This is an episode about fast, stripped down music and you know your boys only like slow complicated things so we brought in a fast, stripped down ringer, TYLER HAMMER from the KINGS OF PUNK podcast to be our... uh... what's a non-sketchy word for a guide up the mountain? Oh speaking of mountains here's DOOM.

Ain't nothin' wrong if you wanna do the Club all night long. First Seven Inch Club, that is. I'm saying join our Patreon even though we included some Patreon cracklin's in here for free. Until then, belly up to the cosmic metal buffet as an appetizer to Western Mass's most inflamed main course, RED REACTION.

Today we are trying to overdose on time - desperately trying to shove the past, present and future into our bodies by force, walking down memory lane while sprinting away from cognitive decline, simultaneously old and young at once, comparing Larry Davids while shopping for dolls. The soundtrack is an alternate universe split from 1999's THE CLAY PEOPLE and ILL REMEMBERED.

This week the price is right, but the vibe is wrong. We’re just trying to check out some records and Natalie Merchant won’t shut the hell up. Trouble me no further, Natalie, because the night belongs to me. Hey! SUPPRESSION SWING! Give ‘em what they want!

A Cubs baseball to the skull - for that you'd expect to pay 34.99 in stores but I'll tell you what... let's turn into into cash. Every caller that calls in, every hand that goes up... your cost... 14.99 SOLD Next up for bid - deluxe European import... luxury melodic expresso hardcore from FLAME ON - Get up and call in now!!

The world moves quickly and if you don't take time to catch up on the Avatar series, the Devil Wears Prada 2 will have come and gone before you even know it and the whole world my pass you by. Say while I have you here, have you heard the good news about semen grasshop... beg your pardon, ma'am I meant Sperm Crickets?

Today we are doing our best to stay free of the devil's dust but our families are starving and these collectible cards aren't getting any cheaper. Let's see if the printshop pros in INKWELL have any useful advice.

This week we expand our operation into brick and mortar and sleep and sports as we drizzle a li'l taste of groove-honey all over our revolvers before letting the barrel blow to the sounds of LA GRITONA.

This week we fight over who gets the apple, who gets the fudge, and who gets in the ring with WOMEN. Let's see how many Blade Runners we can count while holding our breath because of the pheromones. Once we finish all that, we can finally chill to some music without all those loud guitars for once with MACHINE THAT FLASHES.

This episode is about USA USA USA! where we eat Sushi from robots USA USA USA! and celebrate leftist sports memorabilia USA USA USA! and listen to nonstop explosion metal from Hungary USA USA USA! Mutassatok egy kis szeretetet az arcoknak a DAWNCORE bandából! USA USA USA!

We're eating taco salads, watching cheese commercials and sneaking into music festivals with predictable sewage mismanagement so you know we got that time machine firing on all six. In Canada our six might only get you four but each one of the four has their own wiki because it's the BERGENFIELD FOUR.