• 1 hour 1 minute
    Shocked Arsenal head to Anfield as Carrick’s United go to Chelsea

    The top four all face each other in a mouthwatering Matchday 9 in the Premier League.


    Jimbo, Tom Williams, Liam Twomey and a debuting Jay Bothroyd are in the studio to comb through all the action.


    Champions Arsenal go to Liverpool in Sunday’s only fixture. The Gunners were knocked out of the Carabao Cup by League Two Fleetwood on Tuesday with Max Dowman sent off. But did the 16-year-old prodigy do the right thing?


    Michael Carrick is surprisingly still the manager of Manchester United. They travel to Stamford Bridge where Xabi Alonso has more questions to answer after Chelsea’s League Cup exit at Anfield.


    Man City come from behind twice to edge past Brighton via a shootout. Those two teams will do it all again on Saturday. Can the Seagulls claim their first ever win at City?


    Plus we show some love for Bournemouth who make it 5 wins in a row. And Nicolas Jackson. Was he done dirty by Chelsea?


    Producers: Charlie Jones and Benji Brooks

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    29 October 2026, 2:33 pm
  • 55 minutes 8 seconds
    Kane wins the Ballon d’Or! And Real win El Clasico!

    It’s a Ballon d’Or special edition of the Totally European Show, with Seb Stafford-Bloor, Tom Williams and Pol Ballus all joining James Richardson live to discuss King Harry taking football's biggest individual crown.


    On the pitch, Jose Mourinho’s Real Madrid become the first team to beat Barcelona in La Liga this season, with Kylian Mbappe scoring twice in a 2-1 win. That leaves Atletico Madrid just two points off the leaders.


    In Germany, Bayern win 3-1 at Freiburg without Vincent Kompany on the touchline as he recovers in hospital after collapsing during training. Niclas Fullkrug can’t stop scoring for Werder Bremen, while in Italy there are still four teams unbeaten after eight games for the first time ever.


    And in Ligue 1, protests in Paris affect PSG’s top of the table clash with Lyon.


    Producer: Xavi Bird

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    27 October 2026, 6:00 am
  • 52 minutes
    Could it be curtains for Carrick as Man United get battered by Bournemouth?

    Old Trafford chants his name but it could be farewell to Michael Carrick at Man United?


    Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Tim Spiers and Matt Davies-Adams are in the studio to review all the action from Matchday 8.


    The Cherries run out 3-0 winners as United’s winless run extends to 8 matches. All that with Bruno Fernandes an unused sub.


    Brighton hit the skids after an Araujo-powered Liverpool reign supreme at Anfield.


    Spurs win at Stamford Bridge on Saturday - a once in a generation event - as Cole Palmer also sees red. Was this the day things finally clicked for De Zerbi at Tottenham?


    And Arsenal go level at the top as Man City suffer their first defeat of the season. It’s at Aston Villa who are in red-hot form. As is Nicolas Jackson.


    Producers: Charlie Jones and Jake Liascos


    RUNNING ORDER:

    00:00 Who won the weekend?

    03:24 Results

    04:42 Man United 0-3 Bournemouth

    17:04 Liverpool 2-0 Brighton

    22:08 Crystal Palace 0-2 Newcastle

    25:09 Hull 1-1 Brentford and Sunderland 0-0 Leeds

    29:18 Aston Villa 2-1 Man City

    34:06 Arsenal 2-0 Everton

    40:15 Chelsea 0-2 Tottenham

    47:42 Coventry 0-1 Fulham

    49:06 Ipswich 1-1 Nottingham Forest

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    25 October 2026, 9:30 pm
  • 57 minutes 30 seconds
    Man United crushed in Como. And is Kane England’s best ever?

    Another enthralling night of Champions League action and a big Premier League weekend to come.


    Jimbo welcomes Duncan Alexander, Tom Williams and Benji Lanyado into the studio break it all down.


    The nadir of Michael Carrick’s reign at Manchester United comes in Como. A chastening 4-1 defeat with skipper Bruno Fernandes seeming to question the coach’s tactics. Is there any way back for Carrick at Old Trafford?


    Two of the favourites battle it out as Bayern and Arsenal contest a 2-2 draw. On a night where Ballon d’Or favourite Harry Kane showed he could do absolutely everything.


