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Jon shares his research about determining the centers of all 50 U.S. states! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
21 August 2026, 6:45 pm - 56 minutes 53 secondsEpisode 377: Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter
David explains what an aircraft carrier is. Jon remembers visiting the yacht of a man who was later killed by drug dealers.
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18 August 2026, 10:00 pm - 57 minutes 24 secondsEpisode 376: Reflecting Pool Reflections
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11 August 2026, 8:00 pm - 54 minutes 41 secondsEpisode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe
This is our last episode until the midterms!
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7 April 2026, 11:00 pm - 57 minutes 23 secondsEpisode 374: Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents
Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men.
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31 March 2026, 11:00 pm - 57 minutes 18 secondsEpisode 373: Ezekiel 6:14
Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary.
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24 March 2026, 11:00 pm - 55 minutes 10 secondsEpisode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes
David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines.
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17 March 2026, 11:30 pm - 55 minutes 31 secondsEpisode 371: Let's Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices
David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov.
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10 March 2026, 11:00 pm - 54 minutes 28 secondsEpisode 370: A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America's Warrior Ethos
Jon and David discuss the newest ridiculous event.
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4 March 2026, 12:00 am - 54 minutes 2 secondsEpisode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room
Jon and David prepare for the big stupid speech.
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25 February 2026, 12:00 am - 52 minutes 7 secondsEpisode 368: A Quick Survey Of Bipedalism, Hindlimbs, And Forelimbs In Elite American Mammals
EPM pivots to animal physiology.
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