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feb 2020:

Mourning the lost of his favorite Brooklynite, Pop Smoke, Bobby Moore has grown sick and has developed the Corona Virus, so our good friends at HTNOS have stepped in to crush another episode of SAMPC! Chris and Dutch try and wrangle the herd of cats that are Adam and Bobby's show notes, while learning something about what they call "underground hip hop", speed dating in the early 80's and whatever the fuck "Bloombeto" means. Wu Tang sends killa bees to attack the police and "that guy" D Wade retires his jersey. so strap in, as Dutchy does her best Bobby Moore impression for an hour and twenty mins!

RIP Pop Smoke.

you fuck with the beach boys? would you date a porn star? is Trump really selling shoes? are they racist? shout out to the black ones. we talk about Deadpool. what are you doing with 100 million dollars. which super power would you take outta three? Which one of these titles do you like the best? Allocated in the Bushes. Big Jong Un Energy, the Black Ones, Mu Qu You, Sleepytime Daddy Juice, Fifanually Steebul, Naked and Conspired? Should we still podcast? Reach out to us and tell us what you think, I promise you I welcome the feed back. We love you guys thank you so much hugs and drugs.

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We are sponsored by the Jiu Jitsu Soup Co. made right in Monmouth county New Jersey the jujitsu soap company is an anti-microbial pro titty soap. made for those who roll, and those who don’t.. if you get down, don’t let your skin crawl with microbes! if you listen to the government and believe is fake news you can go to @Jitzsoap on all social media platforms or thejiujitsusoapco.com right now and use the code SAMPC to save 25% on every order of incredible soap salves or lotions and now candles! don’t let these creepy crawlies destroy your good time!!

SAMPC is also sponsored by OhFishl Clothing!

Rooted in hip hop, ohfishl is a street wear brand creating high quality tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there’s something at ohfishl for all tastes. Check out ohfishl.com that’s O-H-F-I-S-H-L and use code SAMPC to save 25% off your order of beautiful hand crafted tshirts, hats and jewelry. Ohfishl clothing. Live by your own rules OHFISHL.COM RIGHT NOW AND USE THE CODEWORD “SAMPC” FOR 25% YOUR PURCHASE!

Yeah yeah.. we're back.. don't make a big deal about it. would you own a folding TV? some stuff has happened since we've been locked up, we talk about a large football game, and awards for music but mostly we talk about Bobby Moore's fashion choices of the past, our favorite hip hop artists, Chinese things, and what we'd tell our 16 year old self if we had the chance.

We are so thankful you've been patient with up.. thank you.

enjoy this episode baby girl.

show us some stuff, DMs are open.

SAMPC AvB is Part of a the ⭕️ Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ 

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We are sponsored by the Jiu Jitsu Soup Co. made right in Monmouth county New Jersey the jujitsu soap company is an anti-microbial pro titty soap. made for those who roll, and those who don’t.. if you get down, don’t let your skin crawl with microbes! if you listen to the government and believe is fake news you can go to @Jitzsoap on all social media platforms or thejiujitsusoapco.com right now and use the code SAMPC to save 25% on every order of incredible soap salves or lotions and now candles! don’t let these creepy crawlies destroy your good time!!

SAMPC is also sponsored by OhFishl Clothing!

Rooted in hip hop, ohfishl is a street wear brand creating high quality tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there’s something at ohfishl for all tastes. Check out ohfishl.com that’s O-H-F-I-S-H-L and use code SAMPC to save 25% off your order of beautiful hand crafted tshirts, hats and jewelry. Ohfishl clothing. Live by your own rules OHFISHL.COM RIGHT NOW AND USE THE CODEWORD “SAMPC” FOR 25% YOUR PURCHASE!

