Okay let’s see here. Episode descripsh. Something like: Oh hey it’s me, Old Derf! Sure, you know me as an elderly space wizard with the mysterious power of resurrection, a resume stacked with entry level jobs, and a talent for juckin’ around. But would you believe there was once a time when I was slightly LESS old, when my powers were just coming into focus, when I got pulled into adventure after adventure? It’s true! So buckle your space belts and settle in for the first installment of my MEMOIR, The Young Old Derf Chronicles. Here we go!

Created by:

Jeremy Bent

Alden Ford

Allie Kokesh

Seth Lind

Winston Noel

Shane O’Connell

Justin Tyler

Moujan Zolfaghari

Edited by Seth Lind and Alden Ford 

Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell

Theme song composed by Brendan Ryan, performed by Brendan Ryan, Shane O’Connell, Adam Minkoff and Jay Faires.

The Young Old Derf Chronicles is a proud member of the Maximum Fun Network, and made possible by support from the members of Maximum Fun and a season long sponsorship by Rocket Money.

Lovingly researched and sound-described transcripts are embedded in every episode page on missiontozyxx.space!

In this, the final one-off episode before The Young Old Derf Chronicles, the crew fulfills a repeated request: to make a live role playing podcast. Yes, it's Mission to D-Syxx! The entire crew is here, playing a Dungeons and Dragons one shot adventure as their medieval characters from Zyxx Episode 419. Yep, the Legumies are back. Alden Ford is Dungeon Master. Justin Tyler joins as a special guest. It's a fun one! And a long one. Enjoy. 

The Young Old Derf Chronicles premieres next Wednesday, December 3rd!

Lovingly researched and sound-described transcripts are embedded in every episode page on missiontozyxx.space!

Insert those earbuds at your own peril, listener, for it’s the spookiest one-shot of the year! The cast is here to make your spine tingle with tales of inscrutable costumes, ghoulish hangovers, and discontinued candy bar recipes! Peep the costume photos. 

Lovingly researched and sound-described transcripts are embedded in every episode page on missiontozyxx.space!

The cast takes a trip down memory avenue – pretty sure that’s the saying? – to talk about their personal origins in improv, the heyday of UCB New York, and the comedy shows and experiences they’ll never forget, even if they might want to. You’ll finally learn how many cast members cleaned toilets to get free improv classes. And in case you didn’t hear, The Young Old Derf Chronicles will premiere on Dec 3rd!

Lovingly researched and sound-described transcripts are embedded in every episode page on missiontozyxx.space!

How well does the cast of Mission to Zyxx know each other? Find out in this newlywed-style game show filled with weird questions submitted by fans! And mark your calendars: The Young Old Derf Chronicles will premiere on Wed Dec 3rd. 

To suggest ideas and help us make the show, support us on Maximum Fun! 

Lovingly researched and sound-described transcripts are embedded in every episode page on missiontozyxx.space!

The only podcast that dares to reveal the hobbies and obsessions of Mission to Zyxx guests!  This week: Jeremy Bent interviews Leslie Collins, and Moujan Zolfaghari interviews Rachel Wenitsky.

This is a fan-pitched monthly episode leading up to The Young Old Derf Chronicles. To suggest ideas for future episodes and get tons of bonus content, support us on Maximum Fun.

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Lovingly researched and sound-described transcripts are embedded in every episode page on missiontozyxx.space!

We're so excited to announce that all episodes from seasons 1-5 of Mission to Zyxx are now fully transcribed for accessibility, intelligibility and FUN. To read along, head over to missiontozyxx.space, where transcripts are embedded in every episode page!

Lovingly researched and sound-described transcripts are embedded in every episode page on missiontozyxx.space!

In this lost Season 4 episode, the crew heads to a postal planet to retrieve a missed delivery. AJ is stunning. C-53 will definitely keep that frame forever. Pleck resists a scenario. Recorded live at Caveat in New York City on June 7, 2025.

Starring:

Jeremy Bent as C-53

Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter

Allie Kokesh as Captain Dar

Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy

Winston Noel as AJ

Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and D’Gerald Ford

With special guest Justin Tyler as SES-B*TT-1000 and Old Derf

Live sound design and engineering by Shane O’Connell

Edited by Seth Lind

Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra

Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

Mission to Zyxx is a proud member of the Maximum Fun network. Support Zyxx and MaxFun!

Lovingly researched and sound-described transcripts are embedded in every episode page on missiontozyxx.space!

The first and final episode of Mission to Convyncce — your favorite two vs. two debate podcast! Alden Ford, Winston Noel, Justin Tyler and Moujan Zolfaghari team up in various configurations to debate frankly bizarre topics suggested by Mission to Zyxx listeners. It's the third of our monthly one-off episodes leading up to The Young Old Derf Chronicles. If you want to suggest ideas for episodes like this one, support us on Maximum Fun and get access to our super Fresh discord server.

Do you have your tickets to our live show on June 7th!? 1:30 PM ET — in person in NYC or live streamed EVERYWHERE. It's been ages since we performed on stage together and we can't wait. Hope to see you there!

Lovingly researched and sound-described transcripts are embedded in every episode page on missiontozyxx.space!

The first and final episode of the long-running TV game show Mission to Gygs, in which cast members of Mission to Zyxx compete to tell the best stories about their past jobs and side hustles. Featuring contestants Allie Kokesh, Jeremy Bent and Winston Noel. Hosted by Seth Lind.

This is one of our monthly episodes leading up to the release of The Young Old Derf Chronicles later this year. Support us on Maximum Fun!

Oh and here's the Zyxx character personality quiz mentioned in the episode, made by kbear19.

Lovingly researched and sound-described transcripts are embedded in every episode page on missiontozyxx.space!

Alden and Seth are here to entertain you during this, the second and final week of the 2025 MaxFunDrive. They play samples of bonus content, reveal an unimaginably Fresh prize that one lucky supporter will receive, and discuss the paradox at the heart of listener support. 

Please join us in making The Young Old Derf Chronicles: maximumfun.org/join

Lovingly researched and sound-described transcripts are embedded in every episode page on missiontozyxx.space!