• 1 hour 9 minutes
    Expat Dreams, Parenting Teens, & Rapid-Fire Q&A

    Welcome back to Episode 255 of Damn We Grown! This week, Mike and Tiff sit down for a cozy and candid conversation about navigating adulthood, parenting, and the realities of modern life.

    The episode kicks off with a relaxing weekend recap, featuring a successful yard sale hunt for a bamboo circle chair and a trip to the local farmer's market for fresh fruit, Mediterranean dips, and garlic spread. The conversation then shifts to a review of the movie Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die, sparking a thoughtful discussion on parenting and the societal double standards of showing violence versus intimacy to teenagers.

    Later, the discussion moves to the music industry, touching on recent releases from Drake and Kanye, and whether legacy artists like Andre 3000 are aging gracefully by transitioning into new genres like instrumental flute music. Digging into real-world news, the hosts analyze Census Bureau data showing a rise in Americans leaving the U.S. due to the high cost of living, exploring the appeal of the expat life and moving to places like Thailand.

    To wrap things up, Mike and Tiff test their dynamic with a hilarious rapid-fire Q&A. They debate beach vacations versus snowy cabins, reveal their biggest pet peeves, and reminisce about their first date in Santa Monica.

    Episode Highlights:

    • Weekend Recap: Yard sale wins, a free Mid-City LA music festival, and artisanal farmer's market finds.

    • Parenting in the Modern Age: Navigating appropriate movie choices for tweens and teens.

    • Hip-Hop & Getting Older: Thoughts on Kanye, Drake, and Andre 3000's evolving music styles.

    • The American Exodus: Discussing the rising cost of living and the reality of moving abroad.

    • Couples Rapid-Fire: A fun Q&A covering relationship habits, favorite features, and everyday preferences.


    20 May 2026, 2:34 pm
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    Mother’s Day Surprises: Kauai, Connections, and the Ethics of Love

    On this week’s episode of the Damn We Grown podcast, Mike and Tiff are slapping some soul onto your Wednesday with a much-needed, post-Mother’s Day catch-up.Tiff shares all the wild and beautiful details from her tropical girls' trip to Kauai, Hawaii. Her island adventures included dodging rogue feral chickens and getting stopped by airport security because her jewelry collection was mistaken for a weapon. Meanwhile, Mike held it down at home, creating new memories with the munchkin, trying viral sushi, and reviewing the new Zazie Beetz action movie, They Will Kill You.But it wouldn't be Damn We Grown without some real talk about marriage and growing older. The duo celebrates their ultimate "grown moment" of the week: hitting a new level of romance by getting their cholesterol and bloodwork done together. Things get deep—and incredibly comedic—when Mike and Tiff break down a viral quote about love being ethical before it is emotional. They dissect the truth about what it really means to be a "high-value man," the lack of effort in modern dating, and why certain intimate things absolutely do not count as a holiday gift.From crazy stories about tourists catching $50,000 fines for messing with Hawaiian wildlife to dropping absolute gems on long-term relationship survival, this episode has everything you need to get through the week. Put down that weird discount root beer, turn up the volume, and tune in to the realest marriage podcast on the internet!

    13 May 2026, 3:33 pm
  • 58 minutes 25 seconds
    Finding Your Tribe in Your 40s

    What is up, y'all! Welcome back to another Damn We Grown Wednesday. Mike and Tiff are in the building, and this week we’re getting into the real, hilarious, and sometimes exhausting realities of being grown. From aging parents and careers to raising kids who are way better at sports than we ever were, we are covering it all.

    Grab your coffee (or your wine, no judgment), sit back, and let’s talk about what happens when you finally realize you can't just do whatever you want anymore—because you got bills!

    🎧 What We’re Getting Into This Episode:

    • Volleyball Glow-Ups: Maddie is killing it on her club team! We talk about the realities of being club sports parents and watching your kid genuinely level up.

    • The Biopic Debate: Tiff reviews The Bride and we debate the Mount Rushmore of musical biopics (Are we putting the Jackson 5 over Bohemian Rhapsody? Let’s argue).

    • Gas Prices & Politics: LA gas is touching $6 and flirting with $8. We’re ranting about inflation, the "Frat Boy" political cabinet, and the wild news cycle we are all trapped in.

    • Making Friends in Your 40s: Let's get real—why is making new friends as an adult so awkward? We talk about outgrowing your 20s friend group, the "Blue Zones" (shoutout to Loma Linda!), the "Melanin on the Mountain" hiking crew, and why we are not the parents trying to play with other people's kids at the indoor playground.

    🤎 The Soulful Moment: We pulled a card from the "Rethink Conversation Starters," and things got deep: What was the moment you knew you were in love with me? Mike takes us back to the early days, living check-to-check and beat-to-beat in Riverside, and the exact moment he knew Tiff was the one.

