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Two Pretentious Twentysomethings talk about life, local music, and whatever they want to. A funny, irreverent look at modern pop culture and the Orlando music scene through the eyes of Myla Golberg and the Captain of the Other Team. This show possesses "no self-indulgent narcisism whatsoever", as sarcastically put by Myla's boyfriend John. Weekly episodes often feature local musicians, event announcements, existential discussions, wine-induced rants, and inside jokes aplenty.

  • Crapface 39: Backscratchers, Buttwipes and Spaceships

    Episode 39
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    Running time: 1:26:25


    Your favorite Pretentious Fucks are joined by Gina, AKA the Macrame Bird of Prey and Ryan's Cat.

    Topics Mentioned in this show:
    • VH1 "Hello? Heroin!"
    • Star Banger vs. Shiny Guy
    • The Space Ship and Setting Expectations
    • Phones
    • "This sucks less" is greater than "We've figured it all out"
    • Putting out fires
    • Bacteria, Poop or Cats?
    • Cat Phones and Ego Phones
    • ITMFA License Plate
    • NEW-PUP-PY! and other 3 syllable chants
    • Anonymous Josh on Celebrity Scooby Doo
    • Bang-Bang!
    • Mystery Train
    • Goat Cheese, Garbage Dreams and Animal Welfare
    • Experimental Film is Cliché
    • Lessons in Shameless Self-Promotion for Jonas Elrod
    • More notes coming soon...


    Don't forget to send your emails to [email protected], and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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    16 April 2009, 1:44 pm
  • Crapface 38: 3 years later, Death Hole

    Episode 38
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    Running time: 1:21:45


    Your favorite Pretentious Fucks are joined by Gina, AKA the Macrame Bird of Prey and Dr. Katz.

    Topics Mentioned in this show:
    • Traditions
    • The Fit is Go!
    • Stuff White People Like
    • PAUSE!
    • Gina is not dead yet!
    • Ryan is minus one appendix
    • Spore
    • Ice Cream!
    • Sarah Palin's Fake Accent
    • Touch the Magic Retard Baby!
    • Is politics PFA?
    • "He runs for office and he can Sail...board"
    • "Yay for no shame"
    • Gina's new music
    • "I play the tomato"
    • hating bands for the members
    • guilty pleasure bands
    • most searched terms of 2008 - Miley Cyrus
    • Britney makes a comeback... again
    • back to Gina's new music
    • we need a recording engineer
    • FullSail
    • Penn State sunburns
    • finally the song - "Spitting Wooden Nickels"
    • David Byrne
    • the birthday party of today's PFAs
    • cats
    • Bug Boy's text message
    • "my cat is named Muffin too!"
    • eating Play-Doh and Paste and Coloring Books
    • Vegan stuff in Orlando
    • it's not healthy just because it's Vegan
    • Gina's Rebel Nutritionist Tips
    • Stuff you're not supposed to eat
    • Facebook
    • Bug Boy's Bark
    • Depeche Mode covers by Dog
    • The Lightning Round
    • Art Bazel
    • "BTW, this pie is freaking amazing"
    • Petentials
    • Maya's MySpace Cat
    • Eat more butter


    Don't forget to send your emails to [email protected], and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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    4 January 2009, 3:24 pm
  • The top 100 PFA figures of all time
    The self-aware PFAs that we are, we took a step back from our category and tried to think of the 100 public figures you've just GOT to know if you want to be a pretentious fuck. These can be artists, writers, musicians, filmmakers, actors, thinkers, politicians, whatever.

    I even went so far, tonight, as to rank them in a top 100, VH1-style countdown. Since Emily and I thought of way more than 100 last night, I had to cut a bunch, and of course I didn't remember them all. So consider this a prelimarily list. Here's where you come in: Check the list out, enjoy it, and e-mail me back with your suggestions of who we left out. Feel free to gripe about the order too, though I think it's pretty impossible to contest #1.

