FANCY Fantasy Football Podcast

Patrick Polk

The official podcast for the FANCY Fantasy Football League. That is to say this podcast is (only) potentially interesting to the 10 people in a specific fantasy football league named FANCY. It is not a general fantasy football podcast. Sorry.

  • 1 hour 36 minutes
    FANCY Halloween Spectacular 2023 - Pt. 2

    Episode Notes

    Welcome back to Part 2, the finale, of the FANCY Halloween Movie Spectacular. I would again like to sincerely thank my guests, Abby, John, and Jen for watching a bunch of Halloween movies and chatting with me about them for a looooooong time. As I mention in the intro, this episode begins with more talk with all four of us, and then a brief chat with just Jen and me, and then finally I wrap it up with my thoughts on the movies that I alone watched, including most importantly Deadly Friend and Magic Magic.

    The theme music is "Downtown" by deeB, from the Internet Archive.

    Here are the timestamps for your information, and for spoiler purposes.

    0:00:00-0:01:30 - Intro

    0:01:30 - 0:15:08 - Wishmaster 1 (some spoilers)

    0:15:08 - 0:24:21 - Wishmaster 2 (some spoilers)

    0:24:21 - 0:33:22 - Pontypool (no real spoilers)

    0:33:22 - 0:44:18 - Bones and All (some spoilers)

    0:44:18 - 0:45:25 - Johnny and Abby Outro

    0:45:25 - 0:52:46 - Little Shop of Horrors (big spoilers)

    0:52:46 - 1:02:02 - Blade 1, Blade II, Blade Trinity (spoilers)

    1:02:02 - 1:02:44 - Pat Solo Discussion Intro

    1:02:44 - 1:03:26 - May (no spoilers)

    1:03:26 - 1:05:05 - Madeline’s Madeline (no spoilers)

    1:05:05 - 1:05:59 - Bodies Bodies Bodies (no spoilers)

    1:05:59 - 1:07:41 - The Lodge (no spoilers)

    1:07:41 - 1:09:21 - Skinamarink (no spoilers)

    1:09:21 - 1:11:06 - Infinity Pool (no spoilers)

    1:11:06 - 1:16:39 - The Nun 1 and The Nun 2 (mild spoilers)

    1:16:39 - 1:20:51 - Evil Dead (2013) and Evil Dead Rise (no spoilers)

    1:20:51 - 1:22:02 - Noroi: The Curse (no spoilers)

    1:22:02 - 1:23:37 - Slither (no spoilers)

    1:23:37 - 1:27:51 - Deadly Friend (mild spoilers)

    1:27:51 - 1:35:40 - Magic Magic (major spoilers, especially 1:32:35 - 1:35:03)

    1:35:39 - 1:36:32 - Outro

    Thanks again and happy Halloween! Have a good one!

    8 November 2023, 1:00 am
  • 1 hour 42 minutes
    FANCY Halloween Spectacular 2023 - Pt. 1

    Episode Notes

    Here it is! PART 1 of the annual Halloween movie discussion extravaganza, this time even more ambitiously featuring myself and THREE guests. We had so much fun and had so much to say that I had to cut it into two parts, and this is just part one. Please enjoy, and come back for Part 2 soon!

    The NEW theme song (perhaps it will stick around, perhaps not), is "Downtown" by deeB, which I found on the Internet Archive.

    Here are time stamps to jump around and avoid spoilers:

