This week, Tony sees a world in which he could kiki with Trump, while the rest of the administration has their faces read to filth by Vanity Fair. The boys partake in that very American holiday tradition of discussing a son’s violent killing of his famous parents, and, due to a glitch, give you a glimpse of the hilarious GPHH after-show that airs on Twitch each week.

This week, Tony turns her self-appointed age of 51. For Tony’s birthday, Casey shows up early to hear how Tony was disappointed by a birthday gift.  Conservative women clamor to get that Mar-a-Lago face, Casey considers church, and Tony is reminded why 2025 wasn’t such a terrible year. 

This week, the boys reword an old slur. Casey sees Wicked: For Good, and his review leaves Tony less than green with envy. Casey’s birthday vacation to Maui is a mere blip in Tony’s thought process before his real question: Is there a good amount of meth, and Marjorie Taylor Greene announces her retirement from being one of the worst people in America. 

Zohran Mamdani wins the New York mayoral election, and the boys find common ground…for 1 minute before arguing about old grievances. The government shutdown leaves the boys concerned for people’s benefits in very different ways. Tony discovers what a “side” is, and Casey helps him manage his feelings about it. All that and the former worst person in the world finally goes to Hell. 

It’s Halloween this week, and Tony treats himself to a trip, while Casey gets tricked out of a good time. Tony learns that guessing people’s costumes can be a mistake, women in bars put themselves at risk, and Texas is still a scary place to be a homosexual.

This week, Tony and Casey go out together and have very different experiences. Casey proposes a hypothetical beauty treatment, and Tony is all ears. The boys consider how a third Trump presidency might happen, and Casey shows two signs of aging, which Tony promptly ridicules. 

This week, Casey makes a promise that he immediately can’t keep. Tony starts therapy and immediately finds an issue with his therapist. A sound bath leaves Tony’s chakras dripping, and George Santos gets out of prison thanks to Daddy’s rule of law. 

This week, Tony is trying out some new drugs, and the side effects are leaving him a little too peppy.  Casey looks for a therapist, and his criteria is further proof that his brain is problematic. The Nobel Peace Prize didn’t go to the worst person, but Tony thinks it was close, and Casey needs work on his impression of Donald Trump.

Tony goes back to Brooklyn and takes more of their money, forgetting more of their names. Casey wants a Botox buddy and doesn’t want to feel like a prick about it. Penn Station is the latest historic gay club to be shut down in America. The Riyadh Comedy Festival announces its lineup and, shockingly, the gay power half hour isn’t on it. 

The boys are back.

This week, the boys talk about other stuff too.