• 22 minutes 21 seconds
    23. Pots & Pans (Recorded May 2020)
    *Episode recorded 5/24/2020* Nick's worried about his open mic situation and the meaning behind all this pots and pans banging for healthcare workers. Cold Takes is extra chilly this episode!
    10 December 2025, 3:21 am
  • 22 minutes 26 seconds
    22. Square Foot Pizza?
    Nick joins Jimmy on his trip to Domino's where they take a quick dive into Shakespeare. Upon return to Jimmy's apartment, "The Duo" discuss time and its relativity to the pizza industry. They end with a serious debate on the well known but misused concept of square feet. **Episode Recorded In February**
    21 April 2020, 3:33 pm
  • 26 minutes 8 seconds
    21. Jenga Resolutions
    Happy 2020! Nick and James discuss James' moving situation, the importance of New Year's Resolutions and Jenga. Nick also shares some new stand up material, and the story of the time when James REFUSED to get Nick a comp to his comedy show. **Episode Recorded In February**
    4 April 2020, 7:50 pm
  • 29 minutes 43 seconds
    20. Blenders
    It's great to be back, folks! James and Nick discuss "shared" blender material, Brian Hamilton, and Nick's discrepancy with the Starbucks App and their employees.
    19 August 2019, 3:10 am
  • 30 minutes 27 seconds
    19. Stray Cats & Weathermen
    We're still here, folks! The duo returns to discuss stray cats, a technical upgrade purchase for the pod, inappropriate TSA workers, and Nick's empathy for meteorologists.
    21 April 2019, 5:05 am
  • 29 minutes 55 seconds
    18. Flu Shots
    Nick & James get flu shots at Walgreens! P.S.A. - Don't be a dumb Anti-Vaxxer. Get your flu shots. We want you to stay healthy so you can keep listening.
    21 November 2018, 5:59 am
  • 31 minutes 43 seconds
    17. The Proposition
    Nick has a new idea for a different podcast. The future of #HMFMV rests on the shoulders of this idea. "The Duo" give it a trial run...
    8 October 2018, 10:32 pm
  • 32 minutes 52 seconds
    16. Ken(neth) Arthur
    "The Duo" welcome Improvisor and Sports Writer, Kenneth Arthur, as their special guest for yet another hilarious episode of #HMFMV. The guys talk about a two man improv set Nick & James recently performed, the purpose of this podcast, Kenneth's name, and predictions for the upcoming NFL season.
    19 August 2018, 7:52 pm
  • 20 minutes 5 seconds
    15. Happy Birthday, James!
    It's James' birthday! Katie Goldston and Philip Wiles join the boys for a special episode. Great news - Cold Takes is back!
    14 July 2018, 7:42 pm
  • 25 minutes 5 seconds
    14. In The Moment
    James is shirtless and Nick attempts to interview an Uber Eats driver. "The duo" then discuss the decriminalization of cell phone use in a movie theater.
    17 June 2018, 12:12 am
  • 22 minutes 24 seconds
    13. We Got Visuals
    Nick brings along a cameraman to capture the magic that is #HMFMV. They discuss the Apple Watch, and the term "It's 2018" is put on notice.
    9 May 2018, 6:01 am
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