It's Patreon Preview time! We'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week, but scheduling has not permitted a record, so we're pulling a gem out of the Patreon $8 archive for ya! $8+ patreons are entered into a raffle to choose our extra episode for the month, and get exclusive access to those extra episodes!

Kelly and Katai talk the movie LADYHAWKE! Huge thanks to listener Sammy P for the suggestion! We love this strange, unique, and earnest story about two lovers cursed to spend eternity apart! Tiny guys in big rags, excellent hawk actors, and extremely weird 80s cop show soundtracks!

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This week Kelly and Katai read TWILIGHT: DRAWING THE DEAD by Neil R. Selden, the story of a love triangle that spans the centuries and puns. They talk loving the setting, rooting for the characters, being in denial about your jealous rage, creeping channeling, and when puns are or are not an acceptable form of humor.

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This week Kelly and Katai read HORROR HIGH: TOXIC BEAUTY by Caroline B. Cooney, a repackaged version of THE RETURN OF THE VAMPIRE from her VAMPIRE'S PROMISE trilogy that changed some of the names and NOTHING ELSE. They talk Bethenny/Devnee being a drip, not understanding anything of the vampire's physicality, confusing shadow lore, uneven story structure, a few really good passages, and more!

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This week Kelly and Katai read FATAL ATTRACTION by Imogen Howe from Dell's 1980s Twilight series, the story of an evil witch who won't stop bringing down positive teens with her sob stories. They talk toxic positivity, vague plant-based religious philosophy, the book's anti-empathy narrative, David being the worst, Cindy being a queen, and more!

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Kelly and guest co-host Patrick Ehlers talk Hardy Boys Casefiles No. 48: ROCK 'N' REVENGE! The Hardy Boys sort of stop the murder of Buddy Death, famous death metal musician! Too many military knives, yakuza tattoos, being splintered to death, deserved electrocutions, and video game talk!

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Get a copy of Patrick's book: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Anatomy of a Mutant!

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Kelly and guest co-host Brendan Milove talk Dance of Death by Lou Kassem! An extremely boring (but cursed?) main character must unravel the truth of two handsome identical twin boy ghosts, aided by her star quarterback, mystery-obsessed boyfriend and her horsefreak best friend who disappears halfway through the book!

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This week Kelly and Katai read FEAR STREET #24: THE THRILL CLUB by R.L. Stine (or apparently Tom Perrotta??), the dumb story of a girl whose brain is getting hijacked by her boyfriend in order to force her to kill her short story club friends. They talk barely-there character motivations, cool ideas with no follow-through, dumb plotting, Seth inventing racist occult lore, egregious cliffhangers, and more!

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Kelly and guest co-host Ryan Mogge (Made Up Murder) talk Sweet Valley High #57: Teacher Crush by Francine Pascal. The twins' friend Olivia is in love with their art teacher Stuart (yeah he has them call him that) and is completely stalking him, Jessica is building a computer all to humiliate Lila, and Elizabeth has a special someone coming back to town...

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Kelly and guest co-host Brandon Winfrey talk about Hardy Boys Casefiles No. 42: The Last Laugh! Frank and Joe go to SDCC, encounter evil comic book villains come to life, drop an old man and break his legs, and somehow accidentally solve a ... kidnapping/insurance fraud ring? Plus, tangents: leg lengthening surgery, twin eating, and meeting people at the beach!

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This week Kelly and Katai read PRIVATE RITES by Julia Armfield, the story of three sisters and an inheritance that is NOT a full reimagining of King Lear. They talk stressful family dynamics, never changing in the eyes of the people who knew you when, not giving grace, end times, nebulous cult lore, and more!

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Kelly is joined by Patrick Ehlers to talk DEVIL WIND by Laurie Bridges and Paul Alexander! They talk being possessed by whistles, being obsessed with whistles, hating whistles, loving whistles, and also sailing!

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