Election Profit Makers
ELECTION PROFIT MAKERS
A podcast about election-related prediction marke…
- 55 minutes 31 secondsEpisode 371: Let's Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices
David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov.
Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
Send questions and comments to [email protected]
Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
10 March 2026, 11:00 pm - 54 minutes 28 secondsEpisode 370: A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America's Warrior Ethos
Jon and David discuss the newest ridiculous event.
Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
Send questions and comments to [email protected]
Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
4 March 2026, 12:00 am - 54 minutes 2 secondsEpisode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room
Jon and David prepare for the big stupid speech.
Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
Send questions and comments to [email protected]
Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
25 February 2026, 12:00 am - 52 minutes 7 secondsEpisode 368: A Quick Survey Of Bipedalism, Hindlimbs, And Forelimbs In Elite American Mammals
EPM pivots to animal physiology.
We appreciate your Patreon support https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
Send questions and comments to [email protected]
Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
18 February 2026, 12:00 am - 32 minutes 32 secondsEpisode 367: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Field Recording Of Weaver Dairy Frog Pond
This is a recording of an artificial pond on Weaver Dairy Road in Chapel Hill. It was recorded after a big summer storm in July 2023.
Support EPM on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
Send your questions or comments to [email protected]
Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
11 February 2026, 12:00 am - 1 hour 42 minutesEpisode 366: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Tournament of Number Songs
What is the best song about numbers?
Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
Send your questions or comments to [email protected]
Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
3 February 2026, 11:00 pm - 51 minutes 44 secondsEpisode 365: A Celebration Of Minor League Baseball Team Names And Stadiums
Enjoy this feel-good classic from the EPM Patreon archives.
Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
Send questions and comments to [email protected]
Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
27 January 2026, 8:00 pm - 1 minute 53 secondsAnnouncement
Taking some time off
14 January 2026, 12:00 am - 48 minutes 41 secondsEpisode 363: My Desires Are Human
Jon summarizes the year in municipal wetness. David watches TV for eight hours straight.
Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
Send questions and comments to [email protected]
Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
31 December 2025, 12:00 am - 53 minutes 30 secondsEpisode 362: Jon’s 100 Questions
David marvels at Epstein’s legs. Jon shares a profound document from 30 years ago.
Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
Send questions and comments to [email protected]
Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
23 December 2025, 11:15 pm - 56 minutes 54 secondsEpisode 361: The Emptiness Economy
Jon celebrates his favorite animal. David remembers an important moment at Clearwater Lake.
Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
Send questions and comments to [email protected]
Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown
Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky
9 December 2025, 11:00 pm - More Episodes? Get the App