    Villa make it 3 wins out of 3 in the Champions League. Next up for them, leaders Man City at Villa Park this Saturday, a fixture that the hosts usually win…


    Tottenham are forced to confront their terrible record at Stamford Bridge and it’s the same story for Everton at Arsenal.


    Plus what happened to home advantage and what will become of the nepo babies at Premier League clubs?


    Producers: Charlie Jones and Jake Liascos


    RUNNING ORDER:


    00:00 PHP

    02:34 Champions League results

    06:30 Bayern 2-2 Arsenal

    16:05 Como 4-1 Man United

    27:07 The rest of the Champions League midweek

    35:56 How are West Ham doing?

    37:26 Premier League fixtures

    39:18 Liverpool v Brighton preview

    41:37 Chelsea v Spurs preview + what happened to home advantage?

    47:00 The tube map of hatred

    48:55 The rest of the Premier League weekend

    53:22 Nepo babies at Premier League clubs

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    22 October 2026, 12:46 pm
  • 43 minutes 58 seconds
    PSG put four past Barca as Rio inspires Liverpool comeback

    Désiré Doué and Lucas Hernández shine as PSG beat Barca 4-2, thanks to a 14 minute flurry of goals in the Parc des Princes.


    Jimbo is joined by Juliens Laurens, Duncan Alexander and Colin Millar to discuss Tuesday night's Champions League action.


    Liverpool overturned a 2-0 deficit to beat Villarreal 4-3 at Anfield, thanks to two Mac Allister goals and two assists from player of the match, Rio Ngumoha.


    City appeared unfazed by their off field predicament or the lack of Erling Haaland, as they breezed past AEK Athens 5-1 in Manchester.


    Plus a better night for the Italian sides, the rest of Tuesday night's action and Spurs finally get a league win.


    Produced by Jesse Howard, Jake Liascos & Charlie Jones.


    •Part 1a - Tuesday’s night’s Champions League buffet (00.40)

    •Part 1b - The results (03.00)

    •Part 2a - PSG 4-2 Barca (04.35)

    •Part 2b - Liverpool 4-3 Villarreal (14.47)

    •Part 2c - Man City 5-1 AEK Athens (21.15)

    •Part 3a - Ten Hag’s interview and Cristano’s fine (26.40)

    •Part 3b - Napoli 4-3 Bodo (28.20)

    •Part 3b - Sabah FK 1-2 Dortmund (31.40)

    •Part 3c - The rest of Tuesday night’s action (35.15)

    •Part 4a - Spurs 3-1 Coventry (38.15)

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    21 October 2026, 11:22 am
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    Bayern v Arsenal & PSG v Barca headline Champions League week

    It’s another Euro Show and there are more blockbuster Champions League fixtures to look ahead to.


    Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Tom Williams, Pol Ballus and Seb Stafford-Bloor as Barcelona travel to PSG and Bayern host Arsenal in Matchweek 3. Are they the four best teams in the competition?


    Barcelona have won 11 games in a row in all competition, with Lamine Yamal scoring another outrageous strike against Real Betis. There’s no Vinicius Jr for Real Madrid, but they still beat Sevilla 4-1. Why have Los Blancos released a statement attacking La Liga President Javier Tebas though?


    Bayern are back on top in Germany after a thumping 6-1 win over RB Leipzig. Harry Kane loves scoring against Arsenal, but he’ll have to do so without the help of suspended Michael Olise this time.


    In France, there’s a five way split at the summit after Monaco lose at Lorient. Are PSG starting to look inevitable?


    And in Italy, Lazio have made their best start to a Serie A season ever. Is it time to take Gennaro Gattuso’s side seriously and what does that 3-0 defeat of Juventus mean for Luciano Spalletti?


