This week, Julie & Brandy read the internet. And it’s pretty much all MAGA slop.

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And so is Trump.

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This week, Julie & Brandy discuss Trump signing the Epstein bill, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s retirement announcement, and how to deal with the nightmare of the holidays.

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Julie & Brandy are one day back from BravoCon in Vegas, but all they really care about is Congress releasing the Epstein Files. 

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Julie & Brandy are back after one week off, and they are more polarizing than ever.  Their takes are half-assed. Their voices are upsetting. And their general vibe is extremely messy. They’re doing their best, but it’s giving trigger. 

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Julie & Brandy are dry as a bone for this week’s quickie, because one of their greatest heroes has announced her retirement. 

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This week’s episode is late & unhinged, per usz. While researching the 22nd amendment, Julie & Brandy stumbled upon the unfortunate reality of (the lack of) women’s rights protected under the United States Constitution. This revelation led to a spiral of hopeless histrionics, which can only be described as very f*cking annoying. 

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Nothing leaves Julie & Brandy dryer than the thought of four more years of Trump. Also- women have no (constitutional) rights!

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This week’s episode is another dud. It’s choppy and under-researched, with too many ads and not enough laughs.  Topics include: Marjorie Taylor Greene dabbling in Democrat, War-Receptionist Pete Hegseth continuing to be an insecure MAGA Moron, and Jeffrey Epstein faking his own death. It had potential. Maybe Julie & Brandy are just too sober.  

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Julie & Brandy tried to get it up for this week’s quickie, but one look at the teeny, tiny, little MAGA Super Bowl half-time show left them dry as a bone. 

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This week, Julie & Brandy are in the middle of a manic episode, and trying very hard to play it off.  They attempt to act normal while they discuss Bad Bunny at the Superbowl, Jizzlaine Maxwell’s impending pardon, and Pete Hegseth’s MetroMilitary Ted Talk… but this podcast is clearly a San Francisco postcard from the edge.

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