- 1 hour 14 minutes513 - Ed Sheeran, Sydney Sweeney, & Kash Patel’s Pet Fetish
Tim discusses the Ed Sheeran controversy, Kash Patel making a fool of himself yet again, Mitch McConnell returning to the Senate somehow still alive, the Sydney Sweeney outrage, and AI CEO’s trying to fix their image.
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19 September 2026, 4:10 pm - 1 hour 11 minutes512 - 9/11, Netanyahu, & Artificial Annihilation
Tim reminisces on 9/11 and what it did to our country. He also discusses a bombshell article claiming Netanyahu was warned of a major attack before October 7th, George Bush telling Americans we forgot the lessons of 9/11, and an Anthropic employee declaring AI will destroy humanity.
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12 September 2026, 4:10 pm - 1 hour 13 minutes511 - JD Vance, Drafted To Iran, & The End Times
Tim discusses Rosie O'Donnell singing in a choir with Epstein survivors, a Jerusalem Post article about how young Americans should pay off debt by fighting in Iran, a stabbing in Times Square, and JD Vance telling us that the end times could be right now.
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5 September 2026, 4:10 pm - 1 hour 11 minutes510 - Lindsay Clancy, Darline Graham, & The American Woman
Tim discusses the Lindsay Clancy trial and the support it has drawn from American mothers, a woman who converted to Islam and planned an attack in New York, Russia's increasingly dangerous proximity to war, and Darline Graham blundering a question during a Republican primary.
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29 August 2026, 4:10 pm - 1 hour 14 minutes509 - Meghan and Harry, Classic Trump, & $40 Trillion In Debt
Tim discusses Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announcing their return to the UK, Trump inviting a lifeguard to the White House to congratulate his heroism, Walmart reporting their weakest sales in years, and the US national debt topping $40 trillion.
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22 August 2026, 4:10 pm - 1 hour 2 minutes508 - Overboard in Iran, Savannah Guthrie, & ICE Electric Gloves
Tim discusses American sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln in Iran jumping overboard, Savannah Guthrie interviewing Chrissy Metz about taking weight loss drugs, ICE using electric gloves, the fallout from Taco Bell’s contaminated lettuce, and men leaving the workforce at record numbers.
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15 August 2026, 4:10 pm - 1 hour 6 minutes507 - Perez Hilton, Trump’s Lies, & Data Center Detonation
Tim discusses Perez Hilton’s disturbing Tik Tok livestream, Donald Trump’s continued threats against Iran and how his only way forward is to lie, why social media isn’t fun anymore, and a story about a Georgia family losing their home to an AI data center.
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8 August 2026, 4:10 pm - 1 hour 5 minutes506 - Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer
Tim discusses how influencers have ruined the dining experience, why privacy is now a luxury, the teenage lifeguard who got invited to the White House by Donald Trump, Miriam Adelson paying tribute to Lindsey Graham, and the migrant crisis currently unfolding in Spain.
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1 August 2026, 4:10 pm - 1 hour 17 minutes505 - Andrew Tate, A Socialist Makeover, & The Demise Of Red Robin
Tim discusses Andrew Tate and his brother facing new charges of sexual misconduct, Lindsey Graham’s sister taking her brothers seat in the US Senate, the Democratic Socialist Party needing to clean up their image, Red Robin restaurants shutting down, and a model scout for Jeffrey Epstein being found in his home under questionable circumstances.
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25 July 2026, 4:10 pm - 1 hour 13 minutes504 - Lindsey Graham, Invading Iran & The Summer of Sh*t
Tim discusses the mysterious and sudden passing of Senator Lindsey Graham, Donald Trump’s speech complaining about voting fraud, an impending US invasion of Iran, JD Vance going on Joe Rogan’s podcast to discuss Epstein, and America being infected at every corner with literal sh*t.
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18 July 2026, 4:10 pm - 1 hour 9 minutesTeen Takeovers & Netanyahu’s New Nightmare | The Tim Dillon Show #503
Tim discusses the concerning trend known as 'Teen Takeovers', like the one that shut down Newport Beach on the 4th of July, and how a company like Palantir may step in to help. Tim also talks about Netanyahu calling Turkey a new enemy and saying Iran "definitely" has chemical weapons.
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