- 54 minutes 53 seconds77: Deadfall (1993) vs. Arsenal (2017)
Let’s make a sequel to that forgotten 1993 movie. Wait, not a sequel. Just a movie with the same character that died horrifically in the original. Keep making sense, Hollywood.
16 May 2026, 2:46 am - 55 minutes 57 seconds76: Next (2007) vs. Knowing (2009)
This was a rough era for Cage. His hair….was something else. His acting is sophistiCaged.
11 April 2026, 3:28 am - 34 minutes 33 seconds75: Outcast (2014) vs. Jiu Jitsu (2020)
Terrible vs. Terrible. We all lost.
22 March 2026, 3:16 am - 42 minutes 33 seconds74: Dying Of The Light (2014) vs. Dark (2017)
It’s a true Paul Schrader vs. the studio versus Paul Schrader using studio scraps episode.
7 March 2026, 4:10 am - 57 minutes 29 seconds73: Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1984) vs. Rumble Fish (1983)
Loud and nude vs black and white and nude also.
21 February 2026, 4:32 am - 51 minutes 38 seconds72: The Best Of Times (1981) vs. Never On Tuesday (1988) vs. Welcome To Hollywood (1998) vs. Werewolf Women of The S.S. (2007)
The Best Of Times shows Nick playing Nicky Coppola as a sex hunk. Never On Tuesday shows Cage as a big nosed Emo Phillips. Welcome To Hollywood does not show Cage. Werewolf Women Of The S.S. Shows Cage as a mustachioed Fu Manchu I suppose? Did it really matter who he was there? Just laugh and be done with it Cage. Which one wins? Do we win? No.
31 January 2026, 5:21 am - 35 minutes 54 seconds71: The Carpenter's Son (2025)
Cageus Christ The Carpenter. The point is, Jesus did some erotic snakework.
17 January 2026, 3:16 am - 55 minutes 9 seconds70: Army Of One (2016) vs. Snowden (2016)
Army Of One is weird voice Cage versus barely in it Cage. Both 2016 I guess is the connection.
3 January 2026, 5:26 am - 51 minutes 24 seconds69: Gunslingers (2025)
Haven’t seen it yet but I hear he’s in 4 amazing minutes of film. I can’t wait to find out. This is sure to live amongst the greatest westerns of all time.
4 October 2025, 4:19 am - 53 minutes 53 seconds68: The Surfer (2024)
Can Cage really surf? I really don’t know. I mean he wears leather jackets but he also collects dinosaur bones so it’s hard to tell where he falls on the surfing topic.
13 September 2025, 4:02 am - 58 minutes 5 seconds67: Longlegs (2024)
We both went to the theater to see Nic Cage in Longlegs a few months back and now we are ready to report on it.
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