Jan 26, 2021: 17 hours into a wild THC binge the boys get together with nothing but hot chocolate and a dream and record a BANGER of an episode. Earth shattering questions like, Do you fart on the first date? did they really find a dinosaur butthole? how did they know it’s a butthole? and other brain busters. Bobby and Adam discuss the upcoming NFL Draft, the new coaching hires and how busted the 2014 draft was. roll one up and enjoy this, the way we did. 

SAMPC AvB is Part of a the ⭕️ Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ 

We are sponsored by the Jiu Jitsu Soup Co. made right in Monmouth county New Jersey the jujitsu soap company is an anti-microbial pro titty soap. made for those who roll, and those who don’t.. if you get down, don’t let your skin crawl with microbes! if you listen to the government and believe is fake news you can go to @Jitzsoap on all social media platforms or thejiujitsusoapco.com right now and use the code SAMPC to save 25% on every order of incredible soap salves or lotions and now candles! don’t let these creepy crawlies destroy your good time!!

SAMPC is also sponsored by OhFishl Clothing!

Rooted in hip hop, ohfishl is a street wear brand creating high quality tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there’s something at ohfishl for all tastes. Check out ohfishl.com that’s O-H-F-I-S-H-L and use code SAMPC to save 25% off your order of beautiful hand crafted tshirts, hats and jewelry. Ohfishl clothing. Live by your own rules OHFISHL.COM RIGHT NOW AND USE THE CODEWORD “SAMPC” FOR 25% YOUR PURCHASE!

Hey guys, we'll be back next week unfortunately some real life shit came up and we had to bail on recording this week.

SO! we decided to share the very first episode Bobby Light joined us for all the way back in 2016!

TRIGGER WARNING, this is pre-creature Bobby, this is pre mind break Adam and this is pre family Rob.. you have been warned, that being said, we're all better people now and so grateful that we aren't these three idiots anymore. we love you, big kiss. xo

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Today we have a special guest Bobby Simmons aka Bobby Light, Professional chef. fashion icon and facilitator of home cooked apple pie joins the guys for an in depth conversation from staying woke to using hot sauce in new and interesting ways. #SAMPC

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We are sponsored by the Jiu Jitsu Soup Co. made right in Monmouth county New Jersey the jujitsu soap company is an anti-microbial pro titty soap. made for those who roll, and those who don’t.. if you get down, don’t let your skin crawl with microbes! if you listen to the government and believe is fake news you can go to @Jitzsoap on all social media platforms or thejiujitsusoapco.com right now and use the code SAMPC to save 25% on every order of incredible soap salves or lotions and now candles! don’t let these creepy crawlies destroy your good time!!

SAMPC is also sponsored by OhFishl Clothing!

Rooted in hip hop, ohfishl is a street wear brand creating high quality tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there’s something at ohfishl for all tastes. Check out ohfishl.com that’s O-H-F-I-S-H-L and use code SAMPC to save 25% off your order of beautiful hand crafted tshirts, hats and jewelry. Ohfishl clothing. Live by your own rules OHFISHL.COM RIGHT NOW AND USE THE CODEWORD “SAMPC” FOR 25% YOUR PURCHASE!

SAMPC AvB episode 11 Post Terrestrial. 

we catching up with Bobby Light. and FINALLY drop all the is it racist videos on Bobby Moore and spoiler alert: IT IS. we scroll over the coaching hires in the NFL but there is A LOT of creatures talk too, there isn't so much a description of this episode as it is, just listen and try and keep up.. we're all doing our best here.

SEND HELP.

SAMPC AvB is Part of a the ⭕️ Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ 

We are sponsored by the Jiu Jitsu Soup Co. made right in Monmouth county New Jersey the jujitsu soap company is an anti-microbial pro titty soap. made for those who roll, and those who don’t.. if you get down, don’t let your skin crawl with microbes! if you listen to the government and believe is fake news you can go to @Jitzsoap on all social media platforms or thejiujitsusoapco.com right now and use the code SAMPC to save 25% on every order of incredible soap salves or lotions and now candles! don’t let these creepy crawlies destroy your good time!!

