Nick the Rat

Nick the Rat

A paranoid cartoon rat plays music and discusses conspiracies. Also takes calls : 1-917-719-5923

  • 2 hours 57 minutes
    EPISODE 531 : DLSS Afro

    Nick breaks down the NYC homeless crisis — the city's spending $80k per homeless person, the minimum wage is hitting $30, and the poverty line still doesn't add up. TSA agents making $4 an hour. Netanyahu apparently "dead." And Nick goes full rant mode on DLSS 5 and why everyone around him is a luddite.

    Also on deck: the hilariously unhinged Afroman trial, a Bigfoot assault story (yes, really), and DJI quietly sneaking into the American market under the name XTRA.

    Jane Hanoi drops in with the Dark Sewer Network news segment, and everyone's favorite alien Xindu is back to talk holidays, beer, and boobs.

    Music list

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    1. jiglr – Access Denied

    2. Purrple Panther – Ghost of Me

    3. jeka_bird – chaos & liberty

    4. Sir Lofi – Jazz Noir

    5. Bash Shell – OpenYourEyes

    6. Steven O'Brien – preface

    7. BIGfoot BEATS – there not pretty (not neighborly)

    8. Justin Allan Arnold – Replicants In The Rain

    9. Josh Dirschka – 8000 AD (Free Download)

    17 March 2026, 9:20 am
  • 2 hours 47 minutes
    EPISODE 530 : No Way Gate

    In this episode we dive deep into the CIA's declassified Gateway Project — exploring the science behind consciousness expansion and the binaural beats used in the program. Then, a special 60 Minutes breakdown covering the uncovered wave weapons believed to be behind Havana Syndrome and the mysterious neurological attacks on U.S. diplomats. Next, a wild Bigfoot assault segment you won't want to miss, followed by a fiery Xindu rant. We close out with a Dark Sewer Network News segment; a deep dive into Trump's UAP document release — what was revealed, what's still hidden, and what it means...milk. It's about milk.

    Music list

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    1. jiglr – NASTY! (Synthwave Version)

    2. Mehul Choudhary – Transmission X

    3. Exklusiv – Gangsters Life

    4. DanKeid – Dummy

    5. Gabrovan.NYhouse – The Sign (Club Master)

    6. RV48 – Thank Goodness An Oildrum Fireplace

    7. BIGfoot BEATS – Relax

    8. Bash Shell – Neon Dust

    9. Purrple Panther – Running Through My Mind

    11 March 2026, 9:20 am
  • 2 hours 39 minutes
    EPISODE 529 : Fight the Urge
    What if the chaos unfolding around us isn't random — but by design? We dive deep into Gnosticism and the concept of the Demiurge: the false creator god that ancient mystics warned us about, and why its fingerprints are all over the modern world falling apart in real time. Plus: vanishing jobs, milk conspiracies, Bigfoot attacks, quantum teleportation, computer security nightmares, sewer news, voicemails, and much more.
    4 March 2026, 9:20 am
  • 3 hours 34 minutes
    EPISODE 528 : Sheep Food
    This episode is chock full of nuts. A must listen
    25 February 2026, 9:20 am
  • 4 hours 1 minute
    EPISODE 527 : Brain Drain
    They thought they need to go through your skull to control you. They found other ways.
    18 February 2026, 9:20 am
  • 4 hours 50 minutes
    EPISODE 526 : No Control
    Collectively, we were tarded. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
    11 February 2026, 9:20 am
  • 5 hours 13 minutes
    EPISODE 525 : Sewer Files
    LOL JACKIE!!!!
    4 February 2026, 9:20 am
  • 4 hours 55 minutes
    EPISODE 524 : BIG TEN
    YAY! wait, awe nooooooooo.....
    28 January 2026, 9:20 am
  • 3 hours 52 minutes
    EPISODE 523 : Server Wine
    What is that noise!?!?
    21 January 2026, 9:20 am
  • 3 hours 52 minutes
    EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice
    Lets stick together in the void. We are the glue. Etc etc etc...
    14 January 2026, 9:20 am
  • 4 hours 43 minutes
    EPISODE 521 : Subtle Win
    Dang, my abilities impress even myself!
    7 January 2026, 9:20 am
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