We're writing a memoire: 'Even sad birds fly, Greg - the Gerg Story' hopefully out this autumn. It's just Ceej and Gerg this week so weird stuff get's said like "I have to be erect for science." Gerg reads human penis size wikipedia page and we get to the question of the year, of the week! Oh and you might win the win the Golden Gergirth award! More about us at nerdtalkplus.com!

Good news! Branden confirmed that ducks are birds but in a way that involves butts. Also, we think we found a new phrase to describe what you call that feeling pre-$100. Also, an animal that create it's own custard! OH OH OH BONUS MATERIAL: Mother Brother (Branden's Mom) joins the pod! MY GAWD!!! nerdtalkplus.com to participate or ask questions for the nonsense we spout.

Well then, one member of the show is on his way to becoming the first person smote by God since at least the old testament - who could it be?! New game alert: Is Branden the jerk or was it the fart? And we cover the profound concept that sexy doesn't necessarily mean attractive. Look how much science and technology we covered... Join the fun at nerdtalkplus.com <- all our socials and links and stuff.

Hello new friends to the pod - we're trying really hard to explain all of our absurd stupid jokes that are baked into the DNA of this show as we welcome you into the fold. If there's something you're not sure about, just always assume they're routed in us being immature and gross. If you're still here after that we'll all be just fine! Join in the fun: nerdtalkplus.com <- that's our link tree with socials etc.

Happy birthday, Branden! Only 34 years to go until your biggest birthday ever. Everyone bring your gerg-gourd we're judging zucchinis. I'm gonna be honest, i'm hungover from cooking sake and am giving up on writing this description. See you in hell. Hell -> nerdtalkplus.com.

"Houston, we have a boner" is something I wouldn't say I'm proud to transcribe but also lol what?! We're so overwhelmed by the recent support for the pod and all the great messages and comments. Find us at nerdtalkplus.com to link up on socials and keep up with our stupid antics off-pod. We love making this stupid thing and it's more fun when you're having fun, too!

Celebrating the return of the Artemis II mission, Ceej put together this disaster of a lunch: introducing Fartemis II - a story of the chimichurri adventure and a nacho cheese bidet! nerdtalkplus.com to complain about us to us.

This episode was originally called "Good with the toilet stuff" but our editor (me) decided that would potentially get us (me) into a meeting I don't feel like having... Anyway, everyone abandoned us so it's a Ceej/Gerg episode which means Ceej has a better chance at getting Gerg to say his intrusive thoughts out loud. What could go wrong (besides space kidnapping)? Thanks for finding us online at nerdtalkplus.com.

This week, the pod receives the exact recognition you'd expect us to get and we react exactly like you'd expect. We're Brandenless again so to everyone who wrote in saying our last show was awesome bc we let loose, we're missing the randomness of Branden getting up mid pod, unannounced, to feed his dog (probably). We really do have the best time making this show so thank you for listening and to everyone at PodRanker, thank you for being so generous with your review of our dumb show. Join us here: nerdtalkplus.com!

We cover a lot (of nothing) in this (recorded on) St Paddy's Day episode. From renaming animals to renaming sports teams there's a lot of giggling going on here. Also, we have a new show to debut after the Fat Bachelor this fall! We love you for listening, thank you! Find us here to shout at us online: nerdtalkplus.com OK BYE!

Grab your kid sized ax and lets get eatin' iguana eggs! We dive into the wonderful world of something called Kranch and find a new a smart device that belongs in the butt region of your underwear <- pretty normal episode! As always, thank you for getting weird with us and if you've just arrived from EndMail, we love that you spent a click on us. How about giving us another at nerdtalkplus.com?!