Hippojuice Highlights 2/26/2020:

– John and Frozen Asian are having troubles with the dating scene but are still crushing puss

– Pastor Royce gives up feeding his wife for lent

– We just realized the Appliance Direct guy has a glass eye and he should sell a washing machine to the My Pillow guy

Hippojuice Highlights 2/19/2020:

– Star studded cast with guests Mersh and Cousin Dan replacing Joel

– So what’s up with the XFL these days?

– John still can’t find a girl on Christian Mingle, but he does have birds on his decorative plates

– What is the oldest internet meme?

– We need the internet to do a deep fake of back to the future with Bernie and Buttigieg, with Trump as Biff

– We listen to Boneless Thugs-N-Harmony and decide if it’s funny or not

Hippojuice Highlights 2/12/2020:

– Pastor Royce is a big fan of ChristianDingle.com to convert people to Christianity

– 59 cums per man is needed to test and see if semen is a solution to the Coronavirus outbreak

– We finish watching the ET show that Royce started on today’s Daywave with Joel

– Royce has way too many Chrome tabs, but not too many for the new Mac Pro

Hippojuice Highlights 2/5/2020:

– How hot was that Super Bowl halftime show, amiright?

– John admits to having a terrible secret girlfriend for 6 months

– John apologizes for the Coronavirus lime jokes

– Joel gets a sexy new sound drop

Hippojuice Highlights 1/8/2020:

– John got a flat tire on his new car just after his birthday

– Joe Coletta calls in from a Jet Ski and we make fun of him immediately

– Royce and Marie visit stupid historical sites like Bok Tower–

-We’re opening a donut shop called Moose Ass next to Taco Bus

Hippojuice Highlights 12/4/19:

– YouTube is going to take down channels on December 10th and no one is safe

– Best Christmas Movie of all time?

– Can you cook a turkey in the microwave?

– What kind of old-timey old drinks and milks are you into all of a sudden?

Hippojuice Highlights 11/13/19:

– Joel likes a 15-minute Netflix show called Explained and we want to explain the show in various lengths of time

– Narwhal was born with a tail in the middle of his forehead and he is a good boy

– John Legend is now the sexiest man alive 2019 but where is Chris Pratt, Chris Evans, and Chris Pine? Is People anti-Chris?

– Why don’t more people talk about India’s air pollution?

– John went to a gay sports bar in Philadelphia

Hippojuice Highlights 10/30/19:

– Royce and Marie’s computer monitor caught on FIRE, but they’re fine

– Joel almost shot Kelsey over a mouse, but they’re fine

– John’s about to do a Rocky marathon in Philly and we need a montage, but he’s fine

– Royce and Marie visited Mitch and Sherri in Minnesota, but they’re fine

Hippojuice Highlights 10/2/19:

– Royce and Marie have been going to the Eat to the Beat Concert Series at Epcot and have seen Smash Mouth, Post Modern Jukebox, and Sugar Ray

– Royce and Marie also did the Smuggler’s Run ride in Disney’s Hollywood Studios

– What is the appropriate age to give kids a cell phone?

– What is new in 2019 that is good?

Hippojuice Highlights 9/4/19:

– Jordan Peterson’s voice was used to make things the Street Fighter Guile speech and Jesus Christ is my Nigga rap and he’s not happy about it

– Royce and Marie went to Vancouver and did it all, and I meant it all, in only 9 days

– Zach Anner called in to catch up on things with his writing on Speechless and his future endeavors – follow him on Twitter @Zachanner

– We finish up with sports talk and cute animal videos

Hippojuice Highlights 8/21/19:

– Orange Juice is the best juice: change our minds

– Turn around, Spiderman: The Musical

– New game: ruin people’s nights at bars that have jukebox apps

– When did The Simpsons jump the Shark, and what’s the best episode?