Lara and Carey reunite in the studio post-Lara’s Italian adventure and Carey’s LASIK extravaganza. They discuss the worthwhile body horror of corrective eye surgery, Lara’s surprisingly soft reentry into LA, her odyssey to find a women’s size 42 slouchy boot and her newfound fashion plug in Milan. They also discuss the second Congressional hearing on UAPs and the existential gaggery they continue to provide.

Back on RHOSLC, a Heather-less episode finds us in good spirits, but the ladies are far from serene in Palm Springs. Lisa and Bronwyn continue to spar poolside as Todd gives the Barlows an ultimatum: play nice or get out. An anniversary dinner for Bron and Grandpa-Husband sees the crew mingling with randos before a mariachi band, gawking at Bronwyn’s $4 million diamond necklace and playing an extra cheeky round of Hengie K’s “Newlywed” game. But the trip turns south when Seth bulldozes the Wild Rose with an uncanny dig and Sean and Meredith re-litigate their LGBTQ drama.

Chapters:

00:00 Carey Says: "I See" (LASIK Trigger warning 01:00- 05:00)

09:15 The Size Sisters Hunt for a Pair of 42's in Italy

18:58 Little Green Men in the Sea

26:45 RHOSLC S5E9 Recap!

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Lara and Carey are back with another trip down Old Testament lane, this time venturing into the dour and c*nty splendor of the Book of Exodus. First they discuss the LDS Church buying up farmland as Climate Change looms; Larz and Carz each pitch themselves for a spot on a hypothetical, post-apocalyptic commune.

Back on The Bible, Exodus begins with Moses thwarting death after being discovered by Pharaoh's daughter, floating in an escape basket on the Nile River. Moses, quasi-adopted by the Egyptian royal family, is raised with virtually no knowledge of the suffering his true people endure. But as he reaches adulthood, one unplanned murder of an Egyptian guard sends Moses fleeing into the desert, where he marries and is eventually visited by God in his drag persona (a burning bush). The Almighty demands a reluctant Moses return to Egypt, arming Mo' with a supernatural shock and awe campaign to bring Pharaoh to his knees, lead the Israelites out of slavery and into the Promised Land, and transcribe the Ten Commandments -- plus some of God's psycho gay interior design plans.

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Star of stage, screen, and radio waves John Arthur Hill fills in for Carey as the studio's inaugural guest host! John and Lara discuss furry stowaways on Spirit Airlines, the dark underbelly of dentistry, and a TikToker getting "ran through" by 101 guys in one day.

Back on RHOC, Jenn continues to rage against Tamra in Londontown. Not surprisingly Tamra deflects, and eventually the ladies end up discussing the rumors about Gina going full The Staircase on Travis. Larz and John also break down the b-plot lines no one asked for: kids getting involved in mom drama and Shannon’s anxiety-fueled constipation. 

Chapters:

00:00 Welcome John Arthur Hill!

03:10 Spirit Airways: Trash of the Sky

08:45 Woman Gets Railed 101 Times in 24 Hours

13:15 Dentists be Up to Stuff

17:35 RHOC S18E16 Recap

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This week Lara records remotely while on Roman Holiday with special guest & travel companion, Michelle Collins. The two gals recap their ultimate Italian girls trip with tales of handbag returns, Martha Stewart sweaters, photo booths, sexy pharmacists, bird sh*t, salty bore meat and much much more. 

Then on RHOSLC, the ladies head to Palm Springs via PJ for Todd and Bronwyn’s Anniversary. The vibe is awkward as Bronwyn is fighting with Heather, Lisa is avoiding Bronwyn and no one seems happy to be there. One thing for sure is that Todd has had a f*cking nough and intends to bring a machete to a nerf gun fight - whatever that means. The episode ends with a “To Be Continued” cliff hanger after Todd tells John that if Lisa doesn’t cool it, they’ll need to pack their bags and go - good luck with that, Todd! Everyone knows you do not poke a Barlow in the zoo.

Chapters: 

00:00 Lara & Michelle are on an Ultimate Girls Trip

10:54 Sweaters Inspired by Martha Stewart 

20:00 A Drunk Chef Went Rogue with a Salt Shaker 

28:30 RHOSLC S5E8

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Lara and Carey go back to the start, with part 2 of Genesis. They discuss Jacob's golden child Joseph (of dreamcoat fame): sold into Egyptian slavery by his jealous brothers and mourned by his cabaret legend father. With the odds stacked against him, Jacob thwarts seduction by the Pharaoh's wife and quickly rises the ranks from imprisoned seer to Prince of Egypt, while setting us for Exodus. They dig into the glorious B Plot of the widowed Tamar, whose wily ways gag the men of her life to the nth degree.

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Lara & Carey check back in on the Orca's Cold War against humanity, as SeaWorld San Antonio suffers a devastating blow from a poop-wielding whale. They also discuss a certain nepo baby’s directorial debut and a bone-chilling story about an organ donor’s experience on the operating table. 

