Summer is OVER crusaders, WELCOME FALL! Snooki finally had her first drink post-surgery, meanwhile Joey is sipping on the streets, popping off at the US Open, and spending the last remnants of summer on a yacht. Snooki kicks off product show and tell with a secret gift in the mail from none other than Kristin Cavallari’s “Uncommon James.” While Joey shows off his new defense mechanism against the ravaging fruit flies in his kitchen. These are the products of adult dreams. Things are heating up in Hollywood as Leah Remini is set to join the Season 16 cast of ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.’ Speaking of queens, Celine Dion is kicking off her final tour and it’s already selling out. And if our hearts weren’t already heavy losing Hayden Panettiere, we’ve lost a legend in Tim Curry and our North Star in Dolly Parton. Joey reminds us to celebrate the people we love everyday, sharing the kind and wise words of Dolly and the immense impact she made on all of us.

As the September Shift makes its move, Snooki and Joey are in full preparation for Fall, making their way to Home Goods and TJ Maxx. Joey predicts a ‘90s nostalgia Christmas theme takeover as we’re craving some home and comfort. We’re talking plastic Santas and tacky colorful lights. We’re here for the kitschy tchotchkes and done with over-romanticizing beige luxury. And no home fall transformation is complete without binging ‘Gilmore Girls’ or ‘The Craft.’ Finally, Bethenny Frankel made it to Burning Man, as if the besties are over the heat, they just have to say, they’re not festival people, but good luck Bethenny.

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Crusaders! Summer is officially OVER! We’re closing out the sweaty season with a full recovery for Snooki and, exciting news besties, her first drink in weeks! Round of applause for making it through surgery and your dry season, Snooki. Meanwhile, Joey’s had the worst summer of his life and if you thought he was being dramatic, he’s ready to spill his secret that will even devastate Snooki. We’re talking police and detectives on the scene. We are OVER IT, good riddance summer, we are fully decked out for fall! Not everyone was having a chaotic summer, Joey’s boyfriend Billy went viral on TikTok, Noah Beck has reportedly been following the trend, all the way from Paris.

Hulu’s ‘The Shards’ is getting confusing, the duo talk ‘80s glam on set and are asking… where’s the horror? Meanwhile ‘Dancing with the Stars’ is casting quite the lineup, Snooki is hoping for a Julia Stiles vs. Jenna Dewan dance off! Then bestie shares her regrets on donating her iconic ‘Jersey Shore’ outfits. What a sin. Everything from spiked bracelets to rhinestoned sunglasses are making a comeback… as vintage. And speaking of iconic luxury looks, Snooki dismisses the rumors and the haters concerning her Gucci bags. Set ‘em straight mawma! While Joey breaks down the cultural shift with Gen Z trading luxury for experiences. And no episode would be complete without our messy mawmas on the hotline, calling in from ex-boyfriends with fetishes to kink play. Oh and someone wilded out and terrorized a McDonald’s on a 3 a.m. drunken hunger hunt… we’ve all been there. Right?

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Almost three weeks out from major surgery, Snooki joins us post-op to give the full inside scoop on having a hysterectomy and the reality behind recovery. Snooki has learned through her “hyster-sister” community that major surgery requires major downtime, what was initially understood as a two-week healing period is actually two months. Bestie breaks down the truth from having her organs rearranged to never having her period again. Meanwhile, Joey gives us a life update from Piki’s second birthday to his new favorite drink of the summer. While Joey has been sipping wine, Snooki is officially completing her first dry month. What better reward is there post-surgery recovery than a dry martini?

As ‘Jersey Shore: Family Vacation’ is coming to its close, Snooki talks ending speculation and TikTok easter eggs. It’s been 15 years of growing up on the Shore, are we really ready to say goodbye to what started it all? Speaking of TV, Snooki and Joey catch us up on their latest binges from Hulu’s ‘The Shards’ to Emmy Rossum’s new ‘Furious.’ Did we forget to mention that Joey is premiering on Hulu? We’re leveling up! And in the world of celebrity, all of us experienced a great loss in Hayden Panettiere, the woman we all grew up with and who stood up for all women as she herself experienced postpartum depression, trauma, and grief. A hero on and off the screen, Snooki and Joey remember their dear friend and all her kindnesses. We love you Hayden, rest in peace our Ice Princess and Queen.

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Mawmas, while Snooki is in recovery mode from major surgery, our besties have left us another gift. A guide to the 2000s, with an all-inclusive flash back leaving us yearning for a time long ago (not that long though, we’re not that old). First, our besties are protesting the long, overheated summer. It’s time for the holidays! Speaking of sweaty summers, the two talk hygiene routines: it’s morning vs. evening showers. Then we’re on a wild ride to the past. Long before soul cycle, we had tanning salons for community, where befriending the receptionist was the key to your social life. It’s a mystery how we didn’t damage our skin and yet we’re claimed to be the youngest looking generation.

After baking all day in the artificial sun and spa, we hit the parking lots, chain smoking and cranking CDs, pregaming on cheap jet fuel by the names of Cisco and Four Loko to get our nights going and save a few dollars. We were broke back in the day, and this was before $30 cocktails. The best part? The after party…at your local Mickey D’s…Taco Bell, Burger King, and White Castle. Why choose? And no 2000s tour is complete without a book club read from our favorite adopted Chilean author…Snooki Polizzi’s Confessions of a Guidette. The ULTIMATE guide to Y2K fashion era including tacky jewelry, four inch heels (minimum), and what it means to be a Meatball.

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This week Snooki is down and out, recovering from her recent hysterectomy, so she and Joey did what any bestie would do, record ahead of time, with their most toxic episode yet. They would never leave us hanging, even with major surgery on the line. The duo is over summer, ready to hang Christmas lights and are packing their bags for a ghouls weekend to Salem. Spoilers ahead! Snooki and Joey breakdown Netflix’s hit documentary ‘A Toxic Love Story,’ with their background in true crime, they saw the truth through all the twists and turns. Our besties know a toxic man when they see one. The duo address a tough conversation, the Lindsay Clancy case, a tragedy that has many divided. Snooki and Joey are heartbroken over the loss of these three children and call out the healthcare system that failed this family, reminding us that mental health needs to be taken seriously.

Snooki and Joey get honest about growing up and growing older. The elderly joys of getting to bed earlier and taking naps, while having to turn down the music in order to think, and the excitement we get when finding cheaper groceries. Then Joey gets candid about making friends as an adult. Dating apps are turning to friendship finds and we’re here for the connection. Speaking of toxic men, our Crusaders called in with some of their nastiest stories and their exes who never deserved them. Oh mawmas, we’ve got your back, unlike your man.

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Crusaders, the lights are out! At least for Joey anyway. This week our besties are manifesting a big career and big money for Joey, as he needs his electricity and Netflix. Meanwhile, Snooki prepares for her upcoming surgery, breaking down all the self-care gadgetry from laxatives to body binders, to help keep herself comfortable, and hopefully, pain free. Keep the recommendations coming, crusaders. The duo doubles down on streaming channels everywhere, demanding that if we’re going to binge our shows, at least let’s be able to watch them every year. Who has time to wait two years for a new season?

Our besties question what would social media have been like if millennials had them in our teenage years. One thing is for certain, we’d all end up in jail. As for millennials today, Myspace is apparently making a comeback! Are we ready for another round of “My Top 8”? The besties go even harder with old school quizzes from YM Magazine and BuzzFeed. Crusaders, how well do you know your 2000s MTV shows? Snooki and Joey get spooked on this week’s hotline, from zombie roosters to unavailable “businessmen,” the duo are dealing out their best advice. On this week’s Confession Sessions, sponsored by Hard Rock Bet, Joey literally spills the beans, while Snooki reveals her secret catfishing scheme. Hello chat rooms? The 2000s are calling and Snooki and Joey have answered.

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This week our besties are crashing out HARD. The road to recovery looks like admitting we have bad days, giving ourselves the room to rant and taking the rest we need to get back on track. Joey takes a night out in SoHo at the exclusive Ludlow House, and Snooki shares her latest obsession, ZBiotics, a pre-drink shot for the elderly millennial to keep the party going and the hangovers gone. Joey’s mother is trying to contact him beyond the grave, while the bestie duo bonds over their newest signature summer fragrances.

As Snooki’s surgery date fast approaches, she reflects on the last year navigating her journey with cervical cancer, highlighting the importance of making your doctor appointments to opening up about the scary feelings of surgery. Joey chats about all the newest celebrity collabs, from Hailey Bieber and Gap to Merit and The Ritz Carlton, while Nicole pops off and calls out judgmental crusaders.

The duo round out the conversation with their weekly Confession Sessions, sponsored by Hard Rock Bet, sharing that it’s okay to not be okay and that we need to let go of guilt when it comes to taking rest days. Snooki is a firm believer of bed rotting…who wouldn’t be, being a mother of three, with multiple businesses and battling cancer.

And crusaders, somebody please buy Joey’s chairs.

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After a hellacious week, the besties are back, even if it’s a few days delayed! Snooki is finally on the road to recovery after throwing out her back. The reality star shares that six vodka drinks and 38 years of age does not mix well with trampoline acrobatics. And while we’re at it, why not throw in a quick trip to Canada, with multiple flight cancellations due to the ongoing, tragic fires. Meanwhile, Joey gives us the down and dirty inside from the ESPY Awards, styled head to toe by The Black Tux.

For all those who tuned in last week, we’re FINALLY getting an answer on who spilled Snooki’s wedding secrets! Not to mention a few details on Snooki’s upcoming surgery. The besties reminisce on the days before AI, when we’d rearrange our rooms and make believe we could be anything. And no episode is complete without our newest Netflix discussion, this week it’s ‘Shipwrecked: Nightmare at Sea.’ The idea of Snooki at sea is out of the question, unless you’re Bravo asking her for a guest spot on ‘Below Deck.’ Andy Cohen, are you there?

We finish things off with a hot take in this week’s Confession Sessions, sponsored by Hard Rock Bet. Joey sounds off on being a jealous queen, while Snooki refuses to shop and steal.

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Snooki and Joey catch up on their wild Fourth of July weekends that included tornados, new meds, and the start of 20 home projects. Plus, Joey had a front row seat from his Manhattan apartment as Ivan Kuznetsov and Angela Nikolau, the Russian couple from the Netflix documentary ‘Skywalkers: A Love Story,’ climbed the Empire State Building.

Then the pair pivot to Taylor Swift’s Madison Square Garden wedding to Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce. The besties also catch up on their weekly Netflix binges, including Jonathan Tucker’s ‘I Will Find You,’ and share why he is one of many dream guests for the podcast. Then Joey pops off on Amazon’s Alexa and Snooki shares why she makes up imaginary scenarios in her head to left off steam.

Finally, in this week’s Confessions Sessions, sponsored by Hard Rock Bet, Joey confesses his recent binge and the feeling of letting our bodies breathe, while Nicole breaks her no drinking oath.

0:00 Joey’s New Meds
7:16 Tornado Watch
15:55 Empire State Climbers
19:52 ESPY Awards Outfit Check
28:20 Taylor Swift’s Wedding
36:24 Snooki’s Wedding Secret
40:07 Netflix Shows
44:10 Guest Talk
49:26 Digital and Imaginary Arguments
1:02:12 Confession Sessions
1:07:31 Joey’s Jams Update

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SURPRISE! JWOWW got married! What Nicole thought was a screening and dinner turned into a ‘Beauty and the Beast’-themed surprise wedding with 50 of her closest friends. Snooki spills all the behind-the-scenes tea from her ‘Jersey Shore’ castmate’s big day, from the suspense before the ceremony to the afterparty—even the Mayor attended!

The family keeps growing as Snooki officially becomes a lizard mom and Joey checks in with a medication makeover. Summer is in full swing and Snooki's Shore House is open for business (paparazzi photos and all), and the besties sound off on Meta glasses and the creeps abusing the technology. Plus, Joey's Jams are finally here!

Taylor Frankie Paul of 'The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives’ and ‘The Bachelorette’ has Joey fired all the way up with the return of her show, he refuses to participate in watching this, as he puts it, “adulterous nightmare.” And one true crime story leads to another as the besties spiral into asking: what is wrong with people?! Breaking down Netflix’s new ‘Maternal Instincts,’ discussing the Nancy Guthrie case and Snooki’s latest TikTok rabbit-hole find: a mother murdered, grilled and eaten by her family. Again, the besties call out, what is wrong with people?!

The Crusaders absolutely delivered on this week's Hotline with blackout hookups, wild fetishes, and messy dilemmas, inspiring Nicole and Joey to share a few confessions of their own in Confession Sessions, sponsored by Hard Rock Bet—including Nicole's shocking admission that she's learned to coexist with a bathroom spider. Talk about real growth!

The besties are back, more chaotic, more unfiltered, and somehow even more unhinged than last week.

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Snooki and Joey are back in their coziest bestie era, recovering from Father’s Day weekend at the shore, while Joey gives us the lowdown on his latest LASIK surgery and how he’s one cosmetic procedure away from becoming a full-time patient. The besties debate alcohol vs. THC drinks and the freedom of a hangover-free morning.

With her 20th high school reunion coming up, Snooki is entering her “is this a midlife crisis?” era, complete with new tattoos and piercings. The two then trip down memory lane: the wonder of being a millennial and turning any ditch into a party, drinking in cemeteries and blacking out in fields, only to show up to work and pass out in the bathroom. They question Gen Z’s choices of bone broth and regulated cortisol levels over the carefree era of millennial degenerates.

Plus, 'Jersey Shore' is back at MTV Thursdays, Joey’s lifelong dream of becoming an e-bike ambassador, their latest obsessions and nighttime routines. Followed by a new Confession Sessions, where Snooki and Joey bond over post-booze binge eating. 4,000 calories in one sitting, yes please, mawmas.

0:00 LASIK Updates
7:50 Fathers Day Weekend
15:58 Millennial Midlife Crisis
24:57 Nighttime Routine
31:55 Joey, e-Bike Ambassador
36:09 Obsessions: Beauty and Snacks
48:06 Let’s talk TV
51:33 All About Health
56:43 Confession Sessions

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