    Producer: Xavi Bird


    TIME CODES:

    4:00 - Moments of the week

    12:30 - Champions League Fixtures

    13:30 - PSG v Barcelona

    21:00 - Napoli v Bodo/Glimt

    24:30 - Bayern v Arsenal

    27:30 - Como v Man Utd

    31:30 - La Liga

    44:30 - Bundesliga

    49:00 - Ligue 1

    51:30 - Serie A


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    Email: [email protected]

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    The Totally Football Show is with you four times a week this season, giving you all the football news you need to know - and plenty that you don't. We've got views, stats and analysis from the very best football writers around. It's smart, it's funny, and it's totally free – so listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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    20 October 2026, 5:00 am
  • 57 minutes 25 seconds
    Arsenal strike late at Forest…and are Brighton in the title race?

    Jimbo has Daniel Storey, JJ Bull and Tim Spiers for company after Matchday 7 of the Premier League.


    Champions Arsenal were made to wait at the City Ground but Noni Madueke’s late strike took the 3 points home for the Gunners as Forest continue to struggle in front of goal.


    Man United were ahead at Elland Road but get pegged back. It’s now just 2 wins from 10 matches in all competitions for Michael Carrick’s side.


    Brighton make it six wins in a row as they blow Crystal Palace away. Diego Gomez scores from the halfway line. Do the Seagulls have what it takes to go all the way?!


    Man City make it 7 wins out of 7 under Enzo Maresca as we continue to ponder what that’s worth.


    There are big wins for Chelsea, Liverpool and Villa on the road.


    Plus Fulham and Bournemouth get their first league wins under their new managers.

    Producers: Xavi Bird, Charlie Jones and Jake Liascos


    RUNNING ORDER:


    03:00 The results

    04:55 Nottingham Forest 0-1 Arsenal

    10:37 Brighton 5-0 Crystal Palace

    22:32 Leeds 1-1 Man United

    25:26 Bournemouth 2-0 Sunderland

    29:40 Leicester, Lamine and Goldie Lookin' Chain

    34:38 Man City 3-2 Ipswich

    39:27 Everton 0-2 Chelsea

    45:28 Brentford 1-2 Liverpool

    49:50 Newcastle 0-1 Aston Villa

    55:02 Fulham 1-0 Hull

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    18 October 2026, 9:00 pm
  • 43 minutes 24 seconds
    PSG outclass Man City ahead of big Premier League weekend

    After a record-breaking night in the Champions League, Jimbo, Duncan Alexander, Jack Lang and Julien Laurens pore through all the goals and drama.


    The champions of Europe looked exactly that in the first half of the Etihad, racing into a 3-0 lead. Can anyone stop Luis Enrique’s side? And did Enzo Maresca get it wrong with his team selection?


    There are six goal hauls for Liverpool at LASK, where Bradley Barcola bags a hat-trick. And for Villa against Fenerbahce. Luis Miguel Echegaray drops in to discuss their biggest ever win under Emery.


    And Jose Mourinho returns to Rome with Real Madrid and takes all three points, despite being 3-1 down after 84 minutes.


    The Premier League brings intrigue this weekend with a must-win for Fulham, an unhappy hunting ground for Arsenal and a crunch clash between Leeds and Man United. How will the off-field storm surrounding the club affect Michael Carrick and his players?

    Producers: Charlie Jones and Jake Liascos


    RUNNING ORDER:

    00:00 The most goal-filled Champions League week ever

    05:58 Man City 2-4 PSG

    11:00 Aston Villa 6-0 Fenerbahce with Luis Miguel Echegaray

    16:42 LASK 3-6 Liverpool

    19:58 Roma 3-4 Real Madrid

    24:27 Elsewhere in the Champions League

    28:44 The Premier League weekend

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    15 October 2026, 12:35 pm
  • 45 minutes 20 seconds
    Martinez unleashes on Man United board as Barca make it 10/10

    Lisandro Martinez didn't hold back in his post match interview after Man Utd's 2-0 loss to Atletico Madrid, attacking the club's board and director of football.


    Jimbo is joined by Julien Laurens, Liam Twomey & Art De Roche to break down Tuesday night's Champions League action.


    Arsenal left it late for the second time in a number of days, scoring three in six second half minutes to beat Lille 3-0. Viking provided the shock of the night, drawing 3-3 against Bayern, whilst Barca's attack was breathtaking in their 4-1 win over Galatasary.


    Plus a bad night for the Italian sides, the rest of Tuesday night's action and a look back at Coventry's win over Newcastle on Monday.


