This week we’re recording at the Nobody Likes Onions studios in sunny Las Vegas. We start off with Opie who is in a very bad mood because Christmas costs money and Opie doesn’t appear to have any cash on hand. But Ron the Waiter more than makes up for it by being in an amazing mood in anticipation of Ronakuh - the livestream where he’ll get all of the superchats and Opie will deliver additional dollars (but not a 1 to 1 match because that’s probably illegal). 

Patrick Melton cohosts the episode as we transition into Brendan Schaub claiming he finally “gets it.” His new strategy is to lean into the hate and he’s absolutely terrible at it. He’s somehow proud of his terrible special because he was new at comedy and his friends are very funny guys. Huh? Stuttering John is planning yet another lolsuit against Chad Zumock and Kevin Brennan; it couldn’t be more of a nothing burger. We finish up with a round of “To Poke A Dabbler,” the Internet News, and your voicemails. 

Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/wjFnnGVBzsc

Patrick’s show: https://www.nobodylikesonions.com/ 

Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday:

⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠

⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We start off this week checking out Jerry Seinfeld on We Might Be Drunk with Mark Normand and Sam Morril. Seinfeld doesn’t give AF while Mark and Sam nervously try to get him to say something, anything interesting. 

Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe missed the goal by $140 on Tuesday and tried to act like he wasn’t upset about it. On Wednesday’s show we find out he was very, very upset about it. Bill Burr has life figured out; he even knows how to have fun at Disneyland now. Amazing! Howard Stern announces three more years at SiriusXM. He claims his entire staff didn't know until he said it live on the air. If that's true that's pretty messed up. These are all adults who have financial obligations to their families. Why would Howard want to stress these people out right before the holidays? Opie announces that Thursday is “Ron Day” and that all superchat money will go to Ron the Waiter. We’ll see about that. Miss Judy returns to Stuttering John’s show and he’s never been hornier or more hard-up. Megan and Annie join us for another round of “Is It Gay?”, the Opie or Burr game, and Cardiff’s “To Poke A Dabbler.” We finish up with Spotify comments, reviews, and your voicemails. 

Watch the episode here: https://youtube.com/live/KBu_5BJRdKM

Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday:

⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠

⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we’re checking in on Stephen Baldwin’s podcast about bad movies. Well, it’s supposed to be about bad movies, but it’s actually just an awkward conversation with Hollywood celebrities who are at the point in their career where they have enough free time to talk to Stephen Baldwin. 

Doug from Good Times Great Movies is appalled that Michael Madsen spent over ten minutes waiting for Stephen to show up. Jamarmalaid has a new Christmas song that is no Granny’s House. Howard Stern talks retirement with fake callers and embarrassing phony prank phone calls. Opie does his FU Friday show with both Ron the Waiter and Tony P. Ron does the wrong homework assignment and Tony does the homework assignment wrong. Stuttering John performed a stand-up show in the midwest and comes to the sad realization that more Dabbleverse fans come out to see him than anyone else. We finish up with Net News hosted by Lucy Tightbox and your voicemails.

Doug’s YouTube channel - https://www.youtube.com/@GoodTimesGreatMovies

Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday:

⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠

⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After some dumb Dabbleverse drama about KarmicX and Felicia Gillespie breaking up, we check in on the latest from Bill Burr. It’s amazing that as most of his fanbase turns on him and his numbers dwindle, he’s discovered the secret of life. Ol’ enlightened Billy is now struggling with how to be both happy and funny. Spoiler - he’s neither. 

On the Fighter and the Kid, Brendan Schaub gets very defensive when his guest, Timmy No Brakes, asks why he gets so much hate. Bryan and Brendan need to get on the same page because they seem to have very different strategies when it comes to handling detractors. Stuttering John is very upset that VTL said he’s an alcoholic so he convinces his audience that he doesn’t have a drinking problem. We’re convinced. Adam was checking in on Opie and his new cohost, another open micer who is way too old to be an open micer. Megan joins us with another round of “Is It Gay?”, Annie is on for the second edition of the Opie or Burr game, and Cardiff leads us in a round of “To Poke A Dabbler.” We finish up with comments, reviews, and voicemails. 

Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday:

⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠

⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠

Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/WubLe-a0ol8 

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we’re checking in on Meredith and Amy, two mystics who can’t finish a sentence. They have a guest on who predicted 9-11 and makes awesome memes. Amy is super stoked about the memes!

Lucy Tightbox joins the show to help us figure out what a Saturn Return is. Ryan Smeltzer creates a new version of Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby” for Christmas. Meghan Markle released a new holiday special that proves she has no family or loved ones. Stuttering John has the most delusional fantasy we’ve ever heard! We finish up with a round of “To Poke A Dabbler” and your voicemails.

Lucy’s channel - https://www.youtube.com/@onceoverwithcayley

Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday:

⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠

⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We start the show off watching the latest video of Kevin Brennan proving he’s a senile old man who thinks he’s always hosting his show. He got pulled over by the police while riding his bicycle! That’s not easy to do. We recently watched Chad Zumock livestream from outside of Mersh’s house. It turns out Quadfather (Derek) from the BYB Podcast called the police and was trying to get Mersh swatted by pretending they were threatening each others’ lives with weapons. 

