- 1 hour 5 minutesDating My Teacher
This week, Meghan and Melisa give advice on pursuing a relationship as a widow, your grandfather being a sugar daddy, and recovering from endometriosis surgery.
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20 July 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 6 minutesFamily Friend is My Ex
This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on how to ensure your girlfriend isn't jealous of your ex, thoughts on not graduating from college, and a Don't Blame Them on ADHD.
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13 July 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 8 minutesMy BF Hooked Up With My BFF
On this episode, Meghan Melisa gives advice on feeling behind when dating, your friend group being a reality show, and in Don't Blame Me, a bunch of you write in to share your thoughts on dropping out of a PhD program.
There's also a lot of talk about Love Island.
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6 July 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 2 minutesADHD and PhD
On this week's episode of Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on what to do if you think you have ADHD, if you should drop out of your PhD program, and an update from the person who kept finding dead birds at their doorstep.
Melisa has dubbed herself, "The Face of the LA Sparks Fandom," and Meghan has been deep in her gardening work, but also shares her thoughts on Love Island US and UK.
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29 June 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 9 minutesEvil Weirdo
On this episode of Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on what to do if you start dating your friend, but they still have feelings for their ex, your partner not receiving love the way you intended, and they have an update from the person who was nervous that their partner was going to propose.
They also discuss buccal massages and Love Island.
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22 June 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 4 minutesSummer Fling
This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on pursuing things further with a friend you've always had tension with, and how to handle a friend who talks too much in groups. In Don't Blame Me, a listener shares their advice on talking to your mom, who is jealous of your relationship with your dad and his new girlfriend.
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15 June 2026, 7:00 am - 56 minutes 15 secondsI Kissed My Ex's Friend
This week, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on dating within a 5-mile radius of your ex, your mom being jealous of your dad's new girlfriend, and an update from the person whose friend thinks they're putting all their eggs into one basket.
They also discuss Love Island, getting their houses in order, private US military training, trademarks, Keke's freestyle, and the serial killer governor.
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8 June 2026, 4:00 am - 1 hour 54 secondsMy Best Friend is Jealous of My Girlfriend
In this episode of Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on what to do if you're miserable in your job, and how to handle your friend who thinks you're putting all your eggs into one basket with the person you're dating.
They also discuss Keke and Sean's blossoming situationship and the latest James Charles controversy.
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1 June 2026, 7:00 am - 1 hour 6 secondsSexless Relationship
Meghan has no issues. Melisa has all the issues. After Meghan fills Melisa in on the fires she knew nothing about, Meghan and Melisa give advice on if you should break up with your long-distance boyfriend, and receive the requested update from the co-sucker.
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25 May 2026, 7:00 am - 57 minutes 35 secondsCostal Elite Set the Standard
This week of DBM, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice to someone who found their engagement ring and is unsure if they want to get married, and receive an update from the caller whose friend thought everyone was flirting with her, including the caller.
They also discuss local, the Kevin Hart Roast, Melisa's new hair, Meghan's healing hand, and GO TO THE DOCTOR.
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18 May 2026, 7:00 am - 59 minutes 14 secondsDrawing Boundaries With My Older Coworker
This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on befriending your coworker and also letting your friend know that they can't just change your plans.
They also discuss their favorite looks at the Met Gala, their continued hatred of boats, and their trepidation about the upcoming elections.
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