    Tap in, drop a comment, and let us know: How are y'all making friends out here in these adult streets?

    10 May 2026, 7:02 pm
  • 41 minutes 31 seconds
    Soul, Struggles, and the "Grown Man" Grind 🎙️✨

    The latest episode of "Damn We Grown" is officially here, and y’all, it’s a whole mood. Tiff and Mike are back on the couch, bringing you that straight-from-the-heart soul as they navigate the beautiful, chaotic, and sometimes painful reality of being an actual adult.

    The episode kicks off with that universal realization: you wake up, the bills are due, you can't just run to mom and dad's house anymore, and suddenly your back decides it’s retired before you are.

    • The Infamous Tire Incident: Mike shares the "soul-crushing" story of how he went to put air in his tire and his 45-year-old back said, "Absolutely not."

    • The Struggle is Real: Mike spent the days leading up to their family cruise unable to even bend over to tie his shoes. As he puts it: "Either you're getting old or you're dying."

    Despite Mike's back betrayal, the family made it onto their Royal Caribbean cruise to Catalina and Ensenada.

    • Maddie’s Best Life: Their 12-year-old daughter, Maddie, was living like a VIP with a 1:00 AM curfew and a room card she used to hit the buffets with her friends.

    • Tiff’s First-Day Fail: Tiff, who usually has "sea legs," got taken out by motion sickness on the first night after a long day of packing the car (because Mike couldn't lift anything!) and forgetting to eat.

    The duo dives into the recent Coachella madness, from "Dust Storms" that sent tents flying like birds to the wild scams hitting the desert.

    • The $20,000 Bait-and-Switch: They discuss the "alleged" Airbnb scams where hosts cancel bookings last minute only to relist the same house for double the price.

    • The "Poor" Section: Tiff and Mike laugh about how their past "car camping" experiences would officially put them in the "Hunger Games/Poor" category of Coachella today.

    The episode gets deep as they discuss the rising cost of... well, everything.

    • The Grocery Store Blues: From $7 orange juice to $9 sausage packs, Tiff breaks down how a $100 grocery run now only lasts a few days. Even the struggle-meal staple, Ramen, has jumped from 10-packs for $1 to 67 cents a package!

    • The Strategy: They discuss the necessity of side hustles, investing, and "adapting to evolve" in a world where AI is starting to replace traditional jobs.

    "We don't die, we multiply."

    Whether you’re dealing with a locked-up back, overpriced cilantro, or just trying to figure out how to retire before the robots take over, this episode is the soulful companion you need.

    Catch the full episode on YouTube, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts! 🎧

    How are you adapting to these "grown folks" prices lately?

    The "Grown Man" Reality Check 😫Cruising with the Crew (and Motion Sickness) 🚢🤢Coachella Chaos & Airbnb Scams 🎡🌵The Real Talk: Inflation and Innovation 💸🤖

    23 April 2026, 6:44 pm
  • 54 minutes 21 seconds
    Damn We Grown (Throwback): Easter Egg Brawls, Robot Takeovers, & The 18-Year-Old Dating Rule

    Welcome back to another Wednesday drop of Damn We Grown! Grab a drink and settle in, because Mike and Tiff are bringing that pure 90s nostalgia, old-school R&B vibes, and some real grown-folks conversation.

    This week, we’re recapping an Easter weekend that went from peaceful Sunday brunches to a full-on Lord of the Rings battlefield during the family egg hunt. Note to self: when the kids get older, putting cold hard cash in plastic eggs turns them into absolute savages. We’re officially petitioning for an adults-only, high-stakes egg hunt with some top-shelf liquor and real money on the line for next year.

    Then, we get into the heavy hitters. Walmart just announced they’re automating 65% of their stores by 2026. What happens to the jobs? Are we all just going to be fighting robots for the last bag of Doritos? We talk about the reality of the automation takeover and why we need to be pushing the next generation into coding and robotics if we want them to stay ahead of the curve.

    We also tackle Utah’s bold new law banning kids under 18 from using social media without parental consent. It sparks a real talk about mental health, the dopamine chase, and the wild wild west of the internet. But you know we couldn't stay serious for too long—that conversation takes a sharp, spicy left into the shady world of age-gap dating. Why are these grown men out here waiting around like vultures for girls to turn 18? We're calling it out.

    We cap the episode off with our Vibe of the Week: "Garage Rooftop" by Q.

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    8 April 2026, 10:12 pm
  • 48 minutes 2 seconds
    The Great Prenup Debate, Pre-Alimony, & The Youth Sports Racket

    Welcome back to another Damn We Grown Wednesday! This week, Tiff and Mike are bringing the heat, the laughs, and all the unfiltered reality you need to get through the week. Grab your water (because Tiff forgot hers) and settle in for a vibe.