    100. Arianna Huffington
    99. Robert Pollard
    98. Henri Langlois
    97. Laurie David
    96. John Kerry
    95. Stephen Colbert
    94. John Darnielle
    93. Barack Obama
    92. Edward R. Murrow
    91. Cole Porter
    90. Colin Meloy
    89. Sofia Coppola
    88. Bill Maher
    87. Gary Trudeau
    86. Michael Azzerad
    85. Neil Gaiman
    84. Arthur Miller
    83. Irvine Welsh
    82. Voltaire
    81. Steven Sondheim
    80. Janeane Garafalo

    79. Frank Miller
    78. Valerie Solanas
    77. John Linnell and John Flansburgh
    76. Emo Phillips
    75. Robert Altman
    74. Calvin Johnson
    73. David Cross
    72. Henry Rollins
    71. Oscar Wilde
    70. David Lynch
    69. Stan Brakhage
    68. John Lennon
    67. Nick Hornby
    66. Camille Paglia
    65. Garrison Keillor
    64. Abbie Hoffman
    63. Richard Linklater
    62. Marcel Duchamp
    61. Yoko Ono
    60. Pier Paolo Pasolini

    59. Allen Ginsburg
    58. Eve Ensler
    57. Gore Vidal
    56. Steve Buscemi
    55. Jackson Pollack
    54. Robert Smith
    53. John Lydon
    52. Roland Barthes
    51. George Orwell
    50. Bob Dylan
    49. Charles Bukowski
    48. Julian Schnabel
    47. David Bowie
    46. Jello Biafra
    45. Steven Wright
    44. Tom Wolfe
    43. Stanley Kubrick
    42. Albert Camus
    41. Patti Smith
    40. Susan Sontag

    39. Chuck Paluhnick
    38. Michelangelo Antonioni
    37. Stephin Merritt
    36. Ira Glass and Sarah Vowell
    35. Ingmar Bergman
    34. Brian Eno
    33. William S. Burroughs
    32. Matthew Barney
    31. Laurie Anderson
    30. Truman Capote
    29. Lester Bangs
    28. Howard Zinn
    27. Sylvia Plath
    26. Salvador Dali
    25. Woody Allen
    24. Soren Kierkegaard
    23. Chuck Klosterman
    22. Hal Hartey
    21. Leonard Cohen

    ...And the top 20 all-stars!...

    20. David Sedaris
    19. Salmon Rushdie
    18. Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon
    17. Jean-Michel Basquiat
    16. David Byrne
    15. Jean-Paul Sartre
    14. Jim Jarmusch
    13. Lou Reed
    12. Jack Kerouac
    11. Morrissey
    10. John Zorn
    9. John Cage
    8. Hunter S. Thompson
    7. Kurt Vonnegut
    6. Bertolt Brecht
    5. Tom Waits
    4. Frederick Nietschze
    3. Jean-Luc Godard
    2. Noam Chomsky
    1. Andy Warhol
    23 July 2008, 4:28 am
  • Crapface 37: Station IDs Seem So Passe

    Episode 37
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    Running time: 57:32


    Myla and the Captain return from a LONG hiatus in the new downtown pad. We talk about our new relationships, movies, Myla's teaching gig, and lots more. The Downtown Warrior even stops by for a visit with presents!

    Don't forget to send your emails to [email protected] OR [email protected], and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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    9 June 2008, 6:42 am
  • Crapface 36: Don't Let My Lust For You Impair Our Friendship

    Episode 36
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    Running time: 32:29


    Kait and Ariel join Myla Goldberg and the Captain of the Other Team for a playful Skype romp about phalli, hot cross buns, Richie Scurvy, and more. For the first time in a long time, VH1 and the Gilmore Girls don't come up in conversation. Be sure to check out the links this week.

    Don't forget to send your emails to [email protected] OR [email protected], and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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    21 February 2007, 8:42 am
  • Crapface 35: Dinner for 2 with PFA

    Episode 35
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    Running time: 1:02:52


    Ask and Ye Shall Recieve... PFA! The original lords of Pretentiousness duck it in from the Casa de Capitan in Orlando on WEH DAY of all days! Weh day is often celebrated around Superbowl Sunday as a way to counteract the energy of rainy television broadcasts with awesomeness and organic food and chanting and baked goods!

