Hoteps Been Told You

Hoteps Been Told You

Trying to make the world more Hotep

  • 3 hours 2 minutes
    The Black Church - HBTY 396

    The Bills handled the Jags on the field, but the real explosion came afterward — when a Black female journalist offered the Jags coach a warm, auntie‑style blessing that sent Sports Twitter into full meltdown mode, with Jemele Hill catching strays in the crossfire.

    From that viral flashpoint, the pod pivots to Corey Holcomb vs Anton, breaking down the only question that matters: who chumped who.

    J. Cole reenters the chat with a new video from The Fall Off, raising the debate over whether fans still ride with him after bowing out of the Drake vs Kendrick war.

    Druski’s church skit ignites the timeline, sparking a comedic face‑off with Tra Raggs. The crew digs into who’s actually funnier and who resonates more with the culture — absurdist parody or sharp social commentary.

    A cultural obituary for Scott Adams leads into a look at Hotep Jesus’s influence on his attempted rebrand, highlighting how satire, controversy, and reinvention collide in the digital era.

    The episode closes with heavier global and domestic beats: U.S. involvement in Iran and new ICE incidents in Minnesota, grounding the cultural chatter in real‑world stakes.

     

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    16 January 2026, 1:32 pm
  • 2 hours 35 minutes
    ICE Murders a White Woman - HBTY 395

    The Hoteps break down the tragedy of the ICE shooting in Minnesota, joined by on‑the‑scene callers Rev. Tim Christopher and PdawgKnight for firsthand insight. The crew also taps into IShowSpeed’s wild Africa tour, debates whether boiled hot dogs are the unexpected wave of 2026, questions if Zion Williamson is officially a trick, and dives into plenty more.

     

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    9 January 2026, 7:04 pm
  • 2 hours 49 minutes
    Somalians Allegedly Scam Millions - HBTY 394

    The Hoteps close out 2025 with a bang. In this year‑end finale, they tear into the explosive Somali daycare scandal rocking Minnesota, put Hotep Jesus on the stand for his wild Gutfeld! appearance, and unpack the stories that shaped the culture. It’s sharp, it’s spicy, and it’s the perfect sendoff to a chaotic year.

    31 December 2025, 5:45 am
  • 2 hours 28 minutes
    HBTY Christmas Episode: MAGA Nicki Minaj Enters the Building - HBTY 393

    In a special early episode the Hotep's discuss Nicki Minaj appearance at TPUSA, The new F the streets movement, Hotep Jesus appearance on Gutfield and much more 

    24 December 2025, 5:24 am
  • 3 hours 22 minutes
    Trump's Venezuela Oil War - HBTY 392

    Netflix Jumps Into Podcasts Netflix just shook up the industry, announcing podcasts are coming to the platform. Expect shows from Barstool Sports, iHeart, The Breakfast Club, Rory & Mal, and more. Is this move the rebirth of the podcast game—or the beginning of the end?

    B Dot’s Top 10 Rappers of 2025 B Dot drops his annual list. Did he nail it or completely miss the mark? We break it down and create our own HBTY Top 10 Rappers of 2025.

    Breaking News & Hot Takes

    • Ebro gets fired

    • The Brown University shooting dominates headlines

    • Hotep Jesus faces judgment in Hotep Court

    19 December 2025, 5:22 pm
  • 3 hours 6 minutes
    The Showdown: Candace Owens vs Erika Kirk - HBTY 391

    The Michigan head coach’s firing over “Pawgin” ignites heated debate, with the streets demanding Uncle Hotep’s verdict.

    Uncle Hotep and Hotep Jesus dissect the explosive 50 Cent documentary on Diddy, unpacking its ripple effects across the industry.

    Tensions rise when Uncle Hotep accuses Hotep Jesus of lining up Tim Pool to clash with Candace Owens—setting the stage for even more drama.

    16 December 2025, 12:45 pm
  • 2 hours 48 minutes
    Blood on Uncle Hoteps Hands - HBTY 390
    Marc Lamont messy vibes: After Brian McKnight’s clash with Joe Budden over family drama, Marc stirred the pot—dropping a Patreon interview with McKnight’s son. Unc’s fingerprints are all over this one. Sean Combs Netflix doc: 50 Cent delivered, putting Diddy’s story front and center. Did the documentary land, or is it cap? And does this hit Diddy’s image even harder? Max B’s aura check: Fresh out, but is the wave still waving? Some say he’s looking a little washed. Unc & HJ debate: From the latest Candace Owens developments to the true meaning of “annunciate,” the back-and-forth gets lively.
    5 December 2025, 2:06 pm
  • 2 hours 59 minutes
    Candace Owens Assassination Claims Sound Bogus - HBTY 389
    The Hoteps wishes everyone a happy Thanksgiving
    27 November 2025, 5:58 pm
  • 3 hours 11 minutes
    Nicki Minaj Speaks at the UN - HBTY 388
    Roland vs. HJ Roland Martin reignites beef after that Rogan clip, calling HJ a “dumb ass.” Signal to the Boule? Pharrell Speaks Pharrell hit the mic, and the timeline lit up. Complex’s Top Albums Highlights: Ye’s MBDTF, 50’s Get Rich, Jay‑Z’s Blueprint, Rihanna’s Anti. Kendrick sneaks in at #12. Eric Adams Joins the Cipher From Floyd to Ye to Thug — now Adams. Once HJ hits that wall, it’s complete. Nicki at the UN Nicki Minaj speaks on Nigeria at the UN. Activism… or chess move against Roc Nation?
    21 November 2025, 1:52 pm
  • 2 hours 51 minutes
    The Wave is Home_ - HBTY 387
    In this episode, The Hoteps dive into the buzz surrounding Max B’s return after 17 years behind bars. Uncle Hotep and Hotep Jesus go head-to-head in a fiery debate over the meaning of “science,” while the crew unpacks the latest developments in the Trump–Epstein scandal. The conversation also explores rising tensions and the looming threat of war in Venezuela, plus a sharp look back at Rory’s old tweets and much more.
    14 November 2025, 1:54 pm
  • 3 hours 8 minutes
    Zohran Mamdani Wins New York - HBTY 386
    We dive into the seismic shifts shaking up culture and politics. From Ye and Mayweather's unexpected acts of submission, to the rise of "The Mamdani Effect" as he clinches the New York mayoral seat, and Hotep Jesus facing trial for alleged collusion—this episode unpacks the drama, the symbolism, and the ripple effects. Plus, more stories that challenge the status quo and stir the pot.
    7 November 2025, 1:17 pm
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