight children? 1:04:17 Black privilege + it’s CUTE 1:09:00 Dog racism, Learned behavior 1:18:11 Taking money from wallet + Tipping 1:26:19 Losing AirPods dilemma 1:32:07 Ghost pepper work lunch 1:39:13 Lying to dying person + Restaurant shots 1:44:29 Tailgate etiquette 1:48:30 Return money + Alexx = capitalist 1:55:45 Religious firings + Vat vas dat sound? 2:10:17 New Testament is SHORT 2:11:11 Shiloh starting pre-school This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh.

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YERRR we are joined by the legendary Forrest Galante to talk all things nature: - Growing up in Zimbabwe - Becoming a refugee - Tropical surviving - Close calls with death - Australia's wildlife & Wallace Line - Psychedelics - Gayest animals - Why Dogs are Man's Best Friend and much, much, much more - CACAAAAW! Timestamps: 0:00 UCSB crazy dorms 1:52 Weird being in the city 2:50 Hard to find rats 3:41 Growing up in Zimbabwe + Tracking techniques 8:56 Humans hunters weren't good 10:22 Mugabe, Fleeing Zimbabwe + Oakland childhood 16:35 The norm + self-enforced segregation 19:16 Getting in trouble + Exploring nature 21:12 Mom waitressing + Being African American 23:01 Losing language skills, Xhosa + Fake Mandarin 29:58 Bricked up on Naked and Afraid 37:44 Finding food immediately + Tropical Surviving 43:07 Practising, Surviving + Find water 49:48 Extreme climates 51:59 Wildlife is incredible + Connection to nature 53:39 Closest to dying + Snake venom effects 1:01:08 Sucking "venom", Snake bites + Burmese pythons in FL 1:04:18 Inteferring w/ nature + Throw off balance 1:11:06 US Open predictions 1:13:27 Another close call + Breaking back in Thailand 1:20:23 Close calls with predators + YT people ish? 1:23:11 Logistics for conservation + Wildlife Board 1:25:18 Cone snails, Unassuming killers + Wallace Line 1:32:06 Conditioning lions + Wild animals are still wild 1:39:40 The Amazon, Jungle hunting = hard + Farming 1:48:21 Natural psychedelics + Toad venom 1:54:34 Spending times with tribes + Uncontacted 1:56:48 Cargo Cults, Colossal's work + Filling ecosystem holes 2:02:06 Anant Ambani's Conservation 2:04:48 Animals mourning, Elephants' EQ + Relationship wtih humans 2:10:36 Searching deep connection, AI + Assassinated spy whale 2:13:37 Cattle mutilations, Misconceptions + No Black Panthers 2:18:14 Would you hunt a Big Foot? 2:19:17 Animal Deathmatch 2:20:11 Smartest animals, Best mother + Praying Mantis! 2:24:10 Gayest animals + Dolphins pulling out 2:25:37 Loving Steve Irwin + Influences 2:27:50 Rescue animals + Mans' best friend = dog #wildlife #austraila #snakes This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh.

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YERRRR this week, we're chatting about: - You can negotiate with EVERYONE including doctors - Andrew's nose - Conspiracies around Luigi Mangione - Candace Owens debate with Andrew Wilson - Mamdani's a political superstar - The death of monoculture and much, much more. Timestamps: 0:00 We can swim + Memphis diving 4:05 Private Clubs + No Kippah swimming 5:34 Toupee should be a kippah 7:08 Airlines, Sexism & College goers 11:27 KKK are pu55y + Upstate NY 13:17 Movie shooting + Andrew's nose 19:09 Cosmetic surgery, Dentists Upselling + Negotiating 32:06 Appropriating cultures, Baby Teeth + Dentist trips 38:48 Tonsil Hustle + Cavity Up-chargers 41:32 Luigi Mangione Conspiracies + Flock cameras 44:20 AI complaints 49:30 Luigi Mangione Plea + Jail more forever 53:45 3D print the nukes + Iranian sense of humour 56:32 Frontline report, Have a nuke + Hitting our allies 1:02:09 Tipping, Self Checkouts + Dunkin Donuts 1:12:47 Summer Streets, Suffer in NYC + Brooklyn transplants 1:26:53 Mamdani's a superstar, DSA + Flowers 1:40:18 Candace debate, Nuance = dead + Monoculture 1:50:01 Authority, Cults + Tentpole Events 1:56:20 Lakers being sold is barely news 1:59:54 Cocaine Frat Cowboys + Appealing for extremes 2:03:51 YouTube new policy + Speaking to normies 2:08:41 Art cuts through, Grass is greener + Culture flattened 2:16:18 Debating, Mamdani's list + Outside of capitalism 2:24:14 Breaking up monopolies + Prescriptions This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh.

