Don't put your thumb on the watermelon's nipple if you have wet hair (ep 311)
(3:30) what's with the wet haired baseball players
(16:00) the algorithm needs you angry, not horny
(22:00) newsboys and y2k
(35:00) would you rather
18 July 2026, 12:00 am
52 minutes 4 seconds
Don't Get Naked in a Field to Do Your Waddling (ep 310)
(1:30) fsbt collector's corner
(7:00) chicken-based shoot the shoot
(22:00) 10 things we know
29 June 2026, 12:00 am
49 minutes 49 seconds
Push or Pull, hot athletes, and church (ep 309)
(3:00) Push or Pull your shopping cart?
(6:00) Elon
(13:30) which athletes are hottest?
(28:30) Matthew's gambling article
(35:30) Casey's church thoughts
15 June 2026, 12:00 am
51 minutes 50 seconds
Appropriately heighted in supercharged p*rn water: Camp Eros faith-based movie pitch (ep 308)
(1:00) has Casey been compromised by Big Education?
(9:00) Matthew tries to spin Casey out with too many in-jokes
(16:30) Faith-based movie pitch: Camp Eros
28 May 2026, 12:00 am
57 minutes 14 seconds
Malcolm X's Party City Microbiome, CCM Vid Breakdown: "Addicted to Jesus" by Carman/DC Talk (ep 307)
(1:30) Hot Dorm Room Action
(5:15) Casey checks in on Bryan Johnson
(14:30) CCM Video Breakdown: "Addicted to Jesus"
(54:00) we had an intern, once
"Addicted to Jesus" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzxHiIJNv9Y
7 May 2026, 12:00 am
55 minutes 22 seconds
Dimwitted youth group chaperones, Voskamp, CCM Video Breakdown: "There is Only You" [ep 306]
(1:00) words aren't real
(7:30) so about that basketball coach in the news
(11:30) checking in on ann voskamp
(17:30) ccm video breakdown: "There is Only You" by Smalltown Poets
There is Only You music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spf7LJnJbrE
26 April 2026, 12:00 am
1 hour 22 seconds
CCM Video Breakdown: "Innocent" by Stellar Kart, Barlowbutt, Shyla's ample bosoms (ep 305)
(0:30) Luthen Rael's place in Star Wars
(16:30) CCM Video Breakdown: "Innocent"
"Innocent" by Stellar Kart video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxMrGDd1cos
8 April 2026, 12:00 am
1 hour 2 minutes
Beef organ smoothies with our black market ED pills (Matthew's Birthday, ep 304)
(2:30) Is Casey old?
(8:30) Casey reports on social media
(18:30) Real Marriage
(29:30) The Marriage Bed forums
check out Casey's new post on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fsbt
25 March 2026, 12:00 am
54 minutes 7 seconds
Neapolitan Syndrome (ep 303)
One of the best episodes in our entire 56-year run
(1:00) the Christian podcast pantheon
(4:00) a facebook post about women masturbating during childbirth
(18:00) Casey on "His Needs, Her Needs"
(41:00) deranged comments on Matthew's substack
4 March 2026, 12:00 am
54 minutes 43 seconds
The ghost of Robert Duvall told the algorithm that I am a sauce boy (ep 302)
(1:00) horny for food
(8:30) old people and flip flops
(15:00) robert duvall
(25:00) judd apatow
(37:30) would you rather
20 February 2026, 12:00 am
50 minutes 34 seconds
Casey at the movies, nipple CSI, Would You Rather (ep 301)
(3:30) Casey on youth group grandiosity
(10:30) social media thoughts
(20:20) Casey reviews "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You"
(32:15) FSBT Would You Rather