- 54 minutes 57 secondsEpisode 392: Standing Before The Judgment Throne Of God With Hate In Your Heart: Our Panel Of Experts Weighs In
Jon monitors the vibe shift. David celebrates the work of Alice Huang.
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10 November 2026, 10:30 pm - 53 minutes 21 secondsEpisode 391: Anything Is Possible
Jon and David discuss the 2026 midterm results.
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4 November 2026, 7:30 pm - 4 minutes 20 secondsEpisode 390: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Dopesmoker Commentary Track
Take a break from worrying about the midterms and enjoy Jon and David's commentary on Sleep's DOPESMOKER, the best hour-long marijuana-themed heavy-metal song ever recorded. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon!
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2 November 2026, 7:00 pm - 53 minutes 40 secondsEpisode 389: Where Is The October Surprise?
Jon offers some very specific basketball analogies for next week's midterms. David girds his loins for Cheesecake Factory discourse.
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27 October 2026, 11:00 pm - 54 minutes 32 secondsEpisode 388: Two Weeks Out From The Midterms: Our Experts Weigh In
Jon updates the EPM Index for the midterms. David celebrates nonstop pain at the pump.
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20 October 2026, 10:00 pm - 55 minutes 38 secondsEpisode 387: "It Won't Show Up Anywhere If You Wire Money To American Express"
David pitches ghostwriting Kimberly Guilfoyle's memoir. Jon reviews Digger.
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13 October 2026, 10:30 pm - 57 minutes 54 secondsEpisode 386: Scraggly Facial Hair In The Battlespace: The Hidden Lethality Of Beardos (Our Experts Weigh In)
David gets his feelings hurt by the President. Jon is tempted by Digger.
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6 October 2026, 11:00 pm - 49 minutes 2 secondsEpisode 385: Eating Healthy Is Anti-Human
Jon gives up on Maine. David shares two amazing dreams.
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29 September 2026, 10:00 pm - 56 minutes 45 secondsEpisode 384: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER NOW!!!
Jon gets poetic solving a cryptic crossword clue. David introduces a two-step plan to heal the world.
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22 September 2026, 10:00 pm - 57 minutes 33 secondsEpisode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In.
Jon wonders if the president's political instincts are finally fading. David is excited to run out of missiles.
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15 September 2026, 11:00 pm - 53 minutes 39 secondsEpisode 382: Dan Brown International Airport (DBI)
Jon thinks things are quiet ... maybe too quiet. David ponders the RNC midterm convention.
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