And that's all she wrote, fucko. I know, I know, the Epilogue is short and hardly worth an episode of its own. I feel terrible about it. So that's why I'm including a link to a bunch of photos I found that Keith & I took when we were writing it, lo those many, crazy years ago. Just go to http://www.bugbotpress.com/tough-city and click on the photo of the two jackasses at the bottom. Maybe re-listen to the Foreword before you do. And thank you. Thank you for reliving this amazing time with me. I do appreciate. No foolin'. ... A pulp crimedy noirvella read one chapter a week for 14 weeks, by author Yuri Lowenthal. To buy the book, go to bugbotpress.com. Deep in debt to Tough City’s biggest boss, DeCameron Wichita takes a missing persons job that he oughtn’t've and makes the biggest rookie mistake a guy like him could make: he falls in love. With a stone-cold killer. But because he never does anything half-way, he also interferes with a blood feud, challenges Da Cherch, butts heads with pornographers, goes on the lam from the FTCP, saves a damsel in distress, jumps out of a flying machine, puts on a dress, goes to the movies, and visits his mom. Oh yeah, and punches a whole lotta people. Just like any other day in Tough City. Only it wasn’t any other day. It was Tuesday.

This chapter's what frilly frocks call a denouement. That's French for "almost the end of the story". Of course there's a little more, punko. You think I'd end on a number like eleven? ... A pulp crimedy noirvella read one chapter a week for 14 weeks, by author Yuri Lowenthal. To buy the book, go to bugbotpress.com. Deep in debt to Tough City’s biggest boss, DeCameron Wichita takes a missing persons job that he oughtn’t've and makes the biggest rookie mistake a guy like him could make: he falls in love. With a stone-cold killer. But because he never does anything half-way, he also interferes with a blood feud, challenges Da Cherch, butts heads with pornographers, goes on the lam from the FTCP, saves a damsel in distress, jumps out of a flying machine, puts on a dress, goes to the movies, and visits his mom. Oh yeah, and punches a whole lotta people. Just like any other day in Tough City. Only it wasn’t any other day. It was Tuesday.

Narrowly escaped, Wichita heads back into the fire to finish things. And to make matters worse, a man walks through the door with a gun. A lot. ...A pulp crimedy noirvella read one chapter a week for 14 weeks, by author Yuri Lowenthal. To buy the book, go to bugbotpress.com. Deep in debt to Tough City’s biggest boss, DeCameron Wichita takes a missing persons job that he oughtn’t've and makes the biggest rookie mistake a guy like him could make: he falls in love. With a stone-cold killer. But because he never does anything half-way, he also interferes with a blood feud, challenges Da Cherch, butts heads with pornographers, goes on the lam from the FTCP, saves a damsel in distress, jumps out of a flying machine, puts on a dress, goes to the movies, and visits his mom. Oh yeah, and punches a whole lotta people. Just like any other day in Tough City. Only it wasn’t any other day. It was Tuesday.

DeCameron Wichita comes up with a plan... No, fuck that! He just goddamn makes some shit up! Listen and see how that works out for him... A pulp crimedy noirvella read one chapter a week for 14 weeks, by author Yuri Lowenthal. To buy the book, go to bugbotpress.com. Deep in debt to Tough City’s biggest boss, DeCameron Wichita takes a missing persons job that he oughtn’t've and makes the biggest rookie mistake a guy like him could make: he falls in love. With a stone-cold killer. But because he never does anything half-way, he also interferes with a blood feud, challenges Da Cherch, butts heads with pornographers, goes on the lam from the FTCP, saves a damsel in distress, jumps out of a flying machine, puts on a dress, goes to the movies, and visits his mom. Oh yeah, and punches a whole lotta people. Just like any other day in Tough City. Only it wasn’t any other day. It was Tuesday.

What's a city boy doing in the middle of the desert? Why is this stinkin' taxi driver so merry? And who the hell is Big Junior? These questions aren't going to answer themselves, puff pooper. Get to listenin'! ... A pulp crimedy noirvella read one chapter a week for 14 weeks, by author Yuri Lowenthal. To buy the book, go to bugbotpress.com. Deep in debt to Tough City’s biggest boss, DeCameron Wichita takes a missing persons job that he oughtn’t've and makes the biggest rookie mistake a guy like him could make: he falls in love. With a stone-cold killer. But because he never does anything half-way, he also interferes with a blood feud, challenges Da Cherch, butts heads with pornographers, goes on the lam from the FTCP, saves a damsel in distress, jumps out of a flying machine, puts on a dress, goes to the movies, and visits his mom. Oh yeah, and punches a whole lotta people. Just like any other day in Tough City. Only it wasn’t any other day. It was Tuesday.