    0:00:00 - 0:05:00 - Intro 0:05:00 - 0:19:36 - M3GAN (no big spoilers) 0:19:36 - 0:21:28 - Boogeyman (no spoilers) 0:21:28 - 0:24:32 - Housebound (vague spoilers) 0:24:32 - 0:27:13 - A Haunting in Venice (no spoilers) 0:27:13 - 0:40:58 - Christine (spoilers) (but come on that movie is 40 years old) 0:40:58 - 0:52:37 - Hatching (some spoilers) 0:52:37 - 1:04:55 - Drag Me to Hell (spoilers) 1:04:55 - 1:07:08 - Talk to Me (no spoilers) 1:07:08 - 1:13:41 - Rocky Horror Picture Show (no spoilers) 1:13:41 - 1:15:29 - Train to Busan (spoilers) 1:15:29 - 1:18:33 - The Craft (no spoilers) 1:18:33 - 1:23:10 - American Werewolf in London (no spoilers) 1:23:10 - 1:28:22 - Sound of My Voice (no spoilers) 1:28:22 - 1:32:36 - No One Will Save You (no spoilers) 1:32:36 - 1:41:17 - The Fall of the House of Usher (vague spoilers) 1:41:17 - 1:42:53 - Outro. Please return for Part 2!

    Thanks again and have a good one!

    1 November 2023, 3:00 am
  • 3 hours 18 minutes
    Halloween 2022!

    Episode Notes

    Oooooh boy. Happy Halloween! I did things differently this year for the mega-discussion of scary movies, and it resulted in this behemoth. It's a great discussion with multiple people, including Abby, Johnny, and Jen! But hoo boy it will take a while to listen to. Enjoy!

    As always, there are some big spoilers in here for the movies discussed. Timestamps are here. Please please avoid the discussion for any movies you want to see and not have spoiled!

    0:00:00 - Intro Discussion 0:03:57 - One Night in Soho (low grade spoilers) 0:08:45 - Night House (medium-high spoilers) 0:14:46 - Resurrection (extreme spoilers) 0:26:48 - Men (extreme spoilers) 0:39:37 - Titane (extreme spoilers) 0:46:38 - Lamb (extreme spoilers) 0:52:48 - Halloween (2018) 0:57:36 - Halloween Kills 0:58:48 - Halloween Ends 1:08:31 - Fright Night (1985) (medium spoilers) 1:14:51 - Hellraiser (1987) (light spoilers) 1:19:53 - Hellraiser (2022) (medium-high spoilers) 1:29:09 - Guillermo del Toro’s Cabinet of Curiosities 1:37:04 - Abby Outro

    1:37:57 - INTERMISSION

    1:38:00 - Johnny Intro 1:58:43 - Vampire’s Kiss (Featuring Jen) (mild spoilers) 2:02:23 - The Black Phone (big spoilers) 2:08:29 - Incantation (big spoilers) 2:14:49 - X and Pearl (big spoilers) 2:24:24 - Saloum (medium spoilers) 2:30:25 - Smile (medium-high spoilers) (and bonus Malignant spoilers) 2:38:41 - Gatlopp (mild spoilers) 2:40:33 - The Empty Man (big spoilers) 2:46:59 - Fresh (medium spoilers) 2:54:19 - Barbarian (big spoilers) 3:00:07 - Crimes of the Future (big spoilers) 3:06:33 - Nope (extreme spoilers) 3:15:16 - Outro

    All music is from the Free Music Archive. The theme song is a modified version of "Reflections" by Antipop Consortium. The intermission song is "The Infinite Infinity" by Chris Hasselbring. The transition elevator music is "Elevator Succubus" by Base Cleft.

    31 October 2022, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 34 minutes
    Episode 58 - Oscars 2022

    Episode Notes

    Welcome to the annual discussion of the Oscar Best Picture nominees, and joining in the discussion, as usual, is Jen. There were ten nominees! So much to discuss! Two quick warnings heading into this one: 1) There are some mild spoilers throughout, so skip the entire discussion for that movie, based on the timestamps below, if you're sensitive about spoilers. There's only one particularly big spoiler, which is for Nightmare Alley, and so I've specially tagged that one. 2) Jen and I are somewhat down on the movies this year, and so it's not all singing praises. But we really liked a couple of them!

