What happens when Harry Kim does all of the math? Hosts Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang find out as they take a look at STAR TREK: VOYAGER's 100th episode, “Timeless”! In this celebratory episode, Voyager's crew is looking to get home super fast with some brand new tech adapted from the Borg and not at all road tested. What could possibly go wrong? We're talking slipstreams, mullets, and a TNG/VOY crossover that has Jac and Jen pouring some STAR TREK: PICARD wine. What does space cream have to do with any of it? Listen in and find out! Got any future transmissions for us? Hit us up at: [email protected].

In their most controversial episode, hosts Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang take on the most controversial episode of STAR TREK: VOYAGER, “Retrospect”! When on-board borg Seven of Nine gets triggered during a trade negotiation, Janeway and the Voyager crew find themselves face to face with a case of assault. Join us as we unpack this episode and see how the Star Trek writer’s room dealt with the subject of #metoo in 1998. It’s a timely sandwich with a side of conversation you don’t want to miss! You know what’s not controversial? A little inbox love from you! Hit us up at: [email protected].

Did you ever want to bear witness to the thrilling erotica of the Q? Well look no further, as Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang take on STAR TREK: VOYAGER’s “The Q and the Grey!” Brace yourself for fifty shades of face tattoos, mic drop comebacks, and a peeping Janeway. So put on your hoop skirt and grab a puppy! We’re heading back into the Continuum on this episode of Seven of Wine! What’s more thrilling than being caught betwixt supernovas? Inbox love from you! Drop an E in our I: [email protected].

Get ready for a goop-tastic episode that starts you on a drinking game you will desperately want to end. Hosts Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang take you down a wine waterslide of sadness, into a deep pool of ‘what’s the point?’ as we revisit the Kinko’s copy crew of “Course: Oblivion.” Not even Chakotay and Tuvok Detective Sleuths can save you from pervy Neelix, Susan’s choice, and an Eric Clapton sing-a-long. It’s the kind of episode that makes STAR TREK: VOYAGER hurt soooooo good. Know what makes the pain go away? Some love in our inbox: [email protected]

Our Season 2 rap is here! Check out our latest rap about our favorite captain.

It's the episode that has Captain Janeway casting away science! Oh no! But also the episode that has Captain Janeway casting aside her clothes! Awwyeaaaah. In "Sacred Ground", Kes walks into a big shiny hole while on an away mission and gets zapped into a coma. Luckily, Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang drink a big shiny bottle and get buzzed into drunks... all while doing a deep dive into a rare STAR TREK: VOYAGER episode that pits science against spirituality. And if you have thoughts, feel free to send them into the big shiny hole that we call our inbox: [email protected]

When mysterious photonic beings get caught up in a fictitious war that's being waged in Tom Paris's 1930s sci-fi holonovel, it's all hands on holodeck! This fan favorite (and arguably most meme-able) episode of Star Trek: Voyager, "Bride of Chaotica!" sees our dear Captain Janeway on a mission to boldly act where no one has acted before... ...in Chaotica's mountaintop base of operations, as the deliciously fiendish queen of the Spider People! But first, coffee. Can "Arachnia" seduce and cleverly dominate this intergalactic evil? Will Tom ever get over the embarrassment of everyone finding out how he spends his free time? Will Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang be able to polish off the rosé they've selected for the occasion? Find out on this week's episode of Seven of Wine! And as always, it would thrill us to hear from you. Quick! activate your Imagizer and beam us an electronic gram: [email protected]

Cheesecake and arousal are synonymous, as the Doctor discovers when he's inside Seven of Nine's body. NO, NOT LIKE THAT. Not everything is about sex, perverts! Anyway... also if Tuvok doesn't have sex in this episode, he'll literally die so Tom Paris makes him a holographic sex doll. It's the episode our listeners have been requesting, and we've picked up your distress signal. Beaming from our transporter room to yours is "Body and Soul," in which the Doctor is forced to upload himself into Seven's cybernetic matrix, and experiences a whole world of sensations for the very first time. Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang raise their glasses of synthehol to that! Meanwhile, we're really hoping you want to be inside our inbox: [email protected]

It's the episode of Star Trek: Voyager that's so disturbing, so unappetizing, so unsettling... that you'll feel the whack factor down at the molecular level. When our resident Vulcan and our friendly neighborhood Talaxian get fused into a new hybrid being, heebies get fused with jeebies as... it... starts to make serious moves on Kes. Will Captain Janeway welcome this new being to the crew, or do the right thing and kill it with fire? Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang discuss the effects of this abomination aboard the ship while drinking an abomination of a wine. Seriously, listen in as everyone suffers. Two to beam out! And maybe one email from you to beam in?: [email protected]

Imagine an alternate reality where Tom Paris and B'elanna are no longer together because B'elanna is dead, and Chakotay is captain of the U.S.S. Voyager because Janeway is dead. Now imagine a current reality where Jennifer Zhang has to watch this episode and wishes she were dead. Good news! You don't have to imagine it, because you can listen to it... right now. On this episode, Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer review the Star Trek: Voyager episode "Before and After", where Kes slingshots through time and faces erasure from existence. Earth angels, earth angels, drop us a line: [email protected]

Computer! Play "Careless Whisper"... because it's about to get sexy by the fireside up in here. Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang recap and review the Star Trek: Voyager episode "Heroes and Demons", where the Doc takes on Grendel in a deadly Beowulf holodeck simulation, meets a sexy warrior lady with terrible aim, and learns that there's more than one way to stay warm... We'd be very pleased to "mead" you, friends, so email us here: [email protected]