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YERRRR this WEEK: - Brooklyn Bridge Jumper Surviving - Spider-Man Brand New Day Thoughts - LeBron's move to Philly 76ers - WNBA Culture Wars starting - Paying for an Uber on a 1st date and MUCH, MUCH MORE Timestamps: 0:00 Matching fits + Mark’s LYING 2:03 Schulz’s Spidey moment 7:36 What’s worse? R-word head nod 14:01 Kids remember + Spidey sense 16:22 The bag saved Brooklyn jumper 17:46 LeBron’s got some DEALS 25:02 Bryce, LaVar Ball + Love Island 27:31 Spider-Man is better than Odyssey 29:58 Alexx’s wifey loving up Spidey 40:24 Film “motivation” + Chest rubbers 43:21 Black people love Spidey + Miles Morales 45:33 Odyssey casting + Trojan Horse 49:22 Spider hormones, Billy Bangers + Feet Slappers 53:08 Nolan Hotep + Spidey Puberty Canon 54:45 WASP pretentiousness, SPOILERS + Level 5 mutant 59:36 Googling ages + ANGELS 1:05:42 WNBA culture wars + Marketing? 1:09:42 Rogers “pleading the 5th” + Fauci Files 1:21:40 Political apathy, ID + Price gouging? 1:31:39 Sending Uber for first date? ---------------------------------- This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Savings provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

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Yerrrrrrr we have the legend James Fox talk about all things alien: - 2017 New York Times Article changing everything - Varginha - Calvine sightings - Roswell - Men in suits - 4n4l probes & summoning UFOs and much, much more Timestamps: 0:00 Know vs Belief + There's great evidence 3:31 Aliens = horny + 2017 NYT article changed everything 7:26 Encounters + Tic Tac craft 12:17 Whistleblowers + Why ridicule? 16:06 Keeping things under wraps? 20:21 James' journey + Roswell & others 25:51 The Varginha Incident 45:26 "He's telling the truth" + 30th anniversary 53:00 Letting it land, Questioning + Telepathy 1:00:47 Alien rescue mission + Inconsistencies 1:10:46 What do the Americans know? 1:13:44 Why such little information? 1:17:47 Leaks, 4th batch + Calvine sightings 1:34:22 Phoenix Lights + Men in Suits 1:42:31 James' own experience + Calling an ex 1:45:49 What happens if true? 1:52:01 No air disturbance? 1:53:08 Project Hail Mary + Zimbabwe 1:57:33 Protect Earth + Aussie landings 2:03:37 Roswell + Reverse engineering 2:11:03 What James doesn't believe + Las Vegas 2:15:56 Men In Suits visiting James? 2:20:44 Why don't aliens mess with Europeans? 2:23:04 4n4l probing + Summoning UFOs --------------------- This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Savings provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

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Yerrr on today's episode - SPOILERS! - Talking about The Odyssey - Inconsistencies with other versions of the story - Practical effects vs CGI - Andrew at World Cup Finals - Argentina Conspiracy theories And much, much MORE Timestamps: 00:00 Odyssey + Retelling an old tale 4:37 Oral tradition + Nolan made it better 8:51 Alexx's issues + One of greatest movies 10:58 Movies are BACK + Trying to die 16:33 Xenia + It's a lie 20:42 Alexx peed in a cup + Cyclops & Cleverness 23:11 Interpretations, Trojan horse + Zendaya underutilized 26:43 Hathaway is the GOAT + Identical baddie 29:24 War over shipping routes + Helen 31:51 Land of the dead, Dune link + Relatable 39:17 Sirens depiction 45:19 Calypso's offer + GOT TO GO 49:44 ...And then, Going home + Piping Penelope 53:44 Ranking this against Nolan's films 56:14 Damon SHREDDED 57:16 Alternate endings + Digger 3 times 59:40 Practical effects, Cyclops + Paddles 1:04:45 Pig people particle effect 1:06:43 CGI + Diminishing returns 1:12:02 Imperfections + Buster Keaton 1:14:35 IMAX is overrated 1:17:26 Method acting inconsistencies 1:22:58 Lupita helped the film + Elliot rumor was nonsense 1:26:17 Submission + Marvel inspired by Hindu mythics 1:29:15 World Cup Final Live + NFL is confusing 1:33:08 Israel true winners + Argentines everywhere 1:35:48 Martha Stewart, Myles Garrett + Serena Williams 1:39:17 Andrew's PL team, Fans ruthless + Mark's TIGHT 1:49:26 Lamine Yamal + Everyone's behind Spain*** 1:55:48 Corruption, Bail out + Argentine conspiracy 2:02:01 Give it to MESSI + Ronald wouldn't 2:03:48 Argentina cheating v Peru + Drawing fouls 2:07:57 Choosing N**is + 1492 2:12:01 More teams! ------------------- This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Savings provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

