• 2 hours 5 minutes
    Baltic Bedlam

    Nick the Rat Radio Episode 541

    Scientists just confirmed it: a entire civilization built 35,000 stone monuments across Europe, dragged quartz boulders 60 miles to place them on fault lines with surgical precision — and then disappeared without a war, without a fire, without a single written word. No genetic trace in anyone alive today. A University of Copenhagen study dropped this year and barely anyone's talking about it. Nick the Rat is. Tonight we get into the piezoelectric grid theory, the Kyoto University solar flare research, and why a Neolithic infrastructure project might have cooked its own builders from the inside out. Plus mammoth bones that turned out to be a whale, a caller from inside a correctional facility, and Jane Hanoi reports from the Dark Sewer Network on Antarctic mole cities and alien dairy farmers who don't know what they're doing.

    #AncientCivilization #LostCivilization #Megaliths #Stonehenge #Carnac #AncientDNA #Conspiracy #NickTheRat #PiezoElectric #SolarStorm #UnexplainedHistory #AlternativeHistory #ConspiracyPodcast #UndergroundMedia #DarkSewerNetwork #sewerchat

    A paranoid rat discusses conspiracies, secret agendas, and things they don't want you to know — while playing hand-picked underground music. Call in live: 1-917-719-5923

    Originally aired: 05/27/20

    All music is Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). All artists are credited during the episode.

    For more info: www.nicktherat.com

    27 May 2026, 9:20 am
  • 2 hours 28 minutes
    Baltic Bedlam

    Nick the Rat Radio Episode 540

    Nick the Rat is sick, pantsless, and on a mission. Episode 540 kicks off with a rant about Google Maps burying street names under business ads, a meditation on robot Frank and his box-flipping career, and some hard questions for John Stewart about who actually gets paid. Then things get deep — literally. Nick dives into the surge of mass whale strandings since 2023, the string of mysterious Baltic Sea cable cuts, NATO's Operation Baltic Sentry, and DARPA's real-life living sensor program that uses ocean animals as military surveillance tools. The dots start connecting in ways that will keep you up at night.

    Also on tonight's program: the 60-meter unidentified object sitting on the Baltic seafloor that kills electronics and breathes water, a Canadian-Norwegian oil company that found Poland's biggest oil deposit ever on their very first drill, a CIA whistleblower testifying about the COVID lab leak cover-up, and Jane Hanoi returns with a special report that is absolutely not safe for the lactose intolerant. Featuring music from Zillion Instruments, Nav Day, Free Beat Vault, Froggy 5, 44 with Dudley Boys, and more. Value for value — if you got something out of it, send something back.

    A paranoid rat discusses conspiracies, secret agendas, and things they don't want you to know — while playing hand-picked underground music. Call in live: 1-917-719-5923

    Originally aired: 05/20/20

    All music is Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). All artists are credited during the episode.

    For more info: www.nicktherat.com

    20 May 2026, 9:20 am
  • 2 hours 15 minutes
    Plasma Nexus

    Nick the Rat Radio - 539 - Plasma Nexus -

    Ghosts. UFOs. Psychic experiments. Strange lights. Poltergeists. What if they’re not separate phenomena at all? What if they’re all symptoms of the same thing?

    #ghosts | #ufo | #uap | #quartz | #faultlines | #psychic | #lights | #poltergeists | #plasma | #ai | #digitalid | #slavery

    🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud:

    1. Jiglr — Night Rider

    2. Trackistador — Kevin MacLeod Night in Venice

    3. Blind Walker G — Heaven's Not the Place to Be

    4. Fhgitarre — Aria by Logy

    5. Aftertune — Downtown Motown Mix

    6. Fabien Cambi — La Noyée (Yann Tiersen)

    7. Mezhdunami — Flashes

    8. Navdey — Goin High

    9. Funzo — Bagel Bite

    13 May 2026, 9:20 am
  • 3 hours 11 minutes
    Hivesync Protocol

    Nick the Rat Radio - 538 - Hivesync Protocol -

    From terminator seeds and doomsday vaults to blockchain food mandates and billionaires buying up American farmland — this episode connects the documented, publicly available evidence behind what may be the most ambitious control operation in human history: the systematic takeover of the global food supply. We trace how four corporations now control over 56% of the world's commercial seeds, how "Save the Bees" campaigns were engineered to kill the wrong bee, how Walmart and the FDA built interlocking digital systems that lock non-compliant farmers out of the market entirely, how Dutch and Canadian governments are forcing independent farmers off generational land on WEF-aligned timelines, and how the same three asset managers own the food companies, the pharma companies treating food-related disease, and the media outlets covering all of it. Every claim is sourced. Every patent number is real. The data was never hidden — just scattered. Tonight we connect the dots. Or not...

