- 49 minutes 2 secondsEpisode 385: Eating Healthy Is Anti-Human
Jon gives up on Maine. David shares two amazing dreams.
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29 September 2026, 10:00 pm - 56 minutes 45 secondsEpisode 384: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER NOW!!!
Jon gets poetic solving a cryptic crossword clue. David introduces a two-step plan to heal the world.
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22 September 2026, 10:00 pm - 57 minutes 33 secondsEpisode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In.
Jon wonders if the president's political instincts are finally fading. David is excited to run out of missiles.
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15 September 2026, 11:00 pm - 53 minutes 39 secondsEpisode 382: Dan Brown International Airport (DBI)
Jon thinks things are quiet ... maybe too quiet. David ponders the RNC midterm convention.
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8 September 2026, 11:00 pm - 3 minutes 17 secondsEpisode 381: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Tree Canopy Percentages -- Reconciling Data And Vibes
Jon compares (and critiques) tree canopy data for 250+ American cities and towns. Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
4 September 2026, 6:00 pm - 57 minutes 15 secondsEpisode 380: Could Hasan Piker Name Five Choreographers?
Jon wants to bring his wi-fi router to the G20 Ministerial meeting in Chapel Hill. David tries to remember the names of Sarah Palin's kids.
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1 September 2026, 10:30 pm - 53 minutes 46 secondsEpisode 379: I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy
David celebrates Natalie Harp. Jon mourns his lost almanacs.
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25 August 2026, 10:00 pm - 4 minutes 20 secondsEpisode 378: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Where Are The Centers Of The States?
Jon shares his research about determining the centers of all 50 U.S. states! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
21 August 2026, 6:45 pm - 56 minutes 53 secondsEpisode 377: Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter
David explains what an aircraft carrier is. Jon remembers visiting the yacht of a man who was later killed by drug dealers.
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18 August 2026, 10:00 pm - 57 minutes 24 secondsEpisode 376: Reflecting Pool Reflections
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11 August 2026, 8:00 pm - 54 minutes 41 secondsEpisode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe
This is our last episode until the midterms!
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