    We’re kicking things off by exposing the absolute financial robbery that is youth club sports. From club fees to paying for parking and entry tickets just to watch your own kid play volleyball—when did school sports start charging like the Super Bowl? We also take a quick detour to give a massive shoutout to Babyface’s legendary Tiny Desk concert, because real R&B is forever.

    Then, we dive right into the meat and potatoes of the episode: The Great Prenup Debate. We react to a viral social media post claiming that asking for a prenup is an immediate dealbreaker and means the marriage should be called off. But let’s keep it a buck—do regular, everyday people need a prenup, or is that just billionaire behavior? Plus, we’re unpacking the wild concept of "pre-alimony," what happens when you inherit money, and why everyone might need to keep a little "bag lady" escape fund just in case things go left.

    Whether you're single, hitched, or just here for the comedy, this episode is packed with the relationship realities they definitely don't teach you in school.

    What We Get Into This Episode:

    • The ridiculous, hidden costs of youth sports and weekend tournaments.

    • Tiny Desk vibes and the unmatched penmanship of Babyface.

    • Is asking for a prenup a red flag or just smart financial planning?

    • The hilarious truth about dividing assets when you aren't rich.

    • Unpacking "pre-alimony" and protecting your peace (and your pockets) before saying "I do."

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    25 March 2026, 2:27 pm
  • 44 minutes 45 seconds
    AI Pranks, The Lost Art of Conversation, & Chasing Dreams Later in Life

    Welcome back for another Damn We Grown Wednesday! This week, Mike and Tiff are keeping it all the way real about the pure exhaustion of adulting, from Maddi dragging a tired Tiff to the beach to trying to solve a Dinner Detective murder mystery with Ari and the crew. We are also sending some major birthday shoutouts to Rod, Jody, Sean, and a heavenly birthday to Ma Pearl.

    Here is what we are getting into this episode:

    Episode Highlights:

    • Surviving the Weekend & Murder Mysteries: Tiff is running on fumes after being dragged to the beach by Maddi, proving that a mother's rest always takes a backseat to kids' activities. Plus, we recap a hilariously awkward Dinner Detective outing with Ari and Rod where we confidently—and incorrectly—accused an innocent pregnant woman of the crime.

    • The Lost Art of Face-to-Face Conversation: Are we raising a generation that is terrified to talk?. We hilariously break down how the Web2 era and social media have killed real-life communication skills. Remember the days of The Clapper and actually calling someone on a telephone?.

    • The Ultimate AI Music Prank: Tapping into his producer ear, Mike plays a soulful, 80s-style funk track that has Tiff grooving—until he reveals the whole thing was generated by AI. Her reaction is pure comedy, sparking a deep dive into AI technology, copyright laws, and the future of creative artistry.

    • The Meat & Potatoes – Chasing Dreams Later in Life: Is it too late to go back to school or pivot your career when you are in your 30s or 40s?. We tackle the heavy hurdles like existing student loans, the fear of failure, and the financial responsibilities of adulting. It is time to transition from being a "thinker" to a "doer" because the time is going to pass anyway!

    Keep choosing joy!

    18 March 2026, 9:52 am
  • 59 minutes 12 seconds
    Time Travel Revenge, Gray Hairs & The Ultimate Soulmate Test | Damn We Grown

    Welcome back to the house, y’all! This week on Damn We Grown, Mike and Tiff are bringing that real talk from the couch as we navigate the absolute scam that is "adulting."

    We kick things off with a little reflection on getting older (shoutout to Mike's incoming gray beard hairs) and play a dangerous game of "What If?" If you could go back to your 12-year-old self with all the knowledge you have now, would you do it? Tiff is avoiding the awkward puberty phase at all costs, while Mike is ready to time-travel back to 7th grade just to invest in Apple, buy Bitcoin, and punch a few bullies in the neck.

    Then, we dive deep into the meat of the episode: the sci-fi anthology series Soulmates. Imagine there’s a scientific test that can match you with your 100% perfect, guaranteed soulmate. The catch? You might already be married to someone else. We get into a soulful, hilarious, and brutally honest debate about whether we would take the test. When you hit a rough patch in your marriage, is the grass actually greener, or is it just a trap? We talk about the realities of choosing your partner every day, dating outside your "type," and why true love is deeper than a scientific algorithm.

    In this episode we get into:

    • The Adulthood Trap: Why we all couldn't wait to turn 18, and why we want our refunds now.

    • Time Travel Priorities: Avoiding awkward phases vs. getting rich and petty revenge.