Big news in the copyright lawsuit between H3H3’s Ethan Klein and the world’s dumbest streamer Kaceytron. She was so certain that he didn’t have a case but, oops, she had to settle AND apologize. Bill Burr is trying to get back into old form with his conspiracy theories focused on the real evil in this world - the NERDS! Akaash Singh was back on a new episode of Flagrant after he was getting humiliated by his wife for the past two weeks and they handle the situation about as poorly as they possibly could. Opie is in a terrible mood because it’s the holiday season and he’s realizing yet again that he can’t afford to live in his building. Stuttering John has Judy on his show again and Judy confronts him with some hard truths about John doxing and threatening people. Megan joins the show along with Annie for a round of “Is It Gay?”, the Worst Ever Podcast sends in a new game called Burr or Opie, and Cardiff brings us “To Poke A Dabbler.” After the teaser we read some recent reviews and listen to your voicemails. 

Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday:

⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠

⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠

Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/zV9wO3rPoI4 

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s Jocktober in November - we’re checking in on Todd Schnitt down in Tampa. He’s got corny bits, lame jokes, and callers who can’t possibly be real people. When Fester does his Coach Bowles impression things get mild!

Erik Nagel joins the show to discuss ESPN Radio getting hacked in Houston. Opie talks about gay sex in jail and Erock smelling Big A’s breath. Helga Mann has a new YouTube channel and she’s posting some classic episodes of That Reality Show with Lisa Boswell. Stuttering John continues to hit on Judy like a little kid while he brags about all of his accomplishments. We finish up with another round of “To Poke A Dabbler,” Internet News, and your voicemails.

Erik Nagel - https://itseriknagel.com/

Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday:

⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠

⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This year we’re thankful for Cardiff calling out Chad Zumock after Chad tried to back out of a scheduled debate with the potato. Bill Burr had a guest on his show, the very successful and funny Ms. Pat, and Bill can’t relate to her on any level. I’m really starting to think that Bill is just tanking his show on purpose.

Adam Busch shares some of Bill’s new stand up material that no one enjoys. Speaking of not enjoying jokes, Tom Myers wrote another monologue with some of the most convoluted set-ups you’ve ever heard. Opie’s mom passed away and he handles it about as poorly as a person could. Stuttering John has Judy, the aspiring lawtuber, on his show and it’s amazing!! She has John and the Dabbleverse totally figured out and we see a rare moment where John is confronted with the truth and has to deal with a woman he likes telling him he’s bad at podcasting. And finally, Annie joins us for a round of To Poke A Dabbler! Happy Thanksgiving.

Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday:

⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠

⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠

Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/5b82J13SPrY 

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg host a show that sounds like it’s about over-eating but it’s actually about hooking up with guys, their shoes, and liberal politics. Their guests include a woman who wrote a book about how great it was to cheat on her husband and a male feminist who wrote a thesis on hate crimes in the video game World of Warcraft. 

Johnny the Audio Engineer makes his WATP debut to laugh at Ashley’s reaction to Trump winning the 2024 election. Chad Zumock livestreamed himself across the street from Mersh’s house to prove he’s a tough guy. On Opie’s show Ron the Waiter is very optimistic about AI, which is a technology developed by aliens that will provide unlimited free energy and food. Frenchie Hana eats an empanada and tries to read her receipt. Stuttering John admits to Clay Dabbler that he’s a sexaholic. We finish up with a round of To Poke A Dabbler, Internet News, and your voicemails.

Johnny's crazy social media findings - https://www.patreon.com/cw/JohnnysBrainRotCorner

Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday:

⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠

⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we’re starting off with a very quick interview of the founder of wikipedia, Jimmy Wales. Chris D’Elia was hosting his solo podcast and trying to react to videos he found (or someone found) on the internet. He’s absolutely terrible at podcasting and CANNOT come up with anything funny or interesting to say while watching robots and teens giggle in a car. 

There’s a pro-communism podcast called Metal Gear Red that featured Jackson Hinkle explaining that things are going great in North Korea. Bill Burr is completely phoning it in with lackluster “jokes,” terrible ad reads, and only a tease of having potentially interesting stories. Opie reminds us that he has no money coming in and he's very upset that other people are making money off of the old O&A show. Howard Stern and Fred Norris both reinforce that Stuttering John never wrote a thing on the Channel 9 Show. Stuttering John is striking everyone while airing defamatory content that will likely get him and his cohost sued. 

MYQ Kaplan's new stand up special - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0uf9i_z-Aw 

Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: 

⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠

⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠

Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/WBcJsoY5XxE 

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nathan Fillion and Alan Tudyk are bored or something because they started a podcast that doesn’t have any purpose or direction. I guess these guys are used to people telling them that they’re hilarious or something. They were both on Firefly, a show that only lasted one season 23 years ago. But don’t worry, that kinda has nothing to do with anything.

Trucker Andy joins the show to marvel at the foley work and draw comparisons to Hollywood Handbook. A host on InfoWars gives us a shout out. Opie has as many hosts as viewers and iHeart Radio uses clumsy AI for social media posts. Steel Toe misses the goal even when playing Nazi music during the White Power Hour segment of his show. Patrick Michael is finding success with the laziest possible videos. A drunk Stuttering John had Ava, Keanu, and VTL on his stream while he freaked out about a potential warrant that’s been posted in New York for John’s revenge porn against Kate Meaney. We finish things up with a round of “To Poke A Dabbler,” Internet News, and your voicemails.

Trucker Andy’s show - https://allapologiespodcast.com/

Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday:

⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠

⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices