Planet Attack With k-Lo & Bills

k-Lo & Bills

Irreverent free-form comedy podcast featuring long rambling conversations, stories about not much, and great ideas not worth doing.

  • 1 hour 21 minutes
    001: Ben Receives the kloandbills.com 4th of July Independence Day Spectacular ft. k-Lo & Bills as Themselves (In Rod We Trust)

    The guys are back for a 4th of July spectacular with a brand new project they’ve christened Planet Attack! They’re talking fireworks, velvet paintings, Boy Meets World, gangster hats, suits, shark skins dicks, thread counts, crazy socks, Torque, Honda Ruckus and all things wrestling. Check it out and share it with all your loved ones.

    4 July 2017, 6:00 am
  • 35 minutes 29 seconds
    Egg Salad Sandwich (It’s All Over But the Crying) – AH025

    Alt Hawk Episode 25. Originally released June 8, 2016.

    The end is here… of season one. We talk about season 2, get a visit from our new intern, Elliot, and Kenny describes a psychedelic experience. Whoa!

    9 March 2017, 6:00 am
  • 23 minutes 1 second
    Near the End (Brad’s Still Dead) – AH024

    Alt Hawk Episode 24. Originally released June 1, 2016.

    In the penultimate episode of season one, we bring up a couple topics from the past, eat some gas station sushi with hot Cheetos, and talk about procedurals… again.

    8 March 2017, 6:00 am
  • 23 minutes 31 seconds
    Nineynineahunnit (You Should Have Seen What He Was Wearing) – AH023

    Alt Hawk Episode 23. Originally released May 25, 2016.

    We listen to rap music and talk about hard drugs. Coincidence? Totally. Special guest, Kareem Abdul-Jabarr! It’s episode 23!

    7 March 2017, 6:00 am
  • 27 minutes 53 seconds
    Ready, Set, Episode! (And Teepees) – AH022

    Alt Hawk Episode 22. Originally released May 23, 2016.

    It’s our make-up episode from last week! We work on our album of samples, talk DC Rebirth, the new RATM side project and much more!

    6 March 2017, 6:00 am
  • 30 minutes 3 seconds
    The Pixar Theory (& Other Deleted Segments) – AH021

    Alt Hawk Episode 21. Originally released May 11, 2016.

    This week we recorded an amazing episode. One of our best. Unfortunately it was accidentally deleted so we did our best to remember what we talked about. Try to enjoy it, ok?

    5 March 2017, 6:00 am
  • 25 minutes 54 seconds
    Space-time Australia 2000 (That’s Racism!) – AH020

    Alt Hawk Episode 20. Originally released May 4, 2016.

    Holy crap, it’s episode 20! We figure out whether or not it’s a segment, Kenny explains racism, and Jon explains time!

    4 March 2017, 6:00 am
  • 27 minutes 59 seconds
    Little Nonsensical Nothings (Say Your Prayers) – AH019

    Alt Hawk Episode 19. Originally released April 27, 2016.

    Episode 19 features praying and Jesus! Also some of our favorite song buildups and tension builds between Kenny and Jon!

    3 March 2017, 6:00 am
  • 24 minutes 17 seconds
    Grab Life by the Meatballs and Bucket! (New Coke Vs Classic) – AH017

    Alt Hawk Episode 17. Originally released April 13, 2016.

    In this episode we tiptoe around a personal conflict, dream of opening a sandwich shop and spend several minutes guessing what Jon puts on his toast. Its a doozy!

    2 March 2017, 6:00 am
  • 25 minutes 41 seconds
    Why Jonathan? (Can We Talk About The Illuminati?) – AH015

    Alt Hawk Episode 15. Originally released March 30, 2016.

    Fifteen episodes deep and we’re still doing this! We talk Schwarzenegger character names, the tragedy of Jonathan Brandis, outline another movie idea and do our first cover song. Dig it!

    1 March 2017, 6:00 am
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