    Produced by Jesse Howard, Charlie Jones and Jake Liascos.


    •Part 1a - Tuesday night’s highlights (00.40)

    •Part 1b - The results (02.45)

    •Part 1c - Atletico Madrid 2-0 Man Utd (04.15)

    •Part 1d - Arsenal 3-0 Lille (13.07)

    •Part 2a - Viking 3-3 Bayern (19.52)

    •Part 2b - Galatasaray 1-4 Barca (25.00)

    •Part 2c - Inter 3-4 Brugge (28.40)

    •Part 2d - Villarreal 3-1 Napoli (31.30)

    •Part 2e - The rest of Tuesday night’s action (33.55)

    •Part 3a - Coventry 4-1 Newcastle (37.55)

    •Part 3b - Which PL manager is most in danger? (41.30)

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    14 October 2026, 11:56 am
  • 1 hour
    Vini's remarkable red + Man City welcome champions PSG

    The Euro Show is back after an international hiatus and there’s plenty to discuss with the return of the Champions League and yet more headline making for Vinicius Jr.


    Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Tom Williams, Seb Stafford-Bloor and a special cameo appearance from Pol Ballus ahead of some blockbuster Champions League clashes. It’s all eyes on the Etihad Stadium as Manchester City host holders PSG. What’s been the reaction to City’s charges across the rest of Europe?


    Meanwhile, Jose Mourinho’s Real Madrid go to his former club Roma with both teams having had star attackers sent off over the weekend: Donyell Malen seeing red at Como, while Vinicius Jr is dismissed for pulling Villarreal midfielder Nathan Saliba’s hair.


    Julian Alvarez has parted company with his long-term agent. What might that mean for Manchester United’s chances against Atletico Madrid?


    Plus, Bayern Munich concede the fastest goal in Bundesliga history in a 2-2 draw with Augsburg, as Freiburg go top of the table.


    Producer: Xavi Bird


    TIME CODES:

    6:30 - Moments of the week

    13:50 - Champions League Preview

    23:20 - La Liga with Pol Ballus

    35:30 - Serie A with James Horncastle

    43:45 - Ligue 1 with Tom Williams

    46:45 - Bundesliga with Seb Stafford-Bloor


    Get in touch with the show:


    Email: [email protected]

    X: @thetotallyshow

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    TikTok: @thetotallyshow

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    The Totally Football Show is with you four times a week this season, giving you all the football news you need to know - and plenty that you don't. We've got views, stats and analysis from the very best football writers around. It's smart, it's funny, and it's totally free – so listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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    13 October 2026, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    Liverpool 0-3 Man City - what does it mean?

    The most anticipated Premier League game for many years is won by Enzo Maresca’s men in controversial circumstances. Jimbo, Tom Williams, Adrian Clarke and Colin Millar try to make sense of it all.


    City make it six wins out of six against 10-man Liverpool at Anfield, the first loss for Andoni Iraola. What to make of this supreme start to the season when sanctions still hang in the air?


    Across Manchester, United fail to beat 10-man Spurs, who move off the bottom of the table. Michael Carrick overseeing United’s worst start to a season in 40 years.


    Champions Arsenal have to come from behind to beat Leeds while Chelsea continue to start incredibly fast with a 5-1 thrashing of Bournemouth.


    Elsewhere, it’s an unhappy return to Selhurst Park for Oliver Glasner, Brighton stay 3rd and Fulham stay winless after a late show from the Tractor Boys at Portman Road.


    Producers: Charlie Jones and Jake Liascos


    RUNNING ORDER:

    00:00 How do we all feel?

    04:47 Matchday 6 results

    06:09 Liverpool 0-3 Man City

    19:54 Hull 2-2 Everton

    22:17 Crystal Palace 3-1 Nottingham Forest

    27:15 Strange goings on in Europe

    30:55 Man United 1-1 Tottenham

    39:07 Chelsea 5-1 Bournemouth

    44:18 Arsenal 2-1 Leeds

    49:31 Sunderland 0-3 Brighton

    53:38 Aston Villa 2-2 Brentford

    55:10 Ipswich 2-1 Fulham

    57:18 More Hull Everton!

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    11 October 2026, 10:35 pm
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