What's a city boy doing in the middle of the desert? Why is this stinkin' taxi driver so merry? And who the hell is Big Junior? These questions aren't going to answer themselves, puff pooper. Get to listenin'! ... A pulp crimedy noirvella read one chapter a week for 14 weeks, by author Yuri Lowenthal. To buy the book, go to bugbotpress.com. Deep in debt to Tough City’s biggest boss, DeCameron Wichita takes a missing persons job that he oughtn’t've and makes the biggest rookie mistake a guy like him could make: he falls in love. With a stone-cold killer. But because he never does anything half-way, he also interferes with a blood feud, challenges Da Cherch, butts heads with pornographers, goes on the lam from the FTCP, saves a damsel in distress, jumps out of a flying machine, puts on a dress, goes to the movies, and visits his mom. Oh yeah, and punches a whole lotta people. Just like any other day in Tough City. Only it wasn’t any other day. It was Tuesday.

Wichita and Bella get stranded in the desert. Luckily a taxi stops to pick them up. Or rather, almost run them over... A pulp crimedy noirvella read one chapter a week for 14 weeks, by author Yuri Lowenthal. To buy the book, go to bugbotpress.com. Deep in debt to Tough City’s biggest boss, DeCameron Wichita takes a missing persons job that he oughtn’t've and makes the biggest rookie mistake a guy like him could make: he falls in love. With a stone-cold killer. But because he never does anything half-way, he also interferes with a blood feud, challenges Da Cherch, butts heads with pornographers, goes on the lam from the FTCP, saves a damsel in distress, jumps out of a flying machine, puts on a dress, goes to the movies, and visits his mom. Oh yeah, and punches a whole lotta people. Just like any other day in Tough City. Only it wasn’t any other day. It was Tuesday.

Wichita visits his mom, goes to the movies, and has to shoot a whole bunch of people... A pulp crimedy noirvella read one chapter a week for 14 weeks, by author Yuri Lowenthal. To buy the book, go to bugbotpress.com. Deep in debt to Tough City’s biggest boss, DeCameron Wichita takes a missing persons job that he oughtn’t've and makes the biggest rookie mistake a guy like him could make: he falls in love. With a stone-cold killer. But because he never does anything half-way, he also interferes with a blood feud, challenges Da Cherch, butts heads with pornographers, goes on the lam from the FTCP, saves a damsel in distress, jumps out of a flying machine, puts on a dress, goes to the movies, and visits his mom. Oh yeah, and punches a whole lotta people. Just like any other day in Tough City. Only it wasn’t any other day. It was Tuesday.

Chapter five, the chapter where DeCameron Wichita goes to pick up a Killrace form and almost gets killed himself... A pulp crimedy noirvella read one chapter a week for 14 weeks, by author Yuri Lowenthal. To buy the book, go to bugbotpress.com. Deep in debt to Tough City’s biggest boss, DeCameron Wichita takes a missing persons job that he oughtn’t've and makes the biggest rookie mistake a guy like him could make: he falls in love. With a stone-cold killer. But because he never does anything half-way, he also interferes with a blood feud, challenges Da Cherch, butts heads with pornographers, goes on the lam from the FTCP, saves a damsel in distress, jumps out of a flying machine, puts on a dress, goes to the movies, and visits his mom. Oh yeah, and punches a whole lotta people. Just like any other day in Tough City. Only it wasn’t any other day. It was Tuesday.

It's Chapter 4 so we get a new character. Is that a rule? How the hell should I know? I'm a detective, not a writer! Bella Djawanna goes to the bank to make a withdrawal, but banks don't take kindly to that kind of behavior in Tough City... A pulp crimedy noirvella read one chapter a week for 14 weeks, by author Yuri Lowenthal. To buy the book, go to bugbotpress.com. Deep in debt to Tough City’s biggest boss, DeCameron Wichita takes a missing persons job that he oughtn’t've and makes the biggest rookie mistake a guy like him could make: he falls in love. With a stone-cold killer. But because he never does anything half-way, he also interferes with a blood feud, challenges Da Cherch, butts heads with pornographers, goes on the lam from the FTCP, saves a damsel in distress, jumps out of a flying machine, puts on a dress, goes to the movies, and visits his mom. Oh yeah, and punches a whole lotta people. Just like any other day in Tough City. Only it wasn’t any other day. It was Tuesday.

In this two-fisted chapter, DeCameron Wichita looks good in a dress, but it doesn't help him when a couple of sharkboys come calling... A pulp crimedy noirvella read one chapter a week for 14 weeks, by author Yuri Lowenthal. To buy the book, go to bugbotpress.com. Deep in debt to Tough City’s biggest boss, DeCameron Wichita takes a missing persons job that he oughtn’t've and makes the biggest rookie mistake a guy like him could make: he falls in love. With a stone-cold killer. But because he never does anything half-way, he also interferes with a blood feud, challenges Da Cherch, butts heads with pornographers, goes on the lam from the FTCP, saves a damsel in distress, jumps out of a flying machine, puts on a dress, goes to the movies, and visits his mom. Oh yeah, and punches a whole lotta people. Just like any other day in Tough City. Only it wasn’t any other day. It was Tuesday.