- 21 minutes 34 secondsFloirdaman pulled over with 34 empty White Claw cans as his passenger. White couple decide to keep their Asian baby after IVF embryo mixup.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman gets out of jail and immediately steals a truck from the courthouse and leads police on a car chase. Floridaman arrested after trying to shoot down a drone that was owned and operated by the local police. White couple has IVF mixup but decides to keep their Asian baby that is not genetically their own. Floridaman arrested for DUI after police discover 34 opened White Claw cans in his car.
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19 June 2026, 10:27 pm - 21 minutes 6 secondsMan attacked by a gator after fleeing from police in a swamp. Doctors remove a 20cm bottle from man's rectum, he claims was "cleaning himself".
After running from police on foot, a Louisiana man is attacked by an alligator after jumping into a swamp. Minor league baseball team in Pennsylvania canceled a Pride Night ballgame after players refused to wear a rainbow. Doctors removed a 20cm bottle from a man's rectum after it got stuck while he was "cleaning himself".
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18 June 2026, 10:50 pm - 20 minutes 59 secondsScottish soccer fans drank all the beer in Boston. China claims foreign "spy turtles" are monitoring their seas.
Scottish soccer fans drank all the beer in downtown Boston. Data shows there's groups of men that pee in the sink and call it a "movement". China claims foreign intelligence agencies are spying on them by using Spy Turtles and Spy Fish.
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17 June 2026, 9:26 pm - 18 minutes 3 secondsDog shoots at a neighbor, destroys a gaming computer. Canadian man arrested for drunk kayaking.
Canadian man arrested for drunk kayaking. Study suggests the iPhone invention is responsible for the declining birthrates in US. Gaming PC saves owners life after bullet's fired by a neighbor's dog.
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16 June 2026, 10:31 pm - 21 minutes 19 secondsLemonade stand robbed at gunpoint, children shook. Enemy lesbian nuns quit a convent and get married in Brazil.
Child's lemonade stand armed at gunpoint in South Boston. Enemy lesbian nuns quit the convent and marry each other. Study of 10 million couples show no link between zodiac signs and marriage.
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15 June 2026, 7:56 pm - 19 minutes 46 secondsFloridaman crashed his SUV, carjacked a woman, and stole fries from a child at Chick Fil-A. Floridaman arrested for burglary on his way to court to face previous charge of burglary.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman performed an intimate act with himself outside his car at a McDonald's in Disneyland. Floridaman arrested for burglary on his way to court to face previous charge of burglary. Florida woman arrested after selling homemade wine out of a cooler at a childrens' soccer tournament. Floridaman crashed his SUV, carjacked a woman, and stole fries from a child at Chick Fil-A.
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12 June 2026, 9:32 pm - 18 minutes 5 secondsMan had rare triple penis, scientists discover. Jesus has an energy drink, too.
Welcome to the world of Christian energy drinks (What would Jesus drink?). Supermarket in NZ recalls a product called Death by Chicken over salmonella concerns. Man who donated his body to science after death had a rare triple penis.
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11 June 2026, 10:17 pm - 19 minutesSatanic rituals, forced marriage and an Olive Garden. Vagina Museum complains visitors keep stealing their MILF exhibit.
Man arrested at an Olive Garden for forcing a woman to marry him and injuring her in a Satanic ritual. The Vagina Museum complains that visitors keep stealing the MILF magnet. Girlfriend caught cheating with her cousin on the cat litter box's built in camera.
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10 June 2026, 9:46 pm - 18 minutes 31 secondsUniversity president tells students to end their lives in commencement speech. US federal bug agency is infested with bed bugs.
University president tells graduating student body to kill themselves during commencement speech. US Federal bug agency is infested with bedbugs. Elderly man arrested after stealing an elevator door and cutting it up with a chainsaw in his apartment.
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9 June 2026, 10:26 pm - 20 minutes 39 secondsCelebrity dog was stolen and sold to a restaurant to be eaten. Taco truck called TNT Tacos exploded.
Mailman arrested for driving drunk while on the job. Celebrity dog with over 1 million followers was stolen and sold to a restaurant to be eaten. Taco truck called TNT Tacos exploded in Tennessee.
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8 June 2026, 11:08 pm - 25 minutes 23 secondsFloridaman shoots himself in the groin at Walmart. Floridaman gets face bit by an alligator then sues.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shoots himself in the groin while shopping in Walmart. Floridaman filed a lawsuit after an alligator bites his face off. Rap lyrics in a yearbook leads to suspension of a Florida school principal. Florida woman arrested after stealing $15 vibrator from Walmart.
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