The boys are back with a splash as they make podcast history by being the first podcast to reach their third season. To celebrate, they're bringing back fan-favorite misanthrope Bruce Greenwood, who has a little bone to pick with the recent adaptation of Game of Thrones. Will he and the boys work out their creative differences? Will Bjork stop at nothing in her quixotic quest to conquer the world? Sponsors include: Gin, Alan's Wrenches, and Johnson's Gas Station BPs.

With bandleader Björk still AWOL, our intrepid co-hosts get philosophical with the Fast and Furious spin off Hobbs and Shaw. There is much consternation over the lack of walkie talkies, disagreements about whether the bad guy is an AI or a person, and some nonsense about 12 hour bass lines. Grisha experiences pancake themed wish fulfillment and turtleneck themed dissatisfaction. Obviously this one is for the philosophy majors out there.

The boys finally get to the movie we've all been waiting for: 1982's 1970s fantasy epic Sorceress. There's a terrible goat man, a terrible goat man, bad ADR, a terrible goat man, and more.

The boys are back to finish their epic-length review of the Rise of Skywalker. Many tangents are explored, many chuckles are had as the boys drill deep, deep into the final movie in the Skywalker Sage. Bjork is still MIA.

Fresh off their wildly successful one-episode season, the boys are back in style as they dissect Star Wars Episode IX: Rise of Skywalker Returns! There is no meandering and they get straight to the point, pontificating to their own mad rhythms with a overabundance of finality, making this the definitive review of the most recent Star Wars release. Part 1.

The boys get the show off to a cracking start with a rousing game of Bury the Banana, Dodge the Banana. Then it's time to get down to business as the boys make a hard left from pugaliscious to pigaliscoius when they review the most avant garde entry to date in George Miller's Mad Max franchise, Babe 2: Pig in the City. There is much rejoicing.

The boys review the latest and greatest third movie in the smash hit Dragonheart franchise, Dragonheart 4: The Quest for the Heart(h)fire. Drinks are made, drinks are drunk, drunks talk. Bonus forensic filmography segment before the close.

Toga In The Morning returns with down-home, off-the-cuff, relaxed introduction as the boys freestyle conversation like it's the podcasting X-Games. Then, special guest Bruce Greenhorn appears on the program to promote his terrible reductionist version of Star Wars: The Last Jedi. The boys travel to West Hollywood to record this train wreck.

The boys go for broke with their review of Now You See Me 2: The See-ening. Is Morgan Freeman the Ruff Monster's father? This and many other questions answered. Then, the boys are back in town as Werner Herzog and the irrespressible Street Pug return with the thrilling conclusion of their murder mystery. Kirk Cameron still guest-stars as Brock Nelson, PI.

Don't call it post-apocalyptic as the boys review Turbo Kid (sponsored by gnome-bats, probably). Then, the sci-fi theme continues as Werner Herzog and his ever-present muse Street Pug investigate a mystery that cuts close to home. Kirk Cameron guest-stars as Brock Nelson, PI.

It's a special birthday edition of Toga in the Morning as the boys discuss birthdays and other dimensions with the birthday girl/android Bjork. Next, the boys dive headfirst into Star Wars to discuss the nature of Porgs, Boba Fett's qualities, and what our potential Patreon could be. Bonus XXX: Return of Xander Cage content also included.