    Here are the timestamps for you to carefully navigate the episode if you choose:

    Intro: 0:00:00 to 0:01:32 Dune: 0:01:32 to 0:06:26 Nightmare Alley: 0:06:26 to 0:12:15 PARTICULARLY SPOILER-Y NIGHTMARE ALLEY PART: 0:09:22 to 0:12:15 Don't Look Up: 0:12:15 to 0:19:38 Power of the Dog: 0:19:38 to 0:26:10 West Side Story: 0:26:10 to 0:32:14 King Richard: 0:32:14 to 0:38:17 Drive My Car: 0:38:17 to 0:46:42 Belfast: 0:46:42 to 0:49:50 Licorice Pizza 0:49:50 to 1:03:58 CODA: 1:03:58 to 1:29:05 (but Licorice Pizza tangent 1:15:12 to 1:17:17) Viewing Omission Regrets: 1:29:05 to 1:33:49 Closing 1:33:49 to 1:34:15

    As always, the intro music is a minimal version of "Reflections" by Anti-Pop Consortium from the Free Music Database. Thanks for listening!

    27 March 2022, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 30 minutes
    Episode 57 - Groundhog Day (First Loop)

    Episode Notes

    Please join Johnny and me for the second half of our incredibly lengthy, but hopefully enjoyable, discussion about Groundhog Day. In this installment we finally get around to talking about our favorite and least favorite parts of the movie, the message of the movie, and also a truly unfortunate video game adaptation.

    As always the theme song is a modified version of "Reflections" by Anti-Pop Consortium from the Free Music Database. The other audio clips and sound effects are used for commentary purposes and fun and constitute fair use and whatnot and please don't sue me for making this for the ten people who listen.

    Thanks and have a good one!

    23 February 2022, 6:22 am
  • Episode 56 - Groundhog Day (First Time Through)

    Episode Notes

    Join me as I try to continue my streak of holiday-themed movie discussions with what is arguably one of the best, most consistent holiday genres--Groundhog Day movies. I am joined by good friend and fellow time loop fan Johnny Rhoads and we . . . pretty much never stop talking about Groundhog Day and time loop media in general. Our conversation went so long that this very long podcast is not even close to the whole discussion, and I will be putting out part two soon. In the meantime, happy Groundhog Day, and go watch Groundhog Day!

    As always the theme is a modified version of Reflections by Anti-Pop Consortium. Clips from Groundhog Day and the Making of Groundhog Day are my attempts at fair use. Byeeeeee!

    2 February 2022, 6:58 am
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    Episode 55 - Family Scrooged

    Episode Notes

    Please enjoy this very timely double-feature episode with Jen. We talk about our two picks for holiday movies: The Family Stone and Scrooged. One of us, I won't say who, is a Scrooge about Scrooged!

    Here are some timestamps if you just want to check out certain discussions:

    Intro: 0:00:00 to 0:01:41 The Family Stone: 0:01:41 to 0:40:36 Scrooged: 0:40:36 to 01:08:49 Outro: 01:08:49 to 01:09:50

    Happy . . . holidays . . . everybody? I hope you enjoy our chat.

    As always, the theme song is a remixed version of Reflections by Anti-Pop Consortium, from the Free Music Archive. Byeeee!

    28 January 2022, 7:19 am
  • Episode 54 - Jingle All the Way

    Episode Notes

    Please enjoy this looooong discussion with the excellent guest John Rhoads about the terrible movie Jingle All the Way. Seriously this episode is like five minutes shorter than the movie itself. I apologize for: 1) this coming out way after Christmas, and 2) kind of a lot of background noise. I hope you still enjoy it! Or just save this one and revisit it during Christmas 2022.

    As always, the theme song is a modified version of Reflections by Anti-Pop Consortium from the Free Music Archive. There are various clips from Jingle All the Way and interviews in this episode and I'm gonna go ahead and claim fair use what with all our insightful commentary.

    Thanks and have a good one!

