Tis the Season! Michael and Melissa discuss their favorite Christmas movies, songs, memories, and much more over a piping hot bottle of mulled wine.

Michael and Melissa are back from quite the hiatus! This episode they get back in the groove and discuss their travels, Kanye lyrics, Mandy Moore's artistic range, the standard shout out to Baby Future, and the world finally hears the Syracuse Lloyd story for the ages!

Can we just choose our own sponsors? Well, thanks to our newest "sponsor" Peter Pan Donuts for this episode. Michael and Melissa talk modern dentistry, celebrate the 20th anniversary of "MMMBOP," John Mellencamp vs. John Cougar vs. John Cougar Mellancamp, some new food show that Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart art going to co-host, and much more.

Michael and Melissa check back in with the will they/won't they Drake and RiRi relationship, dissect the cross section of people who are both Beyonce die-hards and capable hackers, Malia Obama being a normal teenage girl doing normal teenage things, and try really hard to get Aaron not to quit.

Michael and Melissa discuss freckled bananas, the Kimye/Tay Tay conspiracy theory, outer-borough fine dining, how Pokemon Go is increasing the crime rate, and so much more!

This episode Michael and Melissa talk about Future's emoji death threats, hot dog eating world records, a road trip with Fabio, what the phrase "casually dating" means to Kardashian women, and so much more!

This episode Michael and Melissa discuss the BET Awards, JR Smith's topless business ventures, whether or not Michael is a fan of the Quad City DJ's (he is!), Joey Fatone's real last name and his real hot dog shop, an all new recording flub towards the end that is not Aaron's fault in any way, and much more!

We're talkin' Lil Wayne sports anthems/seizures, Y2KimmyK throwing shade at Taylor Swift, Pitbull's resourcefulness making up for his (probably) low IQ, and much much more. Forgive us for the mic issues. We're still learning!

This week we discuss Puerto Rican Day Parade royalty, the similarities and differences between Billy Zane and Zayn Malik, try to figure out just how we feel about Bieber getting beat up, get further confused about the whole Hamilton phenomenon, and Mike explains artificial insemination with a suspicious amount of detail!

This week we try to figure out who Amber Heard is, lament the all-too-short career of broken hearted Gavin Rossdale, discuss women's only swimming pool hours, comment on how yet another American child fell into a gorilla pit somehow, and ughhh Madonna utterly ruined a Prince tribute in front of the whole world. Enjoy!