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Yeerrrr we're back once again and we're talking: - France getting KOed by Spain - Lamine Yamal running the numbers up - Messi being the best autist - Alexx's Ayahuasca experience - Jay-Z's Yankee Stadium Shows - Is it over for Conor McGregor? - Turkiye is a g4y factory - That poor man getting got by the Buffalo and much, much more - you're welcome Timestamps:

0:00 France KOed + Yamal’s record & Big H 3:37 Do Euros getting AIDS? 4:49 Lamine’s little bro 5:33 Lamine’s girls + Spain’s immigration 9:10 Rep where you were fed 14:48 AI video, Stuffed raccoon + Messi with autism 20:51 Messi & Ronaldinho + Recency bias 24:01 Basketball analogy + We need Zlatan 29:23 It’s coming home 31:34 Fra v Mor + Falklands Rerun 37:09 Alexx’s Ayahuasca experience 56:31 Figuring it out? DMT experiences 1:01:52 Jay-Z 3rd show delay + Everyone was there 1:12:47 McGregor’s fight was tragic 1:21:10 McGregor’s response after + Is it over? 1:26:48 Mitch doing GREAT + Lindsey Graham droned?? 1:31:52 Old people are LIT + Term limits 1:37:20 LeBron’s next team + We don’t want him 1:42:05 Turkiye’s g4y + The least gay 1:52:36 Louis aren’t gay + Persian Princess = diabolical 1:57:21 Alexx is a PHONEY 1:59:32 Buffalo picnic + Running of the bulls 2:02:12 Trying to jump the fence This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh.

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YERRRR good Morning - we're talking all things World Cup: - Is FIFA favoring Messi? - Haaland becoming a potential GOAT - Scots are White Mexicans - Knicks Winning - Close call in San Antonio and much, much more. Timestamps: 0:00 FIFA favoring Messi 1:22 Greatest World Cup ever 3:18 Trashcan Knicks Fan Fired 6:32 Norwegian Row is mid + American chants 7:54 Hot Ladies, AI gooning + Spank bank 17:48 4 years is a long time 18:54 US knocked out + FIFA corrupt for us 23:43 Messi = trans, Haaland potential GOAT + Best White? 30:16 Monkey Whites, Haaland is FUNNY 35:26 Brits are best at chants + Argentines are RACIST? 38:17 Developing talent + Brazil better when Catholic 41:09 Bribe players to play for US + Stars were shining 43:49 Should penalties decide games? 47:57 Change the red card rule + US pens 49:50 Congolese fan 51:16 Witnessing history, Scots are White Mexicans*** + Sharing culture 59:18 French are perfectly refined + Unwritten rules 1:03:20 Beans on toast, British desserts + Napoleon Pizza 1:10:33 US have greatest condiments + 78 is too HIGH 1:15:09 Welcome Back, Cape Verde GK + Penalize flopping 1:18:14 Tennis elbow + Farmers market is cosplay*** 1:21:58 Mothers, Boys v Girls + Great time in Hamptons 1:26:24 Women in bars + Studs are men 1:31:57 Patriotism, Who’s winning? + Switzerland 1:39:33 Mexicans are the best + Irish Vampires 1:40:58 Nice Little Nicotine Hit + Alexx doing Jersey Ayahuasca 1:52:09 Wedding culture stuff + Knicks WINNING in San Antonio 2:02:27 Downtown San Antonio is SCARY + Game 4 comeback 2:12:50 The parade This ep is sponsored by: Kalshi Sesh #messi #haaland #knicks

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YErrrr today, we have the incredible Sheryl Underwood with us. We're talking: - Women and accountability - Her father and leadership - Performing for the troops - Kevin Hart Roast - Bernie Mac's impact And much, much more - INDULGE Timestamps: 0:00 Women are perfect + Accountability 3:38 Not being the bread winner 5:43 All relationships are transactions 7:42 Football Player impressing Daddy 12:54 Leading, Family's influence + Entertainment biz 17:26 Str1pping, Military + Community Service 23:00 "We can't protect you" + Camaraderie 27:17 Getting Kevin Hart Roast + Process 35:51 Co-ordinating jokes + Tony Hinchcliffe = perfect villain 45:31 Upset at comedy + Don't get mad, get motivated 52:23 Animosity, Comedy evolving + Draymond Green/Lizzo 57:46 Comedy does translate internationally 1:01:19 Incels, face rub + Not recording jokes 1:08:54 Loving sports + Topics 1:11:31 Bernie Mac + Meeting your heroes 1:18:50 Sheryl's comedy + Wifey 1:23:03 Is Sheryl dating? 1:25:11 Variety show, Hollywood + Opportunities This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh.

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