We recap the season 3 premiere of The Valley. Brittany is thriving with a tan and new beau, Kristen and Luke are figuring out parenthood, Michelle is trying to get a divorce, Lacy has entered the chat and Jesse wants them to be a modern family, Janet is on the outs with the group, Jasmine is planning her wedding, Zack is having Benji move in (totally legal) and Luke may be Lala's sperm donor. Come judge with us!

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We get you up to date with all the news that has happened in the last 24 hours: Jon Hamm, Rihanna, Dave Portnoy and Bravolebs are all weighing in! Plus, we chat Tuesday night's episode. How crazy is it that we are watching Ciara and West try to help Kyle and Amanda? Come judge with us! 

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EMERGENCY PODCAST!!! Amanda and West release a joint statement. Our unfiltered Summer House thoughts as we process this all in real time.

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We got to chat with the stars of Hulu’s newest reality show, "Love Overboard": Join us as we chat with Bella, Lexi, Lo, James and Tim all about their experience on the show. Did they find love or walk the plank? Please note that there are spoilers in this episode if you are not fully caught up! Come judge with us!

All nine episodes are available to binge on Hulu NOW!

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We break down the entire West Side Story analyzing every single detail from clothing to posts. We have Austen posting stories, Kyle commenting on our Thread, Lindsay and Ciara posting together, Carl and KJ reactionary memes... What is the truth!? Plus, we chat Ladies of London! Has Mary come around to Myka? Is Margot vain, narcissistic, and obsessed with money? Well, that’s what Mark said! Are you Team Kimi or Team Margot? Come judge with us! 

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You crowned your 2026 March MANness winner! And the banner goes to…Rob Rausch! It was a tight race and West Wilson was leading the charge but Rob slithered his way to the top! Congrats to Rob and thanks to everyone for playing! Until next year...! We chat about thooooose rumors and hope they are just rumors! We deep dive RHOBH and couldn't help but wonder... What are we doing? What is going on? Kyle is on a solo mission to take down Dorit, we are over the girls bullying Amanda and we just want to take thirst traps in the Tuscan pool like Tilly! Come judge with us!

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Who will hang the banner as our 2026 March MANness Champ? Is it West Wilson or Rob Rausch? This is the closest final we've ever had! Tomorrow we officially announce the winner! We deep dive Southern Hospitality and bob for cucumbers, hear Grace Lilly’s struggles, and watch Emmy continue to unravel. Come judge with us!

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We are down to the Final Four in March MANness: who will face off in the finals? We can’t stop talking about MomTok and The Bachelorette. Is Maura in the running? We wrap up this season of Southern Charm. Was Craig deprived of water and food? Did Charley love bomb Craig? What will happen with Austen and Salley? What do we think next season will look like? Come judge with us! 

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Andy claimed this to be Kyle's worst episode of his Summer House tenure... did you think so? We keep thinking that we are so happy to know they are separated in real time. Imagine still thinking they were together! The house steps in this week to let Kyle know he is out of line. KJ gets in his own head after Mother Hubbard mentions Dara in Ben's room. The gang get old together as they party for Kyle's birthday. Somehow, we don't think this will be his worst episode of this season... Come judge with us!

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Happy Monday! We talk all things March MANness. Who is Mr. Congenality? What were the upsets? Who will win it all? We have loved the participation from the men. It's truly the best time of the year! We also talk The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. We binged the season and have A LOT to say. Come judge with us! 

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We update you on March MANness, The Bachlorette drama, and TomTom being for sale. We recap RHOBH and can’t believe how much the girls are letting Amanda get under their skin! Does Boz have pretend amnesia? Is Amanda running a cult? Is Sutton just trying to get on Kyle’s team? Come judge with us!

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