We mourn the loss of the planet's oldest celebrity and take a look at some HUGE news from the Twitterverse in a WYOY so #viral it wouldn't be covered under Trumpcare.

This week's onslaught of news was practically nauseating. Thankfully there's a new emoji for that!

We have the exclusive scoop on the TAX RETURNS of a citizen of the country DONALD TRUMP is currently President of. (Seriously.)

Wiretaps, Trumpcare, and dinosaurs: We're debunking these conspiracies once and for all!

It's been a wild day for news, but don't worry! I'm back with everything you need to know about the growing scandal involving Jeff Sessions and our beloved president, Vladimir Putin.

WYOY is proud to join Breitbart as your #1 source for the truth! Nostrovia!

Chris lets it all hang out as he journeys to the upside-down with a special message for Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner.

Donald Trump follows through on his campaign pledge to alienate absolutely everyone. Plus: What to expect when you're expecting (the apocalypse)!

It's morning in America! The kind of morning where you wake up in a cold sweat screaming only to realize it wasn't all a dream. Thankfully WYOY is back and ready to guide you through our national waking nightmare.

Chris cuts his vacation short for some breaking news so salacious you'll need to take a shower after hearing it (no, not THAT kind of shower).

The Republicans threaten to legalize corruption, the Democrats threaten to euthanize the Supreme Court, and Donald Trump almost manages to sound reasonable. Somehow 2017 is already out-doing 2016, and WYOY is here with all the details we can stomach.