- 1 hour 4 minutesSummer Fling
This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on pursuing things further with a friend you've always had tension with, and how to handle a friend who talks too much in groups. In Don't Blame Me, a listener shares their advice on talking to your mom, who is jealous of your relationship with your dad and his new girlfriend.
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15 June 2026, 7:00 am - 56 minutes 15 secondsI Kissed My Ex's Friend
This week, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on dating within a 5-mile radius of your ex, your mom being jealous of your dad's new girlfriend, and an update from the person whose friend thinks they're putting all their eggs into one basket.
They also discuss Love Island, getting their houses in order, private US military training, trademarks, Keke's freestyle, and the serial killer governor.
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8 June 2026, 4:00 am - 1 hour 54 secondsMy Best Friend is Jealous of My Girlfriend
In this episode of Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on what to do if you're miserable in your job, and how to handle your friend who thinks you're putting all your eggs into one basket with the person you're dating.
They also discuss Keke and Sean's blossoming situationship and the latest James Charles controversy.
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1 June 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 6 secondsSexless Relationship
Meghan has no issues. Melisa has all the issues. After Meghan fills Melisa in on the fires she knew nothing about, Meghan and Melisa give advice on if you should break up with your long-distance boyfriend, and receive the requested update from the co-sucker.
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25 May 2026, 7:00 am - 57 minutes 35 secondsCostal Elite Set the Standard
This week of DBM, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice to someone who found their engagement ring and is unsure if they want to get married, and receive an update from the caller whose friend thought everyone was flirting with her, including the caller.
They also discuss local, the Kevin Hart Roast, Melisa's new hair, Meghan's healing hand, and GO TO THE DOCTOR.
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18 May 2026, 7:00 am - 59 minutes 14 secondsDrawing Boundaries With My Older Coworker
This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on befriending your coworker and also letting your friend know that they can't just change your plans.
They also discuss their favorite looks at the Met Gala, their continued hatred of boats, and their trepidation about the upcoming elections.
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11 May 2026, 7:00 am - 57 minutes 46 secondsI Hate My Friends
This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa get an update about the Coke-zilla, and also give advice to a high school senior who has grown apart from their friend.
In other news, Meghan burned her hand, Melisa is going to a celebrity hairstylist, they discuss the Summer House leak and Melisa might have convinced Meghan to start watching Grey's Anatomy.
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4 May 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 1 minuteSacrificing Your Livelihood For a Man
Welcome to the most nasal episode yet! Meghan and Melisa's health is deteriorating.
They have an update from the December 18, 2023 episode where a listener's dog was ruining their life. It gets much worse, but then it gets a lot better. They then give advice to someone who wants to move in with their boyfriend and his sister, while still going to college.
The duo also discusses The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and an update of the Disney Cruise wedding, Secret Life of Mormon Wives Orange County, People who can't distinguish between reality and fiction, and what they're watching on TV.
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27 April 2026, 4:00 am - 1 hour 5 minutesPlaying With Toys
This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa give advice on rekindling a friendship with someone who cut off another friend, and introducing toys in the bedroom with your boyfriend.
They also discuss Melisa's trip to Arkansas, Meghan's busy social calendar, Disney Cruise weddings, WNBA Draft, and Fuck Usher.
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20 April 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 6 minutesFlew Out For Friend's Bridal Fitting
In this episode, Meghan and Melisa give advice having hard conversations in friendships.
They also discuss going to space camp, eyesight, Jeopardy!, Easter plans, Juggalos, Bridgerton (per usual), and Elena Taber drama.
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13 April 2026, 4:00 am - 1 hour 6 minutesHow to Propose
This Week Meghan and Melisa are giving a long time listener advice on proposing!
They also discuss:
- Project Hail Mary
- The curvature of Tahj Mowry's Back
- Chili from TLC
- Summer House Drama
- Olandria's Sports Illustrated Spread
*PS: Melisa knows she combined Girlfriend's and The Game history, but if you really think about it, it's all the same.
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