It Ain't Ogre 'Til It's Ogre

Will, Matt, & Chris

We watched Shrek once a month for a year. We talked about it. Then we did The Cat in the Hat and talked about that. Now we're doing Garfield: The Movie. What have we done?

  • Bonus Ep: It Ain’t Ogre (Kinda)

    Rejoice! It Ain’t Ogre ‘Til It’s Ogre has returned! On Easter Sunday! Just like Jesus Christ™ before it! Hallelujah! We spent a little under 30 minutes talking about the minute-long teaser for Shrek 5. Didn’t it come out like a month ago? What are you, a cop? Life is busy! Anyway – Check out this surprise bonus episode here!

    20 April 2025, 4:25 pm
  • It’s Ogre

    It’s been fun. Listen here.

    30 January 2023, 8:00 am
  • Ep. 72: Bichon Frise Presents: It Ain’t Ogre Til It’s Ogre: The Variety Hour: The Musical: The Show: The Musical!

    The holiday season is coming to a close. And with it comes the end of another season of It Ain’t Ogre ‘Ti It’s Ogre! But as the Ogre Crew celebrate the festivities, Chris discovers a horrible truth: the podcast has been bought by greedy businessman David Zaslav, who wants to turn the show into the next installment in the 90-Day Fiancé Universe. Now, to save the podcast, the boys need to raise $80,000. And quickly! But how are they going to do that? With a variety show, of course! And thankfully, they’re not alone! Can Will, Matt, and Chris save the day before it’s too late? Be sure to listen here to find out. And if that’s not enough to entice you, you should know that this year’s finale is a musical! Check it out! And stay tuned to find out what’s in store for the podcast.

    31 December 2022, 7:22 pm
  • Ep. 71: Doris (Or, Aren’t We Done?)

    Fire up the oven, convicted felon Muffin Man. Because we have a big order to fill! That’s right, it’s November, which means one thing. It’s Turkey Time! And, of course, it’s time for the Ogre Crew to gather around the podcast studio table to share a Friendsgiving feast! But what would an Ogre Crew Friendsgiving feast be without some on-air drama? Indeed, guess who’s coming to dinner? Why, it’s none other than Jon Negroni, the host of Cinemaholics, making his long-awaited return. But can the DreamWorks boys get along with the Pixar Theory guy? Maybe their shared appreciation — or bewilderment — of Shrek 2 can tide over any bruised feelings? There’s only one way to find out, though, and that’s by listening to this season’s penultimate episode! Check it out here!

    28 November 2022, 7:22 pm
  • Ep. 70: Muffin Man (Or, How About Some Levity?)

    We’re back, boils and ghouls! In this month’s spookily silly (and hopefully frighteningly funny) episode, the Ogre Crew host a wacky costume party that includes a couple of surprising guest stars! But as the evening’s festivities take a terrifying turn for the worse, the boys need to figure out who among them has sinister motivations. Even by our usual standards, this episode is pretty unhinged, and we hope you enjoy all the chaos that ensues! Check it out here!

    31 October 2022, 6:22 pm
  • Ep. 69: Prince Charles (Or, Are We Out of Line?)

    Is that a tinfoil hat on your head, or are you just happy to see me? Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, as on this month of It Ain’t Ogre ‘Til It’s Ogre, Will, Matt, Chris and our friend Bailie Tilton come together once again to celebrate our patented (don’t @ us, Rogan) conspiracy theories episode! What sinister secrets, whether canonical or existential, lurk under the surface of Shrek 2? It’s also episode 69! That can’t be a coincidence, right? Everything happens for a reason! Or maybe it doesn’t! I don’t know man, I just work here! Load up that Imagine Dragons playlist from Spotify and dive down the rabbit hole here!

    22 September 2022, 6:22 pm
  • Ep. 68: Thelonious (or, The Shreckoning)

    Ladies and gentlemen, the moment has finally arrived. It’s time for … The Shreckoning! That’s right, for the first time ever, we’re talking about ALL FIVE Shrek movies, including Shrek the Third, Shrek Forever After, Puss in Boots, and, of course, The Ghost of Lord Farquaad, i.e. Shrek 4-D, among a few other supplemental Shrek materials. Though we have offered our thoughts on Shrek and Shrek 2 over the course of several episodes, this episode is devoted to the whole dang Shrek franchise. And, let me tell you, buddy, we have some takeaways! Listen to what’s easily our longest episode of It Ain’t Ogre ‘Til It’s Ogre yet here!

    30 August 2022, 6:22 pm
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    22 July 2022, 6:22 pm
  • Ep. 66: Pinocchio (Or, What Should We Fix?)

    This month on It Ain’t Ogre ‘Til It’s Ogre, in the spirit of bringing back our favorite guests, Silly Sickos’ Anna Rigatti returns for another round of Ogre silliness! It’s been way too long since we’ve had Anna join us for some Shrek-related shenanigans, so we had a lot of fun catching up with our most frequent guest (we didn’t fact-check this, but it feels right!) and discussing Shrek 2 for yet another month! Also, we’re now officially halfway done with this season! The final season! This year is flying by! Time is a construct! Listen to this month’s episode here!

    22 June 2022, 6:22 pm
  • Ep 65: Fairy Godmother (Or, How Do We Thrive?)

    It’s May!!! The fifth month!!! And you know what that means: It’s the 18th anniversary of Shrek 2! Will, Matt, and Chris are back again to celebrate. In fact, they’re camped out in Shrek’s swamp to surprise him! Check out how that goes here!

    22 May 2022, 6:22 pm
  • Ep. 64: Dragon (Or, Who Could Ask For More?)

    This month on It Ain’t Ogre ‘Til It’s Ogre, we’ve got a blast from the past! Ryan Gabos, our first-ever guest, makes his long-awaited return in yet another hour long (and very silly!) episode (we’ll try to go short next time!). Don’t miss out on the fun. Check it out here!

    (Also, unfortunately there is a clicking sounding audio issue that starts about 40 minutes in. We apologize for that!)

    22 April 2022, 6:22 pm
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