Final Fantasy XIII Part One: The Sacrificial MILF, Nora Square Roots - Episode 528

Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:02:35 Quest Log: 0:29:35 Level Up: 2:20:00

Finally, it's time to face our destiny as L'Cie. Or a PULSE L'Cie. Or a Fal'cie. Or a Cie'th. In Final Fantasy XIII by Square Enix!

Also: • This game has voice acting. • Big Cloud Energy • That's Where She Keeps Her Potions • Beta Cuck Behemoth • Hawthorne Heights Hair • This Guy Listens to 311 • Wakka With A Gun

This Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 2! Next Week: Finish Final Fantasy XIII Chapter 4!

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Dispatch Part 4: So It's Just the End of Wild Wild West? - Episode 527

We finished Dispatch! Wow. What a game. What else is there to say? Lots, apparently.

This Week: Finish Episode 8 of Dispatch! Next Week: Finish Chapter 2 of FFXIII!

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Dispatch Part 3: Kingdom Hearts 4: A Puzzle of the Flesh Square Roots - Episode 526

Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:05:40 Quest Log: 0:30:15 Level Up: 1:56:41

We are terrified with our encounters with the ultimate villain of Dispatch: SLADE!

Also: • Ten Minutes on Yeast Infections • Another Ten Minutes on Pizza Bagels and Rolls • Kevin Costner Is Just Boring Patrick Swayze • Matt Forgot His Belt • Vanessa Wants A Salt Lick

This Week: Finish Episode 6 of Dispatch! Next Week: Finish Dispatch!

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Dispatch Part 2: His Name Is Mister Whisky And No One Knows If He's A Guy In A Suit Square Roots - Episode 525

Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:02:25 Quest Log: 0:24:00 Level Up: 2:01:15

OBSESSION (2026) SPOILERS AT 02:17:00 THROUGH 02:26:00

We become an old person podcast! We don't approve of this Yung Gravy, even if his delivery as Golem is quite good. That's right, we're adding so many more Dispatch episodes. Eight? Twelve? Thirty two?!

Also: • Warriors Cats! • Page Doctor Matt For Cruising Analysis • Name One Bad Thing Chevy Chase Has Ever Said • We Finally Remember to Do a Johnny's Bullshit Mini Game Corner

This Week: Finish Episode 4 of Dispatch! Next Week: Finish Episode 6 of Dispatch!

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Dispatch Part 1: First Of All, Yes. Of Course. Square Roots - Episode 524

We play Dispatch! It's fun. We only covered eps 1 and 2 of the game this week. Sorry for lying!

This Week: Episodes 1 and 2 of Dispatch Next Week: Episodes 3, 4, and 5 of Dispatch

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Legend of Dragoon Part 9: Lip Or Mustache Square Roots - Episode 523

Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:07:51 Quest Log: 0:36:45 Level Up: 2:29:35

A Fleshy Body of a God gets squirted onto Planet Endiness, everyone gets to deal with unresolved moments from the past, and Dart finally gets to talk to his Dad in this extra special extra long finale for the Legend of Dragoon series! We did it! We finished the game!

Also: • A Joke For Our European Listeners • Is Jim's Mind Blown • P-E-O-N-I-X • DAN ACKROYD CAN'T HAVE AN ERECTION • A Romantic Threesome

This Week: Finish Legend of Dragoon! Next Week: Finish Episode 4 of... Dispatch?!

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Legend of Dragoon Part 8: The Winglies' Plan A Is Kill A Baby Every 108 Years Square Roots - Episode 522

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We get to the best part of the game: uncovering and exploiting the Winglies' legal process! That's right, you learn how to propose amendments to bills, where to create a law, and then propagation of the law! One slow step at a time. And you said Legend of Dragoon wasn't awesome!

Also: • Taco Heroes • The Moon That Never Sets Is A Shadow Heart? • Courage Is Refusing To Talk About Your Situation • They Always Say Their Own Names In Their Sentences So I Hate Them • Then Some Dumb Shit Happens

This Week: Finish the Law City! Next Week: Finish Legend of Dragoon!

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Legend of Dragoon Part 7: Daddy's Home Square Roots - Episode 521

Hot Gaming Gossip: There isn't any Quest Log: 0:10:24 Level Up: 1:37:36

We learn a lot of secrets on this weeks episode! What's Lloyds whole deal? Who is Emperor Diaz anyway? And what's up with Rose? Listen and find out!

Also: • Mega Mega: Explaining Captain N to Jim • Make Endiness Great Again oh wait Johnny says no • We didn't expect that guy to get annihilated • Who cares about Miranda's mom?

This Week: Finish Disc 3! Next Week: Finish the Law City

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Legend of Dragoon Part 6: If You'd Like to Learn More About Soa and the Great Tree, Visit Your Local Library Square Roots - Episode 520

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On this exposition-heavy episode of Square Roots, we dive into the library of Deningrad and meet a real cool dragon!

Also: • The Definition of Dead Is You Flop on the Floor • These People Definitely Have Mould • Every Guy With A Lion Hat Is The Same Guy • My Very Excellent Mother Served Us Nachos • Drenched in Lore • Martial Arts Dad

This Week: Retrieve the Dragon Block Staff! Next Week: Finish Disc 3!

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Legend of Dragoon Part 5: Rose's Vaginal Vortex Square Roots - Episode 519

Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:07:45 Quest Log: 0:28:50 Level Up: 1:45:00

On this heavy flowing chunker of Sony's Legend of Dragoon, we learn so much about Rose from her Level 3 attack. Every element of it was a surprise. The menstrual blood. The legs spread. How she's like a Vaginal Kirby. Put down a towel, it's a lot.

Also: • Too Many Nopon? • It's A Fantasy World, Bed Bath & Beyond Could Still Exist • The Love Child of Grimace and Slimer • Somehow Emperor Diaz Has Returned • Another Deep Gash! • A Hot Prize

This Week: Confronting Lenus Again and then Finishing Disc 2! Next Week: Retrieve the Dragon Staff!

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Legend of Dragoon Part 4: Bring A Knife Square Roots - Episode 518

Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:06:40 Quest Log: 0:27:30 Level Up: 2:12:00

On this episode, I wrote a special birthday song for Jim! Should I have sang something in my range? Probably! Meanwhile, Kaffi is the breakout star of Sony's classic JRPG Legend of Dragoon because she loves stars and hot goss.

Also: • Fantasy Villain Lloyd • Executive AI Software Brain • If The Alien Sees You, Just Lay Down And Die • Morning Glory: Milking Farm: A Monster Bait Romance • Emille Is A Vanessa Role-Model • Dart's Tryptophobia Bandana

This Week: Play through the Moon Dagger Ceremony Next Week: Confronting Lenus Again

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