    #hivesync | #foodcontrol | #seedmonopoly | #WEF | #billgates | #blockchain | #foodsupplychain | #farmland | #globalism | #greatreset | #monsanto | #terminatorseed | #savethebees | #beewashing | #deepstate | #shadowgovernment | #conspiracytheory | #conspiracyfacts | #socialengineering | #controlsystem | #agribusiness | #foodsovereignty | #FSMA | #IBMFoodTrust | #BlackRock | #Vanguard | #youngloballeaders | #Klaus Schwab | #UBI | #undergroundmedia | #surveillancecapitalism | #farmersprotest | #Netherlands | #chinabuysland | #svalbard | #doomsdayvault | #syntheticfood | #labgrownmeat | #insectprotein | #foodmatrix | #followthemoney

    🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud:

    1. Navdey — First Time Remix

    2. Blind Walker G — Horses on the Moon

    3. WTHDRWN — TV Girl the Blonde Synth

    4. Atribute — Go Smooth

    5. Blind Walker G — Spirit of Oz

    6. Funzo — Cold Sweat

    7. Vijk — Run

    8. Sir L O F I — Dancing in the Dusk

    9. 8bit Wraith — Don't Ask Why

    6 May 2026, 9:20 am
  • 2 hours 57 minutes
    Compliance Pipeline

    Nick the Rat Radio - 537 - Compliance Pipeline -

    The destruction of real childhood wasn't an accident — it was a process. From Edward Bernays and B.F. Skinner to the Children's Television Act, the Hasbro consolidation, and algorithmic Skinner boxes running on your kid's tablet, the Compliance Pipeline has been under construction for over a century.

    🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud:

    1. Nello Wav — Stay Afloat

    2. Purrple Panther — It's a Bird

    3. The SJHP — I'll Be Gone

    4. TRSTN — Quinte

    5. Sir L O F I — Practice Practice

    6. Vijk — Brussels Sprout

    7. Funzo — Can't Believable

    8. Mosch Ti — Acid Hybrid

    9. SoDownBassMusic — Lana Del Ray Doin Time

    29 April 2026, 9:20 am
  • 2 hours 47 minutes
    EPISODE 536 : Abyssal Flare

    ABYSSAL FLARE | The Energy War Nobody's Talking About

    11 scientists are dead or missing. China just built an artificial sun. A 13-billion-year-old object from the galactic core passed through our solar system. And a company backed by the CEO of OpenAI is secretly building a fusion reactor for Microsoft.

    Every single fact in this episode is real. The connections are the conspiracy. Rat breaks down the global race for post-scarcity energy — fusion reactors, deep-sea mineral grabs, solid-state batteries, and the scientists who knew too much. The FBI is investigating. Congress is alarmed. The President called it "pretty serious stuff."

    So what's really going on? Stay curious. Stay paranoid. This is the Dark Sewer.

    🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud:

    1. Navdey — Wanna Go

    2. Purrple Panther — Another Night

    3. Destiny and Duplexes — You Don't Need a Sunset

    4. Fr0ggy5 — And She Fades Away

    5. Taxazed — Stay Extreme

    6. Funzo — The Phoney

    7. Vijk — Move Your Body

    8. Sir L O F I — Enjoy the Ride

    9. Piano Music Girl — Moon Theme Sci-Fi 80s Remix

    22 April 2026, 9:20 am
  • 2 hours 46 minutes
    EPISODE 535 : Abyssal Awakening

    The ocean just hit its second hottest temperature ever recorded. Scientists discovered 24 brand-new species nobody knew existed — at 4,000 meters deep. A 40-year-old iceberg is collapsing in real time. And now? The U.S. government just fast-tracked permits to mine the EXACT spot where all of this is happening.

    But that's just the surface.

    Are we stumbling into something that was deliberately hidden? Is the deep-sea mining push a cover for something bigger? And why does every person who gets too close to these answers end up gone?

    The ocean isn't just warming. It's waking up.

    🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud:

    1. Purrple Panther — Let's Go to the Moon

    2. G8X — Gate 2 Strange Dimensions

    3. Ndrei Aizullin — Mission Impossible Orchestra

    4. Six Umbrellas — Pulse Logic

    5. Robert Gervais — Jouissance

    6. Piano Music Girl — Gauntlet IV March in the Dark

    7. Dustin Maselbas — Neckbone

    8. Funzo — Wake Up

    9. Marc Corso — Personal Jesus

    15 April 2026, 9:20 am
  • 2 hours 22 minutes
    EPISODE 534 : Lunar Dominion
    8 April 2026, 9:20 am
  • 3 hours 13 minutes
    EPISODE 533 : Copper Showers

    This week we're going all over the map — and we wouldn't have it any other way. 🐀 We kick things off with a rant about bad doctors. You know the type. The ones who gaslight, dismiss, and then bill you for the privilege. We're naming names (well, not legally, but you know what we mean).

    Then we blast off with Artemis 2 — NASA's first crewed lunar mission in over 50 years is actually happening. We break down who's on board, what could go wrong, and why the moon suddenly has a hype problem.

    Oracle is handing out pink slips again. We dig into the latest round of layoffs, what it means for the cloud wars, and whether Larry Ellison is playing 4D chess or just vibing.

    Star Trek: Starfleet Academy just dropped, and we have thoughts. Lots of them. Is this the Trek revival we've been begging for, or did they just slap a communicator badge on a CW drama?

    And finally — Mountain Oysters. Yes, those mountain oysters. We explain what they are, where they come from, and whether any of us would eat them. (Spoiler: the vote was not unanimous.)

    🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud:

    1. Bash Shell — DarkSideOfIntelligence

    2. aTribute — Dreams For Which There Are No

    3. Purrple Panther — This is Fine

    4. Infravolt — Psychic Powers

    5. Robert Gervais — Pizzica di Bianca

    6. the caerleon murder club — NOUVEAU v1

    7. aTribute — Don't Dare Move Lad

    8. Sean Jones — 1 Z Nebula Acid

    9. BIGfoot BEATS — in the box

    1 April 2026, 9:20 am
  • 2 hours 22 minutes
    EPISODE 532 : Lost Direction

    🐀 Another week in the sewer, another episode of chaos. Doctors - why do they suck? PAX East - no Nick this year. AI - which to use for what. Lego - Nick wants Spock! Movies and TV - Moana, Harry Potter, Hail Mary and Val Kilmer. Iran War - ug.

    Plus the segments you know and love:
    🗺️ Dark Sewer Network News — AI will MILK YOU!
    🦶 Bigfoot Assault — Bigfoot hates Apple updates!
    🥋 Xindu — Mad at Mamdani

    🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud:

    1. Exklusiv — Devil's Smile

    2. Bash Shell — Black Flowers

    3. R3000 — I'm the Slob

    4. Lulle — Campfire Stories

    5. Josh Dirschka — Hearing Colours (Free Download)

    6. Justin Allan Arnold — El Tarantino

    7. BIGfoot BEATS — sky polka

    8. Purrple Panther — Mining in a Cave

    9. Sewolk — Secret Ending

    25 March 2026, 9:20 am
  • 2 hours 57 minutes
    EPISODE 531 : DLSS Afro

    Nick breaks down the NYC homeless crisis — the city's spending $80k per homeless person, the minimum wage is hitting $30, and the poverty line still doesn't add up. TSA agents making $4 an hour. Netanyahu apparently "dead." And Nick goes full rant mode on DLSS 5 and why everyone around him is a luddite.

    Also on deck: the hilariously unhinged Afroman trial, a Bigfoot assault story (yes, really), and DJI quietly sneaking into the American market under the name XTRA.

    Jane Hanoi drops in with the Dark Sewer Network news segment, and everyone's favorite alien Xindu is back to talk holidays, beer, and boobs.

    Music list

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    1. jiglr – Access Denied

    2. Purrple Panther – Ghost of Me

    3. jeka_bird – chaos & liberty

    4. Sir Lofi – Jazz Noir

    5. Bash Shell – OpenYourEyes

    6. Steven O'Brien – preface

    7. BIGfoot BEATS – there not pretty (not neighborly)

    8. Justin Allan Arnold – Replicants In The Rain

    9. Josh Dirschka – 8000 AD (Free Download)

    18 March 2026, 9:20 am
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