- 53 minutes 39 secondsEpisode 382: Dan Brown International Airport (DBI)
Jon thinks things are quiet ... maybe too quiet. David ponders the RNC midterm convention.
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8 September 2026, 11:00 pm - 3 minutes 17 secondsEpisode 381: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Tree Canopy Percentages -- Reconciling Data And Vibes
Jon compares (and critiques) tree canopy data for 250+ American cities and towns. Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
4 September 2026, 6:00 pm - 57 minutes 15 secondsEpisode 380: Could Hasan Piker Name Five Choreographers?
Jon wants to bring his wi-fi router to the G20 Ministerial meeting in Chapel Hill. David tries to remember the names of Sarah Palin's kids.
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1 September 2026, 10:30 pm - 53 minutes 46 secondsEpisode 379: I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy
David celebrates Natalie Harp. Jon mourns his lost almanacs.
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25 August 2026, 10:00 pm - 4 minutes 20 secondsEpisode 378: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Where Are The Centers Of The States?
Jon shares his research about determining the centers of all 50 U.S. states! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
21 August 2026, 6:45 pm - 56 minutes 53 secondsEpisode 377: Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter
David explains what an aircraft carrier is. Jon remembers visiting the yacht of a man who was later killed by drug dealers.
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18 August 2026, 10:00 pm - 57 minutes 24 secondsEpisode 376: Reflecting Pool Reflections
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11 August 2026, 8:00 pm - 54 minutes 41 secondsEpisode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe
This is our last episode until the midterms!
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7 April 2026, 11:00 pm - 57 minutes 23 secondsEpisode 374: Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents
Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men.
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31 March 2026, 11:00 pm - 57 minutes 18 secondsEpisode 373: Ezekiel 6:14
Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary.
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24 March 2026, 11:00 pm - 55 minutes 10 secondsEpisode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes
David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines.
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