SAMPC is also sponsored by OhFishl Clothing!

Rooted in hip hop, ohfishl is a street wear brand creating high quality tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there’s something at ohfishl for all tastes. Check out ohfishl.com that’s O-H-F-I-S-H-L and use code SAMPC to save 25% off your order of beautiful hand crafted tshirts, hats and jewelry. Ohfishl clothing. Live by your own rules OHFISHL.COM RIGHT NOW AND USE THE CODEWORD “SAMPC” FOR 25% YOUR PURCHASE!

Old School SAMPC this week. we discuss last weeks Plunge stream, lots of questionable decisions made conversationally, edibles and how hard they hit, lots of arguing about sports. Greatest Wide Receivers of all time, best athlete, etc. would you rather get $5 million dollars RIGHT NOW or a dollar for every step you take for a year? 

SAMPC AvB is Part of a the ⭕️ Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ 

We are sponsored by the Jiu Jitsu Soup Co. made right in Monmouth county New Jersey the jujitsu soap company is an anti-microbial pro titty soap. made for those who roll, and those who don’t.. if you get down, don’t let your skin crawl with microbes! if you listen to the government and believe is fake news you can go to @Jitzsoap on all social media platforms or thejiujitsusoapco.com right now and use the code SAMPC to save 25% on every order of incredible soap salves or lotions and now candles! don’t let these creepy crawlies destroy your good time!!

SAMPC is also sponsored by OhFishl Clothing!

Rooted in hip hop, ohfishl is a street wear brand creating high quality tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there’s something at ohfishl for all tastes. Check out ohfishl.com that’s O-H-F-I-S-H-L and use code SAMPC to save 25% off your order of beautiful hand crafted tshirts, hats and jewelry. Ohfishl clothing. Live by your own rules OHFISHL.COM RIGHT NOW AND USE THE CODEWORD “SAMPC” FOR 25% YOUR PURCHASE!

featuring Bobby Light via telepathy! Adam gets so high he thinks Michael Jackson has ALGS.. you know the Apex Legends Global Series and then lights the studio on fire. literally. we discuss the Katt Williams news, Epstein court info drop and some motherfucking aliens in Miami. we also watch some fucked up sports and rate them. drugs are bad mkay. 

SAMPC AvB is Part of a the ⭕️ Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ 

We are sponsored by the Jiu Jitsu Soup Co. made right in Monmouth county New Jersey the jujitsu soap company is an anti-microbial pro titty soap. made for those who roll, and those who don’t.. if you get down, don’t let your skin crawl with microbes! if you listen to the government and believe is fake news you can go to @Jitzsoap on all social media platforms or thejiujitsusoapco.com right now and use the code SAMPC to save 25% on every order of incredible soap salves or lotions and now candles! don’t let these creepy crawlies destroy your good time!!

SAMPC is also sponsored by OhFishl Clothing!

Rooted in hip hop, ohfishl is a street wear brand creating high quality tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there’s something at ohfishl for all tastes. Check out ohfishl.com that’s O-H-F-I-S-H-L and use code SAMPC to save 25% off your order of beautiful hand crafted tshirts, hats and jewelry. Ohfishl clothing. Live by your own rules OHFISHL.COM RIGHT NOW AND USE THE CODEWORD “SAMPC” FOR 25% YOUR PURCHASE!

2000s fashion, glory holes, limb loss and by god i do declare Japanese Heavy Metal. no description necessary. enjoy your holidays bro.

we love you. 

SAMPC AvB is Part of a the ⭕️ Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ 

We are sponsored by the Jiu Jitsu Soup Co. Mid right in Monmouth county New Jersey the jujitsu soap company is an anti-microbial pro titty soap. made for those who roll, and those who don’t.. if you get down, don’t let your skin crawl with microbes! if you listen to the government and believe is fake news you can go to @Jitzsoap on all social media platforms or thejiujitsusoapco.com right now and use the code SAMPC to save 25% on every order of incredible soap salves or lotions and now candles! don’t let these creepy crawlies destroy your good time!!