    • Pop Culture Catch-Up: A quick dive into the Scream franchise drama and wild government conspiracies.

    • The Soulmate Dilemma: Would you risk your current relationship to find out if there's someone statistically "better" out there for you?

    Grab a drink, get comfortable, and let’s talk about it. As always, keep choosing joy!

    💬 We want to hear from you!If you were married and hitting a rough patch, would you take the soulmate test? Let us know in the comments below!

    Follow the journey:Instagram/TikTok/Twitter: @DamnWeGrown Watch the full video on YouTube and listen everywhere you get your podcasts!


    11 March 2026, 3:41 pm
  • 53 minutes 55 seconds
    Digital Side Chicks, Glitchy Therapists, & The AI Takeover 🤖💔

    Welcome back to another episode of Damn We Grown! This week, Mike and Tiff are pouring up the truth and breaking down the wild, double-edged sword of modern technology. Because let's be real: the internet was supposed to make our lives easier, but right now, it’s mostly just testing our patience and our marriages.

    • The Telehealth Meltdown: Tiff spills the tea on her blood-pressure-raising battle with a therapy app. Nothing says "mental wellness" quite like spazzing out over a glitchy login screen when you're racing against a 15-minute grace period.

    • Rise of the Machines: The robots are officially coming for everybody's gig. Mike and Tiff talk about AI stepping into the workplace, the government drama surrounding it, and why nobody is safe from the algorithm.

    • Digital Infidelity: Can you actually cheat with a robot? We're diving deep into the wild world of AI companions, secret burner accounts, and the messy etiquette of double-tapping swimsuit pics on the timeline.

    • The "Work Spouse" Trap: We are laying down the law on the whole "work husband" and "work wife" foolishness. Where exactly do you draw the line before sharing a spreadsheet turns into crossing a serious boundary?

    "If you're not being open with your spouse, that's considered cheating. There can be physical cheating, there can be emotional cheating... and of course with AI, it's going to be more of the emotional." — Tiff

    5 March 2026, 10:04 pm
  • 54 minutes 52 seconds
    We Played a Relationship Game and... It Got Personal

    Let’s be real—after years of marriage, most of our "deep" conversations revolve around whose turn it is to take out the trash or why the Wi-Fi is trippin'. But this week on Damn We Grown, Mike and Tiff are putting down the logistics and picking up a deck of cards that’s designed to get personal. Very. Personal.

    We’re diving into a romantic card game that forces you to ask the questions you usually only think about at 2:00 AM. We’re talking about the stuff that makes you go, "Wait, you actually think that?" or "Oh, so we're doing this today?" In this episode, we’re breaking down:

    Card-Induced Trauma: Why asking "What’s one thing I do that drives you crazy?" is a trap, and how Mike managed to survive the answer.

    The "I Thought I Knew You" Moment: Realizing that after all these years, there are still some secrets Tiff hasn't spilled.

    Romance vs. Reality: Trying to be "Deep and Soulful" while remembering we still have to figure out dinner and deal with the kids.

    It’s hilarious, it’s slightly high-stakes, Damn...We Grown.

    26 February 2026, 10:43 pm
  • 31 minutes 51 seconds
    Romance to Roommates (and How to Snap Out of It)

    The "Damn We Grown" Wednesday is back, and so is the chaos! Mike and Tiff are back in the studio, proving that even after nearly two decades together, they’re still figuring out how to not accidentally become "just roommates."

    In this episode, our favorite "two creatives" dive into the post-honeymoon reality check. They reminisce about being "broke-broke" newlyweds—you know, the kind of broke where Top Ramen feels like a five-star date night because you're still in that "blissful" fog.

    • Mom Duty vs. "Hell-Raiser": Tiff vents about the "bananas" reality of parenting a pre-teen who is starting to look and act a little too much like her mother.

    • The "Finger" Talk: Mike gets real about his first colonoscopy. It’s all fun and games until the doctor says, "Take a deep breath," and you wake up wondering if you’re still a whole man.

    • The Great Bed Upgrade: The couple reflects on moving from a "Queen world" to a "King-size" bed—where the space is so vast they actually have to use pillows to find each other.

    • Contaminated Counters?: Tiff explains why anything wet on the kitchen counter is automatically treated as "poison" or "booty juice" until proven otherwise.

    • The "Intimate" Schedule: Why scheduled date nights and "appointments" for sex aren't just for old people—they're for grown folks who actually want to keep the spark alive.

    Key Vibe: "I remember in college, I would buy them cheap sheets... and they would feel like sandpaper. What were we thinking back then?"

    Choose joy, choose sleep, and for the love of everything, don't leave water on Tiff's counter.

    19 February 2026, 9:53 am
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