It's Friday, October 2nd, 2026 and here is your weird news update featuring some of the odd, and fun things from the news. This is What a Weird Week.
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10 Low Speed Chase results in tortoise being apprehended. 'no sense of urgency'

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/09/28/tortoise-Jefferson-County-Colorado/9431790610409/ and video https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1398997041768715

9 Dish soap as good as hospital disinfectant?!

https://studyfinds.com/dish-soap-cut-bacteria-on-used-medical-gear-as-well-as-hospital-grade-disinfectant/

8 Would you eat evil Ranch Dressing from a glow-in-the-dark bottle? Yes, of course you would.

https://www.hiddenvalley.com/products/ranch-condiments/ranch-flavors/spooky-ranch/

7 Meet the most magnificent of the Fat Bears.

https://www.popsci.com/environment/backpack-fat-bear-week-winner-2026/

6 New shape invented. I'm calling it Shark Fin Throwing Star.

https://www.popsci.com/science/new-geometry-shape-polyhedron/

5 Are blueberries moodberries? (copyright 2026, Weird Week Inc.)

https://studyfinds.com/daily-blueberries-lift-mood/

4 New Jersey road shark?! Yes.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/09/30/shark-flooded-road-Surf-City-new-jersey/2471790789410/

3 Handstand ... while on fire.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/09/30/austria-guinness-world-records-handstand-full-body-burn/2261790782974/

2 AI image leads to charges in Singapore. Could this happen to you?

https://kuwaittimes.com/article/50632/world/singapore-charges-man-over-fake-ai-crocodile-picture/

1 More Diamond Talk from the Diamond Park.

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/weird-news/2026/10/02/arkansas-gem-hunter-says-he-found-what-may-be-a-1-million-diamond/

Hi friends, I'm Scott and here is your weird news update featuring some of the odd, and fun things from the news. This is What a Weird Week.
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10 a $30 painting is expected to get a quarter million at auction!! https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/09/18/painting-estate-sale-Gertrude-Abercrombie/3931789753677/ and video link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO-Eb-0_Zms

9 Enormous Slim Jim snaps world record, wins hearts* (*mine) https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/09/17/guinness-world-records-slim-jim/1191789667547/ and video link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUbxwOzTehY

8 Which preschooler should you trust to not steal a cut of the profits in your money-laundering scheme? TL;DR The blinky preschooler. https://studyfinds.com/preschoolers-who-blink-more-often-show-stronger-self-control-study-finds/

7 We're mentally tapped-out, how do we take back the night? https://talkerresearch.com/mental-load-at-max-capacity-for-over-half-of-americans/

6 Energy drinks that look and taste like beer, but are not beer. https://www.fooddive.com/news/c4-energy-drink-beer-all-hopped-up/830891/

5 Small child sets new record in Rubik's Cubing! Women's World Record broken by 6-year-old, solved in under 4.5 seconds!

4 Fat bears break the internet. https://www.popsci.com/environment/record-setting-fat-bear-week-turnout-overloads-voting-site/

BONUS: What is Rumble Rims and why did they settle for that name? (Because it sounds like a car accessory that my neighbors are gonna hate.) https://www.trendhunter.com/trends/infrared-eye-tracking

3 What's that sound? Treasure!?

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/puzzling-sound-backyard-leads-homeowner-massive-1000-year-old-treasure

2 I can't believe it's not Butter has a mascot named Tubz who might be a self help guru. https://www.adweek.com/creativity/with-a-self-help-book-i-cant-believe-its-not-butter-aims-to-inspire-america/

1 Robot garbage can/ trash bin?! Caution! Might be robot uprising. https://www.yahoo.com/news/world/articles/japans-busiest-rail-station-tests-092528450.html

It's Friday, Sept 18th, 2026 and here is your weird news update featuring some of the odd, and fun things from the news. This is What a Weird Week.
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10 Bouncing and Solving: it's a way of life. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/09/11/canada-Guinness-World-Records-rubiks-cube-pogo-stick/5691789143596/ and the video link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poAcEireE5U

9 Slow Jogs and Brain Scans. https://studyfinds.com/a-very-slow-jog-may-be-all-it-takes-to-lift-mood-and-sharpen-focus/

8 Yellowstone Lost and Found. https://www.popsci.com/environment/yellowstone-national-park-lost-hats-summer-2026/

7 Ladies, is this survey about bras your truth? https://talkerresearch.com/nearly-3-in-5-women-ditch-bras-as-soon-as-they-get-home/