SAMPC is also sponsored by OhFishl Clothing!

Rooted in hip hop, ohfishl is a street wear brand creating high quality tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there’s something at ohfishl for all tastes. Check out ohfishl.com that’s O-H-F-I-S-H-L and use code SAMPC to save 25% off your order of beautiful hand crafted tshirts, hats and jewelry. Ohfishl clothing. Live by your own rules OHFISHL.COM RIGHT NOW AND USE THE CODEWORD “SAMPC” FOR 25% YOUR PURCHASE!

we're back, don't make a big deal about it.

it’s Christmas Time! Soulja Boi cookin in the beat lab? Dawson’s creek is dating black panther.. free the Wave if you had to eat one breakfast for the rest of your life, what would it be? we yell about meats, pop tarts and we call the Wutzkes and talk about our favorite sluts. 

SAMPC AvB is Part of a the ⭕️ Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ 

We are sponsored by the Jiu Jitsu Soup Co. Mid right in Monmouth county New Jersey the jujitsu soap company is an anti-microbial pro titty soap. made for those who roll, and those who don’t.. if you get down, don’t let your skin crawl with microbes! if you listen to the government and believe is fake news you can go to @Jitzsoap on all social media platforms or thejiujitsusoapco.com right now and use the code SAMPC to save 25% on every order of incredible soap salves or lotions and now candles! don’t let these creepy crawlies destroy your good time!!

SAMPC is also sponsored by OhFishl Clothing!

Rooted in hip hop, ohfishl is a street wear brand creating high quality tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there’s something at ohfishl for all tastes. Check out ohfishl.com that’s O-H-F-I-S-H-L and use code SAMPC to save 25% off your order of beautiful hand crafted tshirts, hats and jewelry. Ohfishl clothing. Live by your own rules OHFISHL.COM RIGHT NOW AND USE THE CODEWORD “SAMPC” FOR 25% YOUR PURCHASE!

Gooble it up you fucking dorks! Happy Thanksgiving

and all that, we back to give you all that delicious yummy ass LONG pod. we're not going to lie, the episode is longer than normal and it's got something to do with getting high and listening to rain sounds.. we're not even sorry. you're welcome. WTF is going on with Will Smith? What goals are you setting for the next year? what is the least amount of technology you would need to take over an ancient civilization? what's the best grandma name? Uncle Snoop stopped smoking, for our benefit. we play IS IT RACIST, spoiler alert: yes. we try to drag each other via old tweets, turns out we have always been hilarious.

SAMPC AvB is Part of a the ⭕️ Inner Circle Podcast Network ⭕️ 

We are sponsored by the Jiu Jitsu Soup Co. Mid right in Monmouth county New Jersey the jujitsu soap company is an anti-microbial pro titty soap. made for those who roll, and those who don’t.. if you get down, don’t let your skin crawl with microbes! if you listen to the government and believe is fake news you can go to @Jitzsoap on all social media platforms or thejiujitsusoapco.com right now and use the code SAMPC to save 25% on every order of incredible soap salves or lotions and now candles! don’t let these creepy crawlies destroy your good time!!

SAMPC is also sponsored by OhFishl Clothing!

Rooted in hip hop, ohfishl is a street wear brand creating high quality tshirts, hats and jewelry at an affordable price. Featuring recreations of classic hip hop and sports logos as well as original designs there’s something at ohfishl for all tastes. Check out ohfishl.com that’s O-H-F-I-S-H-L and use code SAMPC to save 25% off your order of beautiful hand crafted tshirts, hats and jewelry. Ohfishl clothing. Live by your own rules OHFISHL.COM RIGHT NOW AND USE THE CODEWORD “SAMPC” FOR 25% YOUR PURCHASE!