Atlas Balked

The Juiceless Crew

Welcome to Atlas Balked, a weekly chronicle concerning the mundane, weird, and maybe even sometimes dramatic happenings of a Simple Fantasy Baseball League .

  • 40 minutes 20 seconds
    Cause & Effect

    Attempting to carry on without their fearless leader, the revised AB Crew delves deeper into the Astros sign stealing scandal

    4 March 2020, 12:05 am
  • 43 minutes 58 seconds
    Perfectly Lovely and Brilliant

    The three stars move on without Tim and experience the freedom of getting rid of the weight of his expectations

    18 February 2020, 6:50 pm
  • 1 hour 19 minutes
    Stealing Signs

    In this episode we discuss:

    • The juiceless expansion draft is broken down with the Psuedo Scout
    • Some fun games
    • Naming our automobiles
    • Planning sad days
    • Swag and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
    • A moving moment
    • Dead, alive, or alive and touring
    • Smyfave know rap better than you
    • This or That
    • Listener feedback we deserve
    • The Joker appears
    • The future Ghost Queen saga's ending
    • Our listeners are trolling us now
    • A breakdown of the expansion draft
    • Will Bill win in his lifetime?
    • Muppet Love
    • Expectations begin to rise for the newest owner
    • At least Justin tries to dress up the show
    • Kids of MLB players are a news corp on their own
    • Plunking Astros


    21 January 2020, 3:20 am
  • 59 minutes 42 seconds
    Roll With It Brother

    This episode is a lot of fun

    14 January 2020, 4:20 am
  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    Naughty By Nature
    Dr. Swag Doolittle gives us a lesson and a potential new owner
    10 December 2019, 4:00 am
  • 59 minutes 48 seconds
    Big Audio Mukbang

    I'm too tired.  Listen and be surprised.

    26 November 2019, 5:00 am
  • 54 minutes 58 seconds
    Balls Deep in Fantasy

    In this episode we discuss: 


    • When are we recording this? 
    • Make it last 
    • Listen on slow play 
    • Ceiling fans and the power of perspective 
    • 409 ain't that clean! 
    • Super Duper 
    • Tito is back 
    • And it’s about Justin 
    • A funny reference to Episode 39 
    • J-Lo’s museum  
    • A murder scene? 
    • Hidden in plain sight 
    • Feedback from the Magnificent  
    • Helping out our listeners  
    • Face Forward and Cycle 
    • Forced Fantasy! 
    • Expansion draft rules 
    • Now is the time for you to crack open that energy drink 
    • Ownership opportunity is available 
    • We are in it too deeP 
    • GK can do math 
    • Is complimented on that 
    • And then, inexplicably, goes on the attack 
    • Jay Gruden a possible owner? 
    • How about Lenny? 
    • Psuedo’s team name cannot stand 
    • We ask some other super-fans 
    • No free agency in fandom 
    • …..says J-Lo 
    • Does he really mean his grandmother? 
    • C’mon Nails, seriously?!? 
    • The very strange connections between the Beach Boys and Charlie Manson 
    12 November 2019, 3:05 am
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    The Pageantry of Gwar

    In this episode we discuss: 


    • How ears are receptors 
    • More evidence that baseball is dying 
    • And why we are its savior 
    • J-Lo is a you tube star too? 
    • Niche Christmas light porn 
    • A new Real or Fake installment 
    • The post office killed my dad 
    • The most useless app 
    • HR Courtney is a true fan 
    • Masculine dates 
    • The Psuedo scout names his team  
    • Yawn 
    • Welcome to the family 
    • Demon Blood 
    • And other things 
    • The Barney show on acid 
    • Stephanie is the real wizard 
    • J-Lo’s vampire friends 
    • Swag wonders if he matters 
    • A strange dinner companion 
    • It sounds weird…. 
    • Because it IS weird 
    • Acid in the bathroom 
    • Geriatric hair bands 
    • Partying with blue-hairs 
    • White Claw mayhem 
    • A face plant 


    5 November 2019, 4:10 am
  • 55 minutes 19 seconds
    Nails

    In this episode we discuss: 

    • The strangest of friendships 
    • A murder mystery? 
    • Who’s Denise Richards 
    • Justice for Rick 
    • The Harper curse is a real-life thing 
    • Philly is a strange and scary town 
    • A rage room 
    • Renting a police dog 
    • Positive feedback on listener feedback 
    • Iron Mikey sends a note 
    • Everything’s a threat to Joe 
    • HR Courtney rant 
    • An Irish social history nugget 
    • Facebook trolling 
    • An accusation falls flat 
    • John and Jay Gruden 
    • Hopefully the key still works! 
    • Partying at build a bear 
    • Old time radio 
    • Dick Sherman and NFL etiquette 
    • Future guest invitations 
    15 October 2019, 2:05 am
  • 53 minutes 50 seconds
    Life After Fantasy

    In this episode we discuss: 


    • Rubik-type speed 
    • Uncharted territory 
    • What does Tito think? 
    • She defied the odds 
    • And creates a GK dilemma 
    • Which is resolved on air 
    • Kind of 
    • Dull Sheers and Cutting Wit 
    • BH returns! 
    • Why AB is actually TK 
    • How do we describe this? 
    • Three guys and a &@#$ 
    • Iron Mikey 
    • Current Podcasts we like 
    7 October 2019, 2:30 pm
  • 53 minutes 46 seconds
    Gold Crown Members

    In this episode we discuss: 


    • Invisible art 
    • Hunks moving junk 
    • Destructive art 
    • The worst trash talkers of all time 
    • An ill-timed text 
    • Scottie’s hidden desire 
    • Who does he think he is? 
    • One brings the gas 
    • One brings the match 
    • Two interviews with the Champ 
    • You decide which is real 
    • And which is a fake 
    • The dumbest of all time? 
    • Speak and Spell or Etch a Sketch 
    • GK throws a tantrum 
    • Peeling apples on the porch 
    • J-Lo peers into the future 
    • Hallmark moments all around 
    • The ending that came later than expected 
    1 October 2019, 2:15 am
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