"All I want is a makeover Far from what I look like now Please rip apart this cow Oh, wouldn't it be loverly? Lots of grapefruit for me to eat Lots of GHDs makin' lots of heat fit face, fit hands, fit feet Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?" Oh make over narratives, how I hate you. Jess and Olly watch 100% Hotter

What a silly show we have for you today. A group of women are judged by their appearance and arbitrary talents, in an effort to be the best woman. *Editorial Correction* What a silly show we have for you today. A group of MEN are judged by their appearance and arbitrary talents, in an effort to be the best MAN. Now THAT is ridiculous. Man O Man

In the TV series Glow, the character Debbie has some difficulty getting into her wrestling character. So her friends take her to a match to help her out. After watching the pageantry and the outlandish performances she has a revelation. She jumps out of her seat and exclaims "It's A Soap Opera! This whole thing is a soap opera! I understand how to do that." Replace Debbie with Jess, the match with E's 'Total Divas' and "soap opera" with reality TV. Turns out we all really like wrestling, who knew?

Olly's back from NZ! I asked her to bring back some duty free gin, and somehow that translated into two obscure New Zealand reality programs from the early 2000s (yay). Celebrity Treasure Island (who likes gin anyway?)and Popstars! (I knew you weren't listening Olly). Such fun, such sober, sober fun.

Remember watching TV back in the day? And the person with the remote keeps flicking between channels? Will stay on one for a little bit and then changes again? For Fucks sake Uncle Steve just pick a damn show! We are Uncle Steve this week. Brining you not one, not two but three DIY reality shows.