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This episode, we're discussing some extremely random developments in Nate's life, whether the latest war with Iran will ultimately lead to the World War III we've been teased with for so long, fake Jim Carrey, why people with kids are selfish, the possibility of Texas actually turning blue this year, and a fun and morbid edition of Would You Rather?

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In our first episode of 2026, we're hitting the topics no one else is talking about...like ICE! We have some great takes that maybe 5 people will agree with. We also get into how lame celebrity virtue signaling is, why people shouldn't be scared to talk about politics, our lack of excitement about the most random Super Bowl ever, what to make of CJ Stroud, why people aren't drinking anymore, and much more.

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Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays! This episode, we discuss some exciting updates in Nate's life and a new app he's promoting, the "no tax on tips" exemption that will force IRS agents to watch porn at work, the return of Philip Rivers to the NFL and why it's a sign that QB development is lacking, Macaulay Culkin entering the "is Die Hard" a Christmas movie debate, and much more!

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Greetings! This one is truly all over the place, and we hope you enjoy it over your Thanksgiving break. We discuss Nate becoming a science experiment, Aaron Rodgers' alleged wife that no one has ever seen, the weird script the NFL writers have written for this season, what our future looks like with AI taking over the world, the end of the government shutdown and how it was a total waste of time, the new NYC mayor and the political theatre between him and Trump, Americans having terrible posture, and more!

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We're covering a ton of ground in this episode, including the Charlie Kirk murder and the insane reactions, what that and the Jimmy Kimmel drama could mean for the future of free speech, yet another government shutdown, new military standards, Nate's philosophies on sharing opinions and carrying cash, and much more.

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We're back! Lots of ground to cover since we've been away, including the looming bankruptcy of Nate's local YMCA, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's engagement, Trump cracking down on crime and flag burning, gerrymandering, the dumbest controversies of all time starring Cracker Barrel and Sydney Sweeney, shrinkflation, the death of the Epstein files, nailing down the correct pronunciation of "aunt," and much more! 

Sidenote: Cracker Barrel reversed their decision on the new logo mere hours after we recorded this episode, because that's how it always goes around here.

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This episode we're discussing all the No Kings and ICE protests, Elon Musk going rogue, a special ed teacher who gave his students Hard Mountain Dew, a new group called hobosexuals, Nate still going through a golf phase, and more!

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This episode we're talking about why men randomly get interested in golf in their mid-30s, fat people on the news, the new pope being from Chicago, Biden's cancer diagnosis, the Real ID controversy, random moments that remind us we're getting old, and much more!

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We took a month off, so we're making up for lost time! We're covering a huge range of topics, including the deaths of several icons in March, why we miss the 90s, the weird expectations we have of actors, the potential death of the post office, tariffs, DoorDash allowing you to pay in installments, the latest on tip culture, the life of a small town mayor, and more!

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This episode we're discussing the latest happenings with DOGE and potential changes to the education system, the collapse of the Kansas City Chiefs, possibly the drunkest teacher ever, and more!

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Happy new year! It's our first episode of 2025, and we're messing with the format a little because...why not? We cover a ton of ground this episode, including the LA wildfires, the trailer for the new Superman movie, a really terrible streaming service, weird dreams, why the Cowboys firing their coach doesn't matter, and much more.