Just your friendly neighborhood Legumies, descending to the final level of this cursed cave, where they encounter a beast with darkness that's darker than anything you can imagine. No, darker still! Okay whoa, whoa, not that dark. Will they live? Die!? Do something weird that’s not living or dying? Listen to find out!

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And just like that, the Legumes are back for another adventure. Wait oh cruck, we forgot about Larry and Samesies! They were down at the river, making asses of themselves in front of ripped fordsman Dan Siego. Here their heroic saga continues. And the cavers delve further yet into the dark heart of Telluria.

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The Legumies’ cave adventure continues with headbutting, skeleton flirting and enough injuries to go around. Also, another rude, off-putting old man to antagonize our heroes! Watch out for weird bug creatures and stuff.

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What happens when you die? Well, everyone else keeps living, unless they were sitting next to you on the rollercoaster that went off the track. What else happens? Your fingernails keep growing. That’s crazy, right? Did you know I have to get a manicure immediately after I resurrect? Every time. I wake up and it’s like Wolfman Derf! Yikes. And one more thing that happens sometimes, if you’re me: shit gets REAL WEIRD at the morgue!

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Alden Ford
Allie Kokesh
Seth Lind
Winston Noel
Shane O’Connell
Justin Tyler
Moujan Zolfaghari

Edited by Seth Lind and Alden Ford

Sound design, mix and original score by Shane O’Connell

Theme song composed by Brendan Ryan, performed by Brendan Ryan, Shane O’Connell, Adam Minkoff and Jay Faires.

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Our adventurers do the smartest thing and split up: Four (plus Squelch) into the unnaturally dark caves, two to confront Booket’s ex-lover. Who will take the high road and who will embarrass themselves thoroughly? The answer may not surprise you!

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How many knaves can fit in a nave, you ask? Finally, an answer, as the Legumies continue their totally sensical DnD adventure. Spoiler: It’s more than fit in a cave. Another spoiler: in this episode we welcome a brand new player: the one and only Shane O’Connell!

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Hold on to your zippers, space friends, because this is the installment you’ve been waiting for. That’s right, it's the part where the ol’ Derfster finally gets lucky! And then yes, gets quite unlucky, over and over again. But those are just details! Let’s focus on the smooching and canoodling! And wait, what’s this? Are Shae and GOOD_E partaking in the bacchanal!? If you want to find out, don’t touch that nipple-shaped dial.

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Alden Ford

Allie Kokesh

Seth Lind

Winston Noel

Shane O’Connell

Justin Tyler

Moujan Zolfaghari

Edited by Seth Lind and Alden Ford 

Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell

Theme song composed by Brendan Ryan, performed by Brendan Ryan, Shane O’Connell, Adam Minkoff and Jay Faires

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Alden and Seth are here to entertain you during the FINAL week of the MaxFunDrive. Hear about all the amazing STUFF you can get for supporting our show and MaxFun – including a brand new BONUS episode, a new and instantly ICONIC Young Old Derf keychain, a shout out on our LIVESTREAM this Friday, and way more.

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In this installment of our DnD adventure, the changeling sorcerer Casseidi Mossborn dumps some serious lore on the Legumies. If you dare listen, prepare for contemplated roundness, angry silence, and cities with sequels! Thanks to Zyxxcord member Powerline for making the lovely map used in the episode.

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It's MaxFunDrive. And here, for the first time, we give you an exclusive look (well, listen) at the craft of podcasting: presenting Casters on Casters.

In this episode, Austin Taylor (Secret Histories of Nerd Mysteries) explains how he chooses topics, and the metric by which something can be considered "a mystery". Plus, Jeremy Bent (Mission to Zyxx & Eurovangelists) has some advice for anyone who is trying to come up with a name for their podcast.

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Edited by Christian Dueñas and Produced by Laura Swisher for Maximum Fun.

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In the newest installment of our Legumies DnD adventure, we answer the question on everyone's* lips: What has Samesies been up to this whole time?

*Samesies' Mom

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