- 31 minutes 45 secondsEpisode 137: Three Women, One Cowboy, and Way Too Much Humidity
This week it's all personal — and deeply relatable. el Jong breaks down how he went from struggling to date to juggling three incredible women at once, why he's finally ready to choose just one, and how you end things kindly with someone you genuinely like. Meanwhile, Lucy hasn't had sex in six months, her ex's birthday is this weekend, and the man she met at Viva Las Vegas is landing in New York to find out if vacation chemistry is actually real. They also go deep on pheromones, whether showering before sex kills attraction, and the surprisingly complicated logistics of a major height difference in bed.
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28 July 2026, 1:00 pm - 46 minutes 45 secondsEpisode 136: Winning
It's been a minute, but after some re-recordings, we have some juicy updates!
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27 April 2026, 1:00 pm - 1 hour 15 minutesEpisode 135: Mustaches and Misadventures
More actual date updates this time! And a very handsome guy celebrated a birthday!
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26 November 2025, 2:00 pm - 46 minutes 7 secondsEpisode 134: The Prophet
Strap in (on strap-on) for this thrilling conclusion of one of Lucy's lady dates!
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17 November 2025, 2:00 pm - 46 minutes 36 secondsEpisode 133: Off-And-On-And-Off
Weird that this has been over for a while, but it's still persists...
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10 November 2025, 2:00 pm - 1 hour 15 minutesEpisode 132: The Cum Back
The dynamic duo is back with a lot of pent-up dating stories!
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3 November 2025, 2:00 pm - 1 hour 12 minutesEpisode 131: Insurance
Another painful Lucy breakup while el Jong just gives up on dating altogether.
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21 October 2024, 1:15 pm - 40 minutes 1 secondEpisode 130 : The Marriage Thing
It's been a minute! We had to clear with Legal if we are allowed to talk about our relationship still.
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3 May 2024, 1:00 pm - 1 hour 20 minutesEpisode 129 : Chronic Anxiety
Anxiety is no joke.
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13 November 2023, 2:00 pm - 59 minutes 51 secondsEpisode 128 : Drunk
Someone was drunk while recording this epsiode.
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6 November 2023, 2:00 pm - 44 minutes 46 secondsEpisode 126 : Break Up (Part One)
Lucy details her most recent break up. This is part one with part two dropping the very next day.
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