6 Lady demolishes Giant Burrito. https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-sports/professional-eater-inhales-burrito-reclaim-title-worlds-fastest

Honorable Mention: Scientists disagreeing on basic stuff? https://www.popsci.com/science/physicist-big-bang-survey/

5 I love the smell of chocolate in the morning (on leg day). https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/09/260914102445.htm

4 Solving World Hunger and Plastic Waste through new cookie technology! https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/09/260912220033.htm

3 Girl Scout Cookies for Dogs. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/how-sweet-girl-scouts-cookies-are-going-to-the-dogs_n_6aa1a0fae4b030763605fed8

2 Peanut Butter Floor Followup. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/dutch-peanut-butter-artwork-proves-092951043.html

Bonus: Mini Horses as therapy?! Yes. It's science. https://studyfinds.com/teens-felt-calmer-three-minutes-mini-horse-donkey/

Bonus: Silent Mode for Phones doesn't do what you think it does. https://studyfinds.com/what-keeping-phone-on-silent-says-about-you-2180/

1 Firefighters rescue man, mow his lawn. https://people.com/firefighters-finish-mowing-mans-lawn-after-he-s-rushed-to-the-emergency-room-12113394

It's Friday, Sept 4th, 2026 and here is your weird news update featuring some of the weird, odd, and fun things from the news. This is What a Weird Week.
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10 Which coffee is best on stress?? (Not so fast, DeCaf). https://www.psypost.org/regular-coffee-beats-decaf-in-protecting-the-brain-from-chronic-stress-mouse-study-finds/  

9 RoboRoach! https://spectrum.ieee.org/cyborg-rescue-roach  8 Duct-tape flight story. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/05/us/american-airlines-passenger-duct-tape.html 
 
7 Grave digging Race. https://apnews.com/article/grave-digging-contest-hungary-funerals-6e8dd952bec0d1a244eb0194a397d2bf
 
6 Lady makes statue out of Doritos, world reacts. https://www.azfamily.com/2026/09/03/mesa-mom-builds-7-foot-lady-chipperty-out-doritos-shot-250000/ 
 
5 Pumpkin Spice Disaster? https://studyfinds.com/pumpkin-spice-latte-worst-drink-fall-coffee-shop-menu/
 
4 Yes, I would grow grass in the living room if it meant less anxiety. https://studyfinds.com/traditional-japanese-floor-eases-stress/
 
3 Freaky Spider-Snake *Trigger warning. https://www.popsci.com/environment/snake-fake-spider-on-tail-hunt/
 
2 World's Largest Hair Dryer is a masterpiece. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/09/10/Guinness-World-Records-book-new-titles/8281789059748/
 
1 Fast Frisbee Golf Makes Headlines. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/09/09/Guinness-World-Records-David-Rush-disc-golf/8671788975951/
 

It's Friday, Sept 4th, 2026 and here is your weird news update featuring weird, odd, and fun things from the news. This is What a Weird Week. Show notes page is shownotes.page. Stream and Subscribe HERE.  

10 Uh Oh, your smartwatch might be terrible at keeping track of how many calories ya burned. https://www.popsci.com/health/smartwatch-calories-burned-overestimate/

9 #StuffYouMissedInHistoryClass Popular Science article focuses on how King Tut had a big dumper. https://www.popsci.com/science/king-tut-buried-with-underwear-weirdest-thing-podcast/

8 Crater of Diamonds State Park continues to live up to its name. https://www.foxnews.com/travel/grandfather-finds-hidden-treasure-plain-sight-park-officials-dumbfounded-discovery

7 Mystery Statue uncovered in backyard. https://www.foxnews.com/travel/stunned-couple-unearths-150-pound-mystery-hidden-beneath-backyard-decades

6 Gassy in Grade 2? This teacher has a solution. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/georgia-second-grade-teachers-solution-for-students-who-have-to-fart-goes-viral_n_6a90734fe4b0a36cb9588da4

5 Chicken heisted from the chicken delivery truck while the chicken truck was moving. https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/gang-pulls-off-fast-furious-style-heist-to-steal-300lbs-of-frozen-chicken-from-moving-truck-3403665/

4 The parrot seems happy... or embarrassed? or sarcastic maybe? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kybtLSV4IVM?feature=share

3 Jumping dog breaks record. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/09/02/canada-Guinness-World-Records-dog-jumps-human-backs-one-minute/6581788360056/

2 Darryl Parker attains world sock dominance. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/09/01/Guinness-World-Records-socks-collection/1621788280670/

1 Loch Ness Monster Sightings increased in 2026. #swish https://metro.co.uk/2026

It's Friday, Aug 28, 2026 and here is your weird news update featuring some of the weird news, odd stories, and fun things from the news A YEAR AGO. This is What a Weird Week: a special rebroadcast because I am on assignment this week. Show notes page is shownotes.page. Stream and Subscribe HERE.

10 Wet-sponges-to-the-face World Domination.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/28/Guinness-World-Records-David-Rush-wet-sponges/5821756400678/

9 World Records to Break TODAY!

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/gwr70

Quiz https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/gwr70/record-selector

8 Japanese City Considers Limiting Smartphone Use

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/26/japan-Toyoake-Japan-smartphone-screen-time-ordinance/3391756229235/

7 Missing Art discovered in House-for-Sale Listing?!

https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/27/americas/argentina-painting-looted-nazi-intl-latam

6 Does Talking 'Bout Money get you all revved up?

https://studyfinds.org/modern-romance-young-adults-turned-on-by-salary-talk-on-dates/

Cheap Date Ideas https://www.theadventurechallenge.com/blogs/news/cheap-date-ideas

5 Hurricanes may now go up to 6 in severity

https://www.livescience.com/planet-earth/hurricanes/now-is-the-time-hurricane-category-6-could-be-introduced-under-new-storm-severity-scale

4 Glow-in-the-Dark plants could save us all.

https://www.livescience.com/planet-earth/plants/chinese-scientists-create-multicolored-glow-in-the-dark-succulents-that-recharge-in-sunlight and the video https://youtu.be/cqfNVUNEfZo

3 Haunted Soda Pop!

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/fanta-teams-universal-pictures-blumhouse-080000039.html

2 Rare Blue Dragons Attack! *citation needed re attack

https://www.sciencealert.com/stunning-but-dangerous-rare-blue-dragons-are-forcing-beaches-to-close and here's a video of what they look like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbNDk6sPdx4

1 Smelling Rose Scent seems to increase gray matter.

https://www.sciencealert.com/smelling-this-one-specific-scent-can-boost-the-brains-gray-matter

1 Listen to this song while eating chocolate. Do it for science.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/27/lifestyle/one-song-makes-chocolate-taste-even-sweeter/

It's Friday, Aug 21, 2026 and here is your weird news update featuring some of the weird news odd stories and fun things from the news. This is What a Weird Week.
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10 T-shirt world record involved a cool cast of characters. Link https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/17/Guinness-World-Records-David-Rush-T-shirt-folding-relay-team-12/2181786985115/ and video link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xaj25wtSP_Q&t=11s

9 Blindfolded Potato Head assembly world domination. Link https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/13/Guinness-World-Records-Mr-Potato-Head-blindfolded/3321786638141/

8 Woman has pretty bad day capped off with parking ticket. Link https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/361021333/woman-dies-comes-back-life-gets-parking-ticket

7 Fancy perfume is turned into dessert, world reacts. Links: https://www.trendhunter.com/trends/plum-sorbet

6 More coffee research that doesn't seem too shabby. Link: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/08/260819041228.htm#google_vignette

5 Lady writes many words on small paper, world reacts. Link: https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2026/8/woman-etches-her-name-into-record-books-by-squeezing-150-words-on-to-one-tiny-sticky-note

4 The googly-eyed thing turned out to be very rare. Link: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/08/17/thylacine-bristol-taxidermy-auction-cranfield/

3 Jellyfish Museum. Link: https://apnews.com/article/florida-jellyfish-museum-42ce970d4d7bc9c5e2e20e061cb7829b

2 Belgium Basement Bullion. Link: https://nypost.com/2026/08/14/lifestyle/builders-find-10-million-in-gold-during-brewery-renovation/

1 Robot Sparks! Link: https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/watch-humanoid-robot-snaps-in-half-after-full-speed-crash-at-robot-olympics-training-11938808

It's Friday, Aug 14, 2026 and here is your weird news update featuring some of the odd and fun things from the news. This is What a Weird Week.
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10 Bodybuilder who didn't exercise finishes last, world reacts. Link: https://generationiron.com/man-drank-took-steroids-bodybuilding/ and Video Link: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Db04r4gSf2p/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

9 Catching up on last week's news, the nude dining promotion. Link: https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/dine-free-florida-steakhouse-offers-nude-dining/

8 and this one, the speed cuber in a blindfold. How is this possible?? Link: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/30/Guinness-World-Records-rubiks-cube-blindfolded/3061785433709/ and the Video Link: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=4584663551817768

7 Flight cancelled after child refuses seat belt. At least they didn't light up a smoke on board, right?! Link: https://abcnews.com/International/wireStory/porter-airlines-flight-canada-canceled-after-child-refuses-135505204

6 Possible grim reaper fined, world reacts. Link: https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/man-arrested-staring-people-roof-152327700.html and the Video Link: https://youtube.com/shorts/kXLd1a7iUVo?si=55s_17dCOoYYNonq

5 Goosey, a hero. Link: https://www.khou.com/article/news/local/goose-fort-bend-county-fire/285-bac26c47-a347-4609-a6ee-305a5b2bfa88 and here's the Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xitr8WFpW2w

4 Fried Chicken Oreo Cookies!? Link: https://nerdist.com/article/kfc-collaborates-oreo-fried-chicken-cookie/ and the Video Link: https://youtube.com/shorts/knmxtdEXHdo

3 another one we were going to cover last week ... Workers at garbage facility help find winning lotto ticket for luckiest person to ever have thrown out a lotto ticket. Link: https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/italian-garbagemen-help-recover-lost-1m-euro-lottery-ticket/

Bonus: How bad was the production though??? Link: https://people.com/man-admits-to-faking-threatening-texts-to-himself-to-get-out-of-working-on-local-rocky-horror-picture-show-production-12035457

2 Hoopin' domination! Link: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/08/11/Guinness-World-Records-hula-hoops-suspended-upside-down/6711786463980/ and the video link: https://youtu.be/jNpADYFdU7I?si=oagVqCQj44xl2PLP

1 NASA takes time out to explain that gravity would not be shutting off on Gravity Shut Off Day. Link: https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/nasa-forced-to-debunk-viral-claim-earth-will-lose-gravity-for-seven-seconds-today-3397670/

It's Friday, Aug 7, 2026 and here is an unexpected repeat from a year ago because of technical difficulties.

A weird news update from 2025 featuring some of the odd and fun things from the news. This is What a Weird Week (show notes: shownotes.page).

Potatoes are Tomatoes. It's Science.

https://www.livescience.com/planet-earth/evolution/tomatoes-randomly-mated-with-another-plant-9-million-years-ago-the-result-potatoes

New Addition to Stuff to Worry About: Radioactive Wasps

https://www.popsci.com/environment/radioactive-wasp-nest/ and also https://www.facebook.com/reel/4225602121097433

Video Games Linked to Boost in Kid IQ

https://www.sciencealert.com/playing-video-games-has-an-unexpected-effect-on-kids-iq-study-discovers

Squonkapalooza: A Festival to Cheer Up that sad ol' Squonk

https://nypost.com/2025/08/02/us-news/pas-ugliest-saddest-pig-the-squonk-needs-festival-cheer/

Most Expensive Labubu Doll Fuels Labubu Mania

https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/worlds-most-expensive-labubu-doll-sold-for-125-times-its-original-price-9010811

Comedian Matt Rife now owns world's most haunted doll

https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/us-comedian-buys-ed-and-lorraine-warrens-home-and-museum-becomes-legal-guardian-of-demonic-annabelle-doll-9009577

Paddleboarding Pooches Break Records

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/01/UK-Dog-Surfing-Championship-paddleboard-records/1591754070614/

New Tarantula Genus 'Satyrex' Discovered with Record-Long [redacted]

https://www.livescience.com/animals/spiders/it-seems-that-size-really-does-matter-males-of-4-never-before-seen-tarantula-species-have-record-long-genitalia

Scientists Find Asteroid Impact More Likely to Kill Than Rabies

https://www.sciencealert.com/youre-more-likely-to-die-from-an-asteroid-than-rabies-scientists-find

Giant, Cat-sized Rat Discovered in England Sparks Calls for Action

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/05/massive-rat-Eston-North-Yorkshire-England/6271754424099/

Denmark Zoo Asks for Pet Donations to Feed Predators

https://abcnews.go.com/International/denmark-zoo-asks-people-donate-pets-feed-predators/story?id=124367988

Keep talking to your Sunflower, Alex!

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/06/Guinness-World-Records-tallest-sunflower/5901754496391/

It's Friday, July 31, 2026 and here is your weird news update featuring some of the odd and fun things from the news. This is What a Weird Week (show notes: shownotes.page).

10 How big is the largest jellyfish in the world? I mean, scary but not terrifying.

Link: https://www.popsci.com/environment/worlds-largest-jellyfish-cape-cod/

Video: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Da-4F7iO_Y5/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

9 Are we going to be growing back our tooth enamel soon or what? (asking for a friend)

Link: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/07/260717033046.htm

8 Did Katy Perry eventually get out of the large water bottle? Yes, yes she did.

Link: https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/music/2026/07/29/katy-perry-crowd-surfing-bottle-stuck-isle-of-mtv-malta/91099269007/

Video: https://youtu.be/T7jN1KrSC50?si=HT9EmLCwEuKj6-z-

7 Does watching TV too much really shrink your brain?

Link: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/07/260721000822.htm

6 Catching up with da Bears.

Link: https://www.foxnews.com/us/black-bear-caught-video-wanders-southern-california-water-district-office-pushing-open-front-door

5 Breaking wind news: what is normal? NY Post asks so we don't have to.

Link: https://nypost.com/2026/07/23/health/how-much-we-fart-in-a-day-and-which-age-group-is-gassiest/

4 Groundhog Only Fans Page. Wait, how many groundhogs have access to the internet?

Link: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/marmot-research-funding-onlyfans_n_6a67e275e4b02c67a5ad9ed4

3 Space Needle Parachute Jump!

Link: https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/weird-news/2026/07/26/seattle-police-are-searching-for-two-men-who-parachuted-from-the-space-needle/

2 Captain Stinky draws the Fool Card: Pet owners in the headlines for giving their pets tarot-card-readings.

Link: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/articles/south-koreans-turn-tarot-glean-010807577.html

Bonus: Study Finds Headline: "The Simple PowerPoint Trick That Improved Student Test Scores". Is it really simple though, because I need it to be really simple.

Link: https://studyfinds.com/powerpoint-trick-improved-learning/

Bonus: Listening to the birds sing linked to stress relief. But how long? Because I can only spare ten minutes for those birds.

Link: https://studyfinds.com/10-minutes-birdsong-forest-stress-relief/

Highway Pickle Spill.

Link: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/24/pickle-spill-State-Route-316-Pickaway-County-Ohio/2231784910787/

Shark Tattoo Record.

Link: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/24/Guinness-World-Records-shark-tattoos/6641784906928/

It's Friday, July 24th, 2026 and here are ten weird things from this week's news. Hi friends, I'm Scott and this is What a Weird Week, a show about the weird news and interesting stuff that happened this week. See bottom of shownotes page for a transcript of the podcast episode. To Subscribe/ get in touch/ other/ see www.shownotes.page. Thanks for rating and reviewing along with subscribing! These are the shownotes for Season 7, Ep 30.

10 Loch Ness Monster caught on camera?!

Story / Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozfPn7fA5Gw

9 The Dog Bank Machine/ Pooch ATM

Story Link: https://www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/article/no-pin-required-atm-for-dogs-in-vancouvers-west-end/

Video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RB8Jm3PueRw

8 the air conditioned mouse (sounds like a children's book, doesn't it?)

Link: https://www.trendhunter.com/trends/feinmann-f01-noctua

7 Kevlar boots!

Link: https://www.trendhunter.com/trends/arcteryx-konseal-trek-boot

6 Mysterious noise ... identified?

Link: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/07/260719040002.htm

5 More good news from coffee researchers.

Link: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/07/260719035927.htm

4 the allegation is nude train surfing.

Link: https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-allegedly-rode-naked-atop-moving-locomotive-busted-bizarre-train-stunt-sheriff

3 the journalist and the cockroach.

Link: https://www.foxnews.com/media/los-angeles-journalist-goes-viral-keeping-calm-cockroach-crawls-during-air-report

Video: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/20/Guinness-World-Records-David-Rush-toilet-paper-head/9621784570260/

2 Oddly-shaped creatures of the world unite! Everyone is talking about Jimothy, the oddly-shaped raccoon from Seattle, Washington.

Story Link and Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkoXCYPUs9c

Bonus: Does your hair grow faster in the Summer?

Link: https://www.popsci.com/science/summer-hair-grow-faster/

Bonus: brain fog seems to lift with this drug that's meant to help you for something waaaay different.

Link: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/07/260712011751.htm

1 (tie) foosball table is very long, world reacts.

Link: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/21/Guinness-World-Records-longest-foosball-table/2121784654886/

1 (tie) David Recordbreaker Rush does it again. Maybe, since you're the number one story this week, you'll consider taking a break??

Link: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/20/Guinness-World-Records-David-Rush-toilet-paper-head/9621784570260/