    12 January 2022, 7:28 am
  • 47 minutes 10 seconds
    Episode 53ish: The Holiday

    Episode Notes

    Welcome to the (sort of) next installment of the FANCY Fantasy Football Podcast that is not at all about fantasy football. In the (sort of) start of a series of episodes about holiday movies, this episode is a long chat with returning guest Abby Saul, who selected The Holiday. My sincerest apologies to my previous guest Alex, with whom I had a lovely chat about Elf, but I failed to record the discussion. Oof.

    Anyway, as always, please enjoy and let me know what you think. The theme song is a modified version of "Reflections" by Anti-Pop Consortium. There's also a couple of clips in this episode and, uhh, I am calling fair use because of our discussion adding context and analysis.

    Have a good one!

    15 December 2021, 7:04 am
  • 1 hour 17 minutes
    Episode 52 - Halloween 2021

    Episode Notes

    After an extended absence, the FANCY Podcast is back to discuss a whole bunch of Halloween movies with dear friend Abby. As always the theme song is a modified version of "Reflections" by Anti-Pop Consortium from the Free Music Library. Please enjoy!

    Here are the timestamps for avoiding spoilers about the various movies:

    0:00:00 to 0:01:20  - Intro 0:01:20 to 0:02:46 - All the movies we watched 0:02:46 to 0:09:36 - Common themes noticed 0:09:36 to 0:57:31 - Favorite and Least Favorite Movie Discussion (spoilers abound) 0:10:27 to 0:17:50 - Pig 0:17:50 to 0:26:33 - They Live 0:26:33 to 0:31:13- Saint Maud  0:31:13 to 0:34:41- Afflicted 0:34:41 to 0:40:20 - Train to Busan 0:40:20 to 0:47:10 - Coherence 0:47:10 to 0:49:52 - Hocus Pocus 0:49:52 to 0:57:31 - Evil Dead 2 0:57:31 to 1:14:25 - TV Shows 0:57:31 to 0:59:19 - TV Show Intro 0:59:19 to 1:09:09 - Midnight Mass 1:09:09 to 1:14:25 - Squid Game 1:14:25 to 1:17:17 - Outro

    30 October 2021, 7:25 am
  • 1 hour 35 minutes
    Episode 51 - Halloween 2020 with Abby

    Episode Notes

    You're in for a real TREAT with this SPOOKILY good episode, featuring a SPIRITED discussion of HORRIFIC movies and TV shows with special GHOST Abby. I'm DREADFULLY SORRY for the PUNS. I am TRAPPED INSIDE MY CAPSLOCK KEY. Please send HELP.

    There are lots of spoilers, so here are the time stamps to avoid them:

    0:00:00-0:03:33 - Intro

    (0:02:23 - False plan for the schedule of the rest of the discussion)

    0:03:33-0:11:07 - Relic

    0:11:07-0:18:36 - The Other Lamb

    0:18:36-0:23:44 - Memories of Murder

    0:23:44-0:38:03 - The Thing Mega Discussion (See also: MinnMax Deep Dive)

    0:23:44-0:26:36 - Intro Thing

    0:26:36-0:30:23 - Who Goes There? (1938 short story)

    0:30:23-0:34:18 - The Thing from Another Planet (1951)

    0:34:18-0:38:03 - The Thing (1982)

    0:38:03-0:48:17 - Lovecraft Country

    0:48:17-0:56:07 - Shirley

    0:56:07-1:11:13 - The Haunting of Bly Manor

    (1:03:11-1:04:05 - The Haunting of Hill House Spoiler)

    1:11:13-1:25:42 - The Invisible Man (2020)

    1:25:37-1:33:00 - Quick Discussion of Additional Movies (Re-Animator, In the Mouth of Madness, La Llorona, Ready or Not, One Cut of the Dead)

    1:33:00-1:35:01 - Outro

    As always, the intro and outro music is a minimal version of "Reflections" by Anti-Pop Consortium from the Free Music Database. The clip from the score of The Invisible Man is "Attack" by Benjamin Wallfisch. Thanks for listening!!

    30 October 2020, 10:00 am
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