Back on RHOC, Duchess Beador of Corona Del Mar cools down after her dinner fight with Tamra, as the London trip continues its lumbering slide into Hades. Gina talks to Heather about their fraught friendship & Jenn discovers the ladies are once again questioning her finances. Shannon adds some accelerator by showing Jenn text receipts from Tamra over digging into Ryan's past, causing Jenn to confront Tamra in the true gag of the season (so far).

Chapters:

00:00 Shamu's Revenge

16:10 A Nepo Babe Makes a Movie

19:20 Organ Donor Nightmare

30:15 RHOC S18E15 Recap

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Lara and Carey record remotely as Lara spends her Halloween in Rome. They talk the Colosseum, the upcoming Vatican Jubilee (whatever that means), and Europe's ambivalence towards All Hallow's Eve. They also discuss a legitimately terrifying new twist in the Sarco su*cide pod saga and the power and glory of Lady Gaga's new music video.

Then on RHOSLC, Lisa and Barlow's Alibaba showdown continues as Justin and John nearly come to blows. Bronwyn shows off her airport tradition with Grandpa-Husband and bans Britani (and possibly Heather) from her upcoming group trip to SoCal. Lisa and her younger sister bond under Edison lightbulbs and Britani invites Angie and Heather over for a Mormon prayer group at her house. John and Justin work it out on the remix over drinks and Heather heads to Bronwyn's home to clock dog poop and make a case for a vacation invite.

Chapters:

00:00 It's a Nun Halloween for the Dolls

18:15 Sarco Suicide Pods Get Worse?

27:30 Mother Monster is Back

30:40 RHOSLC S5E7 Recap!

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Lara and Carey head back to the beginning... of time! Introducing Sexy Unique Bible Study. Starting with Book of Genesis (PART I), G*d gets off his ass and works hard over the course of six days, which He will consequently use against us all for eternity. Things get messy from the get-go, of course... from Adam and Eve getting kicked out of the Garden of Eden, to Cain and Abel's Menendez Brothers turn, to Noah's apocalypse psychosis, to Abraham's covenant, Sarah, Hagar and the earliest instance of men pitting women against each other, and more. It's a whole lot of f*ckery. But Larz and Carz are here to interpret it as best they can. It's time to get Old Testament.

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Lara and Carey kick off Halloweek by breaking down two areas of the Haunted Hayride of Life: the unstoppable entrance into old hag era and keto-salami constipation. They also talk communicating via dreams and the false promises of a demonic new exercise pill.

Back on RHOC, the ladies Jet Blue Mint off to Londontown for Shannon's birthday; they embarrass the nation with intentionally bad British accents, royalty role play, a shrieking double decker bus ride and harrowing speed boat odyssey down the River Thames. Shannon reverts to Sad Clown Mode for the first of many dinner breakdowns as Heather confronts her for perceived lies and calls out the other Mammogram Ladies for not caring about the results of her own.

Chapters:

00:00 It’s Halloween & Gravity is Horror

09:43 Doughy White Blobs are Trending

15:20 A Demonic Exercise Pill

16:50 Keto More Like Constipato

21:08 RHOC E14S18 Recap!

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Medieval Era continues as Lara and Carey discuss the E-Coli outbreak via McDonald's hallowed Quarter Pounder, Diddy's alleged pink cocaine affinity, Dina Mazon's daughter calling out Aunt Caroline, Victoria's Secret's rindom comeback, the latest sex trafficking scandal involving Abercrombie & Fitch's CEO, and all roads leading back to Les Wexner.

Later on RHOSLC, Angie K. hosts a "Mob Wives" party for her and Shawn's anniversary, and surprisingly, everyone’s invited. Whitney apologizes to Meredith and brings up the Barlow-Alibaba conspiracy, Mary has another harrowing run-in with Robert Jr. before having Bronwyn over to talk mother wounds and Heather's lies. Later the ladies converge at Angie's mausoleum atop the Salt Lake Acropolis, where Bronwyn confronts Angie, Angie confronts Heather, Heather confronts Mary and Britani gives into Jared's psychosexual vortex of shame. Lisa blows a fuse when Wild Rose accuses her of sabotage, and the men get involve, resulting in a possible place of fisticuffs.

Chapters:

00:00 Carey and Mango's Entrance to Remember

09:45 Pick Cocaine is Hollywood's Latest It Girl

12:15 Abercrombie & Fitch at it Again

20:19 Mob Wives: The Brownstone

26:00 RHSLC S5 E6

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Lara and Carey discuss Smile 2 & Anora with a (spoiler-heavy) deep recap of both films. Lara reveals her recent interest in the studio side of Hollywood, and comes up with her best business mantra aka "Let''s just not!" They also talk Catholicism consistently serving catacomb c*nt, new developments in Liam Payne's shocking death, and Diddy's alleged obsession with Prince William and Prince Harry.

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