Alice and Martha discuss a Goblet of Fire scene in which Karkaroff corners Snape to discuss something absolutely top secret and baffling after Harry's potions class. What could it possibly be?? If anyone asks what you're doing while listening to this episode, just tell them you're cleaning up armadillo bile. 

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Alice and Martha talk about "our" Great Aunt Muriel, the angry flamingo who is still reading everyone for filth at age 107. Though her last name is never mentioned and there's a bit of a Charity Burbage effect with Muriel entering the series at book 6, it's not even worth debating that she's a better aunt than Aunt Marge!

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Charity Burbage makes her first appearance in the series in an extremely emotional moment for everyone who is attached to her. Plus, Snape shades Yaxley, Voldemort attempts a smile without lips, and a squat man gives a wheezy giggle. Oh, those Death Eaters know how to have fun! 

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Another monocle-wearing bombshell has entered the villa! Madam Bones presides over the Wizengamot while Harry stands trial and Dumbledore keeps him in the dark. Plus, Fudge has some interesting word choices, which lead to a better-than-average band/album name selection! 

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Our Real Weird Queen makes her first appearance on One Page at a Time, and Alice and Martha stand with Parvati and hope she stays, that woman! Malfoy does some sniping, Harry defends Hagrid, and the girls get a chance to bond with the unicorns on the 440th page of Goblet of Fire.

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Follow Alice and Martha up close as they dive into the Dementor's maw, and Harry almost gets his first kiss. On this episode of One Page at a Time, explore dementors' origins and Mary's questionable wardrobe choices for Harry. 

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Happy birthday, Shandy and Alicia! That's right, Alice and Martha's second task prediction came true as Harry fights off green-bearded mermen to be a hero. What are the other champions playing at??

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Alice and Martha return to One Page at a Time to discuss Ron's arachnophobia origin story and Myrtle's gloomy bathroom. Plus, join the sisters on a deep dive into the history of the teddy bear! 

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Get out your Quick Quotes Quill! Alice and Martha resume conversation about Rita Skeeter in the fifth, sixth, and seventh books. From her one quality interview of Harry to her remarkably quick 900-page book on Dumbledore, the beetle isn't kept at bay very long! 

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Special guest Shut Up Tim joins Alice and Martha again to discuss another riveting five minutes! Dumbledore gives an impassioned warning to the students, Rupert Grint tricks Daniel Radcliffe into some actual acting, and McGonagall catches Roger Davies making questionable choices.

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Alice and Martha discuss everyone's favorite "journalist," Rita Skeeter, as she makes her first appearances of the series. From her coverage of the events at the World Cup to her slander of Hermione, Harry, and Hagrid, Rita makes a splash in the fourth book!  

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