    Don't forget to send your emails to [email protected] OR [email protected], and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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    7 February 2007, 12:52 am
  • Grandma Party Returns, 4/7/7
    For those of you that don't know, you can hear some of our previous talks about Grandma Party in past episodes:
    Posts tagged as Grandma Party on PFAlliance.BlogSpot.com

    YO YO YO GRANDMA PARTY PEOPLE!

    We didn't forget about you, and we hope you have not forgotten us.

    Looky here…

    The third randomly intervaled Grandma Party Bazaar is happening on
    April 7th 2007 in the luxurious Stardust Parking
    Lot.

    If you are receiving this email it means you were a vendor at a
    pervious bazaar. We want to give top priority to you guys. You can
    secure your spot in one of two ways:

    You can sign up by sending 25 dollars through pay pal to Casey
    Or
    You can save 5 bucks and pay Casey 20 dollars at the EARLY VENDOR SIGN
    UP MEETING on January 15th at 8 PM at Stardust.

    If neither of these is possible, get in touch with casey (via above email or myspace) and a special
    emergency plan can be put into action, just because we love you that
    much.

    When you sign up please give a description of what your
    booth will hold and also if you plan on having a tent. This will help
    us when we make the layout for the whole bazaar.

    More information will be coming at you soon. Expect the normal or not
    so normal grandma party shenanigans.

    Loves
    Grandma Party

    P.S. …. JT will be back in town and he wants to see all of you.
    8 January 2007, 11:58 am
  • Crapface 34 - Do you want a beer?

    Episode 34
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    Running time: 12:08


    Myla and the Captain reach their first Anniversary as Crapfaces! It's official! The venue is Austin's Coffee following the Marc with a C Holiday special with Bhren. Mumpsy makes a special unexpected appearance as well. Than you Crapfaces, we wish you a Pretentious New Year!

    Topics discussed in this show:
    • We're back!
    • Marc with a C Holiday Show with Bhren
    • One Year 'Versary
    • Man Huggin'!
    • "That is a pretentious device"
    • "IKEA is their 'Third Place'?"
    • Austin's and Stardust are Third Places
    • "I hear that Grandma Party is coming back"
    • Pan-dos
    • "Goin' to Denny's?" "For a chicken Frontega Sandwich!"
    • Ryan's Car Keys
    • Here comes Mumpsy "You wanna interview me?"
    • Strawberry Pancakes
    • Tahiti 80 - Fosbury
    • Mumpsy has a band, we saw them at Holiday Help Out
    • "I'm a roadie by choice!"
    • Sandwiches, Coffee and Tea
    • Myla is Hungry
    • Thank you!!
    • PRETENT-shirts
    • Shrink Your Ecological Footprint, which is now a podcast with Gina
    • Happy 2007
    Don't forget to send your emails to [email protected] OR [email protected], and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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    4 January 2007, 9:20 am
  • Mark Baratelli Asks: How Do You Feel?
    Our good friend and fellow podcaster Mark Baratelli has luanched a video version of his audio podcast "How Do You Feel?" On top of that, he has branded all of his podcasts as "Mark Baratelli Presents" (or so it would seem from his MySpace page). Now let's watch the insanity as it rolls by...

    Mark will tell you how you should feel
    www.myspace.com/howdoyoufeelpodcast

    Technorati Profile
    28 October 2006, 9:37 am
  • Crapface 33 - Back from Hiatus

    Episode 33
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    Running time: 14:03


    Myla and the Captain do their first podcast from a car driving down I-4 toward Pleasure Island for Katharine's going away bash.

    Topics discussed in this show:
    • We gonna get you some FRESH CHICKEN!
    • We're in my car
    • Going to see Katharine
    Don't forget to send your emails to [email protected] OR [email protected], and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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    22 October 2006, 11:52 pm
  • Crapface 32 - PFA Back to School Special

    Episode 32
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    Running time: 36:21


    Amy, Kait, the Makeout Maven, Myla and the Captain convene at Kait's house for a recital, a reading, and news from Athens PopFest 2006.

    Topics discussed in this show:
    • Bass Clarinet Recital
    • Piano Concerto
    • Dramatic Reading
    • Athens PopFest 2006 Report
    Don't forget to send your emails to [email protected] OR [email protected], and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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    